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Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it...
Stimulating costumed jap hominid
  10/24/06
do you share these stories with anyone else?
lime dingle berry
  10/24/06
At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked ...
Stimulating costumed jap hominid
  10/24/06
you give me nightmares
Contagious disturbing range internal respiration
  10/24/06
hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier
Wonderful Wine Trailer Park
  10/24/06
This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigation...
Stubborn clown chad
  10/24/06
This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mothe...
rose love of her life pistol
  10/24/06
i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. ...
Wonderful Wine Trailer Park
  10/24/06
What the fuck?
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  10/24/06
By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the...
dashing round eye
  10/24/06
Hilarious.
Startling concupiscible station
  10/24/06
It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.
Stimulating costumed jap hominid
  10/25/06
Some of us find surrealism very erotic.
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  10/25/06
You say potato...
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  10/26/06
Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.
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  10/26/06
not enough
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  04/23/08
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: Stimulating costumed jap hominid

Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.

She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.

Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.

Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.

She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.

With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.

He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.

"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.



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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: lime dingle berry

do you share these stories with anyone else?

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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: Stimulating costumed jap hominid

At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.

To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-(

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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: Contagious disturbing range internal respiration

you give me nightmares

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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Wine Trailer Park

hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier

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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM
Author: Stubborn clown chad

This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations.

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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: rose love of her life pistol

This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep.

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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Wine Trailer Park

i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories.

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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: crimson community account box office

What the fuck?

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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM
Author: dashing round eye

By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating.

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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Startling concupiscible station

Hilarious.

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Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: Stimulating costumed jap hominid

It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.

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Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM
Author: Amber center idea he suggested

Some of us find surrealism very erotic.

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Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: vermilion diverse factory reset button native

You say potato...

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Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: Cordovan Voyeur

Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.

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Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: ultramarine hairraiser casino masturbator

not enough

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Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: Impressive Theater Stage

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Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: grizzly set

nothing but cobwebs

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Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: jet arousing theatre bbw

*sweep sweep*

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