Date: August 8th, 2005 10:28 PM Author: razzle trailer park
CALLING ALL CHICAGO LAW STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DOES ANYONE KNOW A WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH JAY-Z. WHO HERE IS INTERESTED IN HAVING HIM SPEAK AT THE U OF C. WE NEED SOME PEOPLE WITH LEGAL CONNECTIONS AND LEGAL EXPERTISE TO HELP WITH THIS MATTER.
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:24 PM Author: chartreuse submissive school
Well, I did my best. Jay, who was only able to grant me the briefest of interviews (as he was being driven between appointments), has obviously heard of the altercation which took place outside of his club. It has not impressed him favorably. In fact, he expressed his displeasure by calling me a "useless bitch" for even suggesting that he meet with you. I fear I may have lost some measure of Jay's favor.
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:35 PM Author: chartreuse submissive school
I know, I know; I sympathize. But I feel any further mention of this to Jay might have serious reprecussions. His promise to "buss [me] in [my] lily-white Ivy League bitchmouth" completely nonplussed me.
Date: August 8th, 2005 11:55 PM Author: chartreuse submissive school
"white-tee" I hope you received my "page." Not more than two minutes ago, a black stretch Hummer pulled up outside of my house. Dense smoke emanated from the slightly- lowered windows, and I would swear that (before hiding myself completely underneath a plaid afghan), I caught a glimpse of flashing eyes and gunmetal. I can still hear the dull thud of the electronic "bass;" my own pounding heart provides a still-fearful echo.