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Chicago Law students: How to best contact Jay-Z?

Ideas, suggestions? Anyone know anyone? have any ideas?
razzle trailer park
  08/08/05
OK. The fact that you're a flame is pretty transparent now....
Vibrant crackhouse kitty cat
  08/08/05
chicago law student?
razzle trailer park
  08/08/05
they call themselves a law school? bah.
hilarious orchid associate elastic band
  08/08/05
...
razzle trailer park
  08/08/05
You fucking rock dude.
chartreuse submissive school
  08/08/05
CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES...
razzle trailer park
  08/08/05
I have the necessary connections and expertise. Your passio...
chartreuse submissive school
  08/08/05
...
razzle trailer park
  08/08/05
It would probably be best if you edited out your phone numbe...
chartreuse submissive school
  08/08/05
Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the...
chartreuse submissive school
  08/08/05
he's chilling on my couch now, what should I ask him?
Dashing Feces Market
  08/08/05
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razzle trailer park
  08/08/05
I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mentio...
chartreuse submissive school
  08/08/05
i love you right now.
hilarious orchid associate elastic band
  08/08/05
Just got off the phone with him. He said he'll meet you say,...
hilarious orchid associate elastic band
  08/08/05
"white-tee" I hope you received my "page.&quo...
chartreuse submissive school
  08/08/05
...
erotic hairy legs idiot
  08/09/05
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  03/22/07


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Date: August 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: razzle trailer park

Ideas, suggestions? Anyone know anyone? have any ideas?

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: Vibrant crackhouse kitty cat

OK. The fact that you're a flame is pretty transparent now. shut up.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: razzle trailer park

chicago law student?

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: hilarious orchid associate elastic band

they call themselves a law school? bah.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: razzle trailer park



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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school

You fucking rock dude.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:28 PM
Author: razzle trailer park

CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH JAY-Z. WHO HERE IS INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM SPEAK AT THE U OF C. WE NEED SOME PEOPLE WITH LEGAL CONNECTIONS AND LEGAL EXPERTISE TO HELP WITH THIS MATTER.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school

I have the necessary connections and expertise. Your passion has moved me. I will speak to Jay-Z on your behalf.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: razzle trailer park



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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:42 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school

It would probably be best if you edited out your phone number. I will call you when I have spoken with Jay-Z, or one of his representatives.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school

Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the briefest of interviews (as he was being driven between appointments), has obviously heard of the altercation which took place outside of his club. It has not impressed him favorably. In fact, he expressed his displeasure by calling me a "useless bitch" for even suggesting that he meet with you. I fear I may have lost some measure of Jay's favor.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Dashing Feces Market

he's chilling on my couch now, what should I ask him?

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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: razzle trailer park



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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school

I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mention of this to Jay might have serious reprecussions. His promise to "buss [me] in [my] lily-white Ivy League bitchmouth" completely nonplussed me.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: hilarious orchid associate elastic band

i love you right now.

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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: hilarious orchid associate elastic band

Just got off the phone with him. He said he'll meet you say, tomorrow at 5-ish?

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Date: August 8th, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school

"white-tee" I hope you received my "page." Not more than two minutes ago, a black stretch Hummer pulled up outside of my house. Dense smoke emanated from the slightly- lowered windows, and I would swear that (before hiding myself completely underneath a plaid afghan), I caught a glimpse of flashing eyes and gunmetal. I can still hear the dull thud of the electronic "bass;" my own pounding heart provides a still-fearful echo.

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Date: August 9th, 2005 6:27 PM
Author: erotic hairy legs idiot



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Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: chartreuse submissive school



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