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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:45 PM Author: brilliant national security agency but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizza. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956409) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:47 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, that's right, you and your bf are obsessed w/ money.
Question... Did you both grow up poor? |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM Author: brilliant national security agency I did. He grew up middle to upper class.
No, it's not just because I'm obsessed with money. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956459) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM Author: brilliant national security agency Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the only reason I want to work for Big Law (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956477) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button but it's the main reason (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956486) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM Author: brilliant national security agency Yes, it is the main reason.
If I won the lottery right now, I would still go into Big Law. But robably not for very long. 3 years or so. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button you would not (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956529) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:11 AM Author: brilliant national security agency yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421045) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: angry insanely creepy depressive OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956465) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throughout dinner... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956481) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM Author: angry insanely creepy depressive Good point (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956522) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM Author: claret embarrassed to the bone corner You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956515) |
Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM Author: Navy nibblets I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from most other deskjobs except the volume of work is a little larger and you get paid more.
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: brilliant national security agency exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. And I want to work internationally, very few small firms will give me that option. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956457) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants and working internationally?
Oh my.... |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:59 PM Author: Smoky impressive public bath and wearing cute suits!!
DUH!
I can't wait! |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM Author: brilliant national security agency I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing as believeing that this is what Big Law is about. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956603) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: Peach yarmulke will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your peers and you think they pad theirs a little? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956453) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM Author: brilliant national security agency Not sure yet. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956470) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button you are starting to disgust me (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956490) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM Author: Peach yarmulke i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure to bill your nine hours every day. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956503) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgusting (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956527) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: Peach yarmulke what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956533) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button see below (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956569) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: brilliant national security agency why? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956530) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:56 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishonest behavior over 3 years before the opportunity to commit it might come up... sick. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956548) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM Author: brilliant national security agency That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planning, you're in trouble. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956584) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that you are seriously considering acting dishonestly one day in order to save your dream of becoming a money sucking leech. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956614) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button hello? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956718) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:17 AM Author: brilliant national security agency what?
do you want me to respond to your post above? I can't imagine why. you're just making assumptions left and right and generally making an ass of yourself. I'm not really sure what you want me to do about it. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is white collar theft) in order to keep up w/ the Joneses and secure your job. I wish people like you never went into law. You give us all a bad name. What assumptions am I making? How exactly am I making an ass of myself? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957659) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957669) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:24 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button she needs to take the high road (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957687) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Who are you, her fucking priest?
No, she needs to take the road that will make her happiest. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically. I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957728) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:32 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire "see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically."
Yeah, but its not a black and white world. Realistically, no one is all good or all bad. This sort of reasoning leads people to work for pennies in public interest.
"I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset."
I really doubt she is. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:36 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button I'm glad she's not upset. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957775) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:43 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957823) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM Author: brilliant national security agency you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, etc etc.
I never said any such thing. I said I didn't know. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:46 AM Author: Spectacular frisky pistol What's this about? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957837) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy Oh, for the love of naivety.
You and the bf are in for a big splash of reality in 3 years. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button exactly (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956498) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:55 PM Author: angry insanely creepy depressive They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956540) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM Author: brilliant national security agency "it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."
:)
:)
:)!
I looooove him.
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM Author: angry insanely creepy depressive Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch. Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson? |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:04 AM Author: brilliant national security agency "Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch."
Um...
"Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?"
No. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM Author: angry insanely creepy depressive You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relationship counseling immediately. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956679) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or something? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957721) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire "They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."
What's wrong with being spoiled? Makes us all happy, so we go with it. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:31 AM Author: Metal Aromatic Pervert "They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. "
you must be kidding me |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K+bonus and working 60 hours a week we're not going to be cleaning and doing our own laundry! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957768) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:57 AM Author: Metal Aromatic Pervert arent they somewhat expensive?
well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:14 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire "arent they somewhat expensive?"
Expensive for law school students? Sure. I'd love a maid but I know I can't afford one now. Expensive for Biglaw lawyers? Not really. Especially if you get some FOB immigrant.
"well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.""
I disagree. IMO, the last thing you want after working 12 hours straight is to be doing laundry and cleaning up.
Here's how I figure it: something *has* to give. One can't work 60 hours a week, spend 10 hours a week commuting, and then spend another 20 hours a week on house work/cooking/cleaning/etc. Since I can't really cut biglaw hours, I have to cut everything else. If I live by work and hire a maid then all I have is 60 hours or so a week, which isn't worse than what most people have considering they deal with commute and doing things themselves. Make sense? |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:23 AM Author: beta feces I am with you on living near work.
I hate commuting. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are miserable tasks no less taxing and annoying than work itself. On top of long hours its just unbearable. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM Author: beta feces I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to do my laundry.
Commuting, however, can suck it. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire "I like cooking, though."
After spending 12 hours at work? Ugh.
"And I don't trust other people to do my laundry."
Good God, why?
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:40 AM Author: beta feces It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me.
Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out. If I had a family, I could see wanting to have someone else do it, because kids come with a fuckload of dirty clothes. But for just me, it seems silly.
Both of these depend heavily on me being single. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:57 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire "It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me."
Go out. You have to shop less, and no cleanup.
"Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out."
Its not that expensive, is it? I remember in Russia it was great: you drop it off, you pick it up in 2 days. Barely costs more than doing it yourself and comes back nicely folded. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 AM Author: Metal Aromatic Pervert Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working professionals (doctors, etc.) have maids.
Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.
And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine.
And if family members of mine who live in or near large cities are an indication, good incomes can evaporate really quickly in those high-COL areas. I would be a little uneasy about paying for something like that under those conditions, especially just starting out. |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: free-loading generalized bond You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at big law? try 80 to 90 at least.
Nice fantasy you ahve there. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM Author: Cerebral Office I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956564) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM Author: Smoky impressive public bath In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956587) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956604) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM Author: brilliant national security agency I don't mind (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956616) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM Author: Cerebral Office excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I eat your muffin? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956628) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM Author: brilliant national security agency Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at your place. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956681) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM Author: Cerebral Office nice.
but now i need to go wash my hands. brb. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 year old 350lbs fat bald Russian guy that chain smokes and isn't even going to law school...
Yep, you might just whacked off to that FAG! |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:03 AM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956637) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM Author: brilliant national security agency you're right
check back later |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:05 AM Author: Rusted Haunting Gas Station Gunner have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support position in a biglaw firm? i would suggest it... just so you can know for sure what it is like.. :( biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :( |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy shhh!
She doesn't want to hear that. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:08 AM Author: Rusted Haunting Gas Station Gunner seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law firm life is really like now.. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956700) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and effort to find out what there future career will really be like. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956730) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM Author: Rusted Haunting Gas Station Gunner what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956746) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 AM Author: outnumbered charcoal field puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956837) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM Author: judgmental yapping factory reset button she doesn't care... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956712) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM Author: Rusted Haunting Gas Station Gunner i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a firm before? maybe she has and liked it.. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956735) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:15 AM Author: brilliant national security agency No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a few people who have though.
Of course having to work on a case I don't believe in is a concern, but that's one of the reasons i'm going into business law, not criminal law. If I lose or win, people might have more/less money, and sometimes it might be unjust, but at least no one will die or go to jail for something they haven't done because of me. That level of bad karma I can live with.
Besides, I hope that that at least sometimes, I'll be able to influence people to do what's best both for their company and for others.
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:18 AM Author: Rusted Haunting Gas Station Gunner that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how little difference i would be making in anything i was working on in a biglaw firm, and i am like you, i want to influence people, and see that what i am doing is changing things and causing some good. business law/corporate law you will be representing a lot of companies who could be indirectly (or directly) causing a lot of harm to a lot of people... and/or animals plants and bunnies... :( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957638) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM Author: brilliant national security agency I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, they're usually more neutral than evil. Once I have money and some experince, there are other things I want to do, like someday I'd like to teach at a law school and start or continue with an existing child clinic.
But I can't do that right away. Getting into teaching is really hard, and just doing pro-bono and stuff, well, with my pet cause, I couldn't handle it. |
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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:23 PM Author: Cerise fragrant goal in life dragon holy shit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262703) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire "biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :("
I have no problem defending tobacco companies. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM Author: Rusted Haunting Gas Station Gunner that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me sad that they marketed to middle school aged kids in china, but i guess whatever floats your boat. anyways, goodnight meanest and mandy! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957670) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:25 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Goodnight.
Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not mess with. But I also realize that someone has to defend them and I need cash...
I'd like to defend the likes of cig companies and gun companies. Bad rep but I really don't have much against them. And if they really fuck up no lawyer (including myself) will be able to save them. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:27 AM Author: Spectacular frisky pistol Have you ever posted a pic? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957712) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM Author: Wine Orchestra Pit Shitlib I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957725) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:29 AM Author: Spectacular frisky pistol why the +25? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957730) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM Author: Wine Orchestra Pit Shitlib not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like Reece, but doesn't have near a hollywood body. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957746) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:34 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957763) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:20 AM Author: Spectacular frisky pistol What were talking about with "hours"? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957994) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Working hours. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958039) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM Author: Spectacular frisky pistol What type of job? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958044) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire Biglaw lawyer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958056) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:38 AM Author: Spectacular frisky pistol How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school yet? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958065) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:39 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before then). And we're both starting in about a month. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958073) |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 12:24 PM Author: sickened marvelous black woman digit ratio Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171128) |
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Date: February 21st, 2005 2:34 AM Author: Mauve alpha lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2175537) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 5:21 AM Author: dun jet-lagged faggot firefighter (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2402968) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 5:51 AM Author: Umber soul-stirring multi-billionaire I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403002) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: deranged theatre heheheh (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4089491) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:05 AM Author: Sooty business firm Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's mouth? Jesus H. Christ. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403072) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:06 AM Author: canary meetinghouse brethren I assume you are referring to yourself. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403073) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:15 AM Author: Sooty business firm kk, that deserves a 169. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403077) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:20 AM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S from me, where S (superlative) is better than A+. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403080) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:26 AM Author: Electric electric furnace menage haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403081) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:31 AM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake Wear it with pride. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403087) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 5:57 AM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421030) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:02 AM Author: mildly autistic patrolman theater stage why do you think anyone gives a shit? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421033) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:09 AM Author: brilliant national security agency well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parody thread, originally. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421042) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:12 AM Author: Electric electric furnace menage hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you know it wasn't (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421047) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM Author: brilliant national security agency It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law thread. But I meant it at the time, if that's what you mean. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421049) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM Author: mildly autistic patrolman theater stage i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421051) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:22 AM Author: brilliant national security agency I'm jewish. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421053) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:13 AM Author: mildly autistic patrolman theater stage send me a picture so i can cream on it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421048) |
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Date: April 1st, 2005 11:22 PM Author: offensive magical range rigor (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2465548) |
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Date: April 18th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: hyperactive insane lay (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2587057) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:51 PM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake Reach for the dream! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536042) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:53 PM Author: Maize brunch deer antler 176 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536064) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Red adventurous native (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3713498) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:11 PM Author: Naked Swashbuckling Locus What's the background on this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715554) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: brilliant national security agency I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they didn't want to work big law. Later, my 1L grades weren't good enough to make Big Law and people thought it was hilarious. I don't fully get why it's that funny, but I'm going along for all the attention. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715570) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:15 PM Author: Naked Swashbuckling Locus Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish, were you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715583) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:33 PM Author: brilliant national security agency No. He did far better than me second semester. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715699) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: mildly autistic patrolman theater stage and you both still can't get jobs. fags. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4083928) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:09 PM Author: brilliant national security agency all bumps but no questions? come on people! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715538) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:12 PM Author: Sexy Blathering School Cafeteria People Who Are Hurt Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recruiting? How many interviews did you have? How many callbacks? Where do you want to work (location)? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715561) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy hahahahhahahha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715574) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:17 PM Author: Sexy Blathering School Cafeteria People Who Are Hurt ?
I was making up for the lack of questions. |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:16 PM Author: Jet aphrodisiac becky Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don't think she has any offerinos. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715591) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Sexy Blathering School Cafeteria People Who Are Hurt No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715601) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0
car wreck firm in chicago, here she comes! |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: Jet aphrodisiac becky Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a DUI firm in Chitown? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715618) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:21 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy Median at UIUC = small law (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715625) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM Author: Jet aphrodisiac becky I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at a TTT. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715610) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: brilliant national security agency My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location preference, DC sounds nice though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715603) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM Author: Sexy Blathering School Cafeteria People Who Are Hurt Good luck during OCI. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715612) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM Author: brilliant national security agency thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday. I'm totally nervous. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715761) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715784) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy haha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715787) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a hot dog salesman, you're on drugs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715619) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:22 PM Author: Sexy Blathering School Cafeteria People Who Are Hurt People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being such a jealous loser. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715629) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:24 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a cow town in the middle of nowhere and who has shitty grades. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715640) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:39 PM Author: brilliant national security agency do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiring stats and my appearance arise? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715750) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:41 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the middle of UIUC.
And you're ugly...that's a given with you seeing Fish, who himself is a short ugly fuck. |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM Author: brilliant national security agency cool, this is what I was hoping to hear. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715786) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:45 PM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake Afraid that you would be outed? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715797) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:47 PM Author: brilliant national security agency No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew something I didn't about our hiring prospects. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715812) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:49 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are.
And DC or large firms simply arent in the cards. |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:35 PM Author: brilliant national security agency Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so slightly above the average hot dog vendor's salary). I'm just worried about getting a legal job in DC. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715712) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:37 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a median student from UIUC. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715729) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:38 PM Author: brilliant national security agency I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 now, cum laude is 3.25 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715742) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM Author: Racy Sweet Tailpipe Therapy Your grades are ass. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715762) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Sexy Blathering School Cafeteria People Who Are Hurt Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me "double AIDS"? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715609) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:27 PM Author: Cracking private investor If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's no hope for you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715658) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:36 PM Author: brilliant national security agency ? don't know (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715719) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Cracking private investor See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and proudly proclaimed it to the Internet" thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715788) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: snowy razzmatazz corn cake Why won't you die? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715616) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:32 PM Author: brilliant national security agency because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before crossing the street. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715694) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Glittery Ape (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994639) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Balding shimmering organic girlfriend Subject: To make sure this thread never, ever gets edited. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994643) |
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Date: October 12th, 2005 2:30 AM Author: light national I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format glory. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027170) |
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Date: October 12th, 2005 2:31 AM Author: Fishy Police Squad excellent work. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027173) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:41 AM Author: light national Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have it. I have no idea why. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195651) |
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Date: October 12th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: brilliant national security agency God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Sometimes, blasphemous though this may be, sometimes I really do miss Minnesota. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027250) |
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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM Author: vibrant mint fat ankles psychic what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lmao! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262651) |
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Date: July 30th, 2006 8:54 PM Author: domesticated topaz knife den (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6339304) |
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Date: September 4th, 2006 1:02 AM Author: Galvanic cuckoldry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553929) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 1:18 PM Author: Pink school gaping *VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7859730) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 9:02 AM Author: cowardly whorehouse faggotry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6780507) |
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Date: December 8th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: Citrine friendly grandma resort A true classic.
ty to Evan for the *bump* |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 7:39 AM Author: Aggressive Cruise Ship (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8000836) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:25 AM Author: French Partner Parlour Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195524) |
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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Violent hateful regret church building Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703238) |
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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: Hairraiser shrine LOL
Typical barzini response:
"Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.
And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine."
REALLY, DON? I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SAY THAT! |
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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM Author: irradiated idiot vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849635) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM Author: Flirting fluffy pisswyrm location MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849698) |
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Date: November 8th, 2007 11:43 AM Author: territorial charismatic pit Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8869039) |
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Date: November 8th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: Olive hominid station *works at Big Law* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8868893) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 11:44 AM Author: pungent lettuce keepsake machete Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898028) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: Flesh garrison It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898032) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:51 PM Author: laughsome black laser beams bump (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919742) |
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