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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
Aromatic center
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
Aromatic center
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
iridescent french hunting ground bbw
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Aphrodisiac domesticated yarmulke
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
Aromatic center
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Aphrodisiac domesticated yarmulke
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
soul-stirring lilac range associate
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
Mildly autistic theater stage toilet seat
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
Charcoal Swollen Stage
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
Aromatic center
  06/02/05
See above.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Big-titted Magical Giraffe
  06/02/05
Thanks!
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Sapphire Bawdyhouse Blood Rage
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
...
Dead rambunctious shrine
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Galvanic crackhouse
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Dashing whorehouse fanboi
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
Aromatic center
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Dashing whorehouse fanboi
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
apoplectic topaz parlor
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
charismatic preventive strike
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
apoplectic topaz parlor
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
charismatic preventive strike
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
how did she do?
apoplectic topaz parlor
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
charismatic preventive strike
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
charismatic preventive strike
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
charismatic preventive strike
  06/02/05
Thanks!
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
exciting school
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
Stimulating rusted skinny woman
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
hairless talented office jew
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
Irradiated confused theatre
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
cracking indigo son of senegal
  06/02/05
Fish-
coiffed hot hairy legs old irish cottage
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
Costumed Marvelous Digit Ratio
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
good job.
swashbuckling lime ticket booth
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
disgusting mauve french chef
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
Not much.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
hairless talented office jew
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
Congrats!
glassy university roast beef
  06/11/05
Thanks!
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
Zombie-like Gay Abode
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Galvanic crackhouse
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
Translucent Razzle Brethren
  10/07/05
...
sienna philosopher-king
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
pearly heady nowag indirect expression
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
Zombie-like Gay Abode
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
pearly heady nowag indirect expression
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
Zombie-like Gay Abode
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
pearly heady nowag indirect expression
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
Zombie-like Gay Abode
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
pearly heady nowag indirect expression
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
puce casino ceo
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
Cobalt Circlehead
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
Zombie-like Gay Abode
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
fragrant box office
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
Cobalt Circlehead
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
pale free-loading lettuce
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
ruby contagious church
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Brindle bisexual athletic conference
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Brindle bisexual athletic conference
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Brindle bisexual athletic conference
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Brindle bisexual athletic conference
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
Zombie-like Gay Abode
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Godawful alcoholic menage quadroon
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Brindle bisexual athletic conference
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Brindle bisexual athletic conference
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
motley silver rehab
  10/07/05
...
Sooty boistinker address
  11/07/05
and cornell
Bateful haunting piazza
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
bipolar shaky step-uncle's house kitty cat
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
Dun community account twinkling uncleanness
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
exciting school
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Flirting jade coffee pot haunted graveyard
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
exciting school
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Medicated amber trailer park goyim
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
Dun community account twinkling uncleanness
  10/19/05
lol
metal irate forum
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Galvanic crackhouse
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
Ultramarine low-t generalized bond public bath
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
Dun community account twinkling uncleanness
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
Ultramarine low-t generalized bond public bath
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
Ultramarine low-t generalized bond public bath
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  10/19/05
pffft.
Dead rambunctious shrine
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
Scarlet naked regret masturbator
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
Dead rambunctious shrine
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
Dead rambunctious shrine
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
hyperventilating claret state filthpig
  11/06/05
Wrong.
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
fragrant box office
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
curious spot
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
curious spot
  06/01/07
link?
Shimmering big locale marketing idea
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Shimmering big locale marketing idea
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
curious spot
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
curious spot
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
curious spot
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
curious spot
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
violet ape stage
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
Cocky library macaca
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Canary stubborn gas station wrinkle
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy
  01/23/08
...
Vigorous saffron sanctuary
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
ocher mentally impaired rigpig nibblets
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
Vigorous saffron sanctuary
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
ocher mentally impaired rigpig nibblets
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Aromatic center

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Aromatic center

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: iridescent french hunting ground bbw

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac domesticated yarmulke

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Aromatic center

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac domesticated yarmulke

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring lilac range associate

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: Mildly autistic theater stage toilet seat

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Charcoal Swollen Stage

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Aromatic center

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

See above.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Big-titted Magical Giraffe

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Thanks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Sapphire Bawdyhouse Blood Rage

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Dead rambunctious shrine



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Dashing whorehouse fanboi

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Aromatic center

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Dashing whorehouse fanboi

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: apoplectic topaz parlor

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

What about cat teeth marks?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: apoplectic topaz parlor

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

Good then i'm all set.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: apoplectic topaz parlor

how did she do?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Spruce Party Of The First Part Potus

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

No, you're just around her more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Thanks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: exciting school

You follow her around on a leash.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: Stimulating rusted skinny woman

Way to go, Fishdick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Thanks, I think.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: hairless talented office jew

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Irradiated confused theatre

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: cracking indigo son of senegal

Nice job...Congrats!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: coiffed hot hairy legs old irish cottage
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Costumed Marvelous Digit Ratio

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime ticket booth

good job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)



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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: disgusting mauve french chef

fuck, that's some curve

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

How is that possible?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I'm lost. Sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

You really are a moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Not much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Learning Disabled Stag Film

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: hairless talented office jew

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: glassy university roast beef

Congrats!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)



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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Thanks!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gay Abode

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Translucent Razzle Brethren

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: pearly heady nowag indirect expression

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gay Abode

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: pearly heady nowag indirect expression

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gay Abode

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: pearly heady nowag indirect expression

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gay Abode

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: pearly heady nowag indirect expression

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: puce casino ceo

link? has he complained about it lately?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Cobalt Circlehead

PSA: I will be working in this foetid swamp next summer (D.C.)

Midway down.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gay Abode

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: fragrant box office

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Cobalt Circlehead

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: pale free-loading lettuce

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: ruby contagious church

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Brindle bisexual athletic conference

maybe its his shitty personality?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Brindle bisexual athletic conference

...............so you think!

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Brindle bisexual athletic conference

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Brindle bisexual athletic conference

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like Gay Abode

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Godawful alcoholic menage quadroon

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Brindle bisexual athletic conference

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Brindle bisexual athletic conference

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: motley silver rehab

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)



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Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Sooty boistinker address



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Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: Bateful haunting piazza

and cornell

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Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: bipolar shaky step-uncle's house kitty cat

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Dun community account twinkling uncleanness

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: exciting school

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Flirting jade coffee pot haunted graveyard

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)



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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: exciting school

Thank Stroooock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Medicated amber trailer park goyim

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: Dun community account twinkling uncleanness

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

Mandy, looking forward to working at Big Law, taking Q's

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: metal irate forum

lol

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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine low-t generalized bond public bath

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Dun community account twinkling uncleanness

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine low-t generalized bond public bath

What about FBI or CIA ?

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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Ultramarine low-t generalized bond public bath

Thought of applying yet ?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Dead rambunctious shrine

pffft.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: Scarlet naked regret masturbator

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Hey thanks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Dead rambunctious shrine

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Dead rambunctious shrine

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret state filthpig

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Wrong.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)



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Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: fragrant box office

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: curious spot

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: curious spot

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Shimmering big locale marketing idea

link?

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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Shimmering big locale marketing idea

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: curious spot

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: curious spot

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: curious spot

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: curious spot

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: violet ape stage

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: Cocky library macaca

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Canary stubborn gas station wrinkle

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: Poppy multi-colored point really tough guy

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Vigorous saffron sanctuary



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: ocher mentally impaired rigpig nibblets

I feel good now. TY

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: Vigorous saffron sanctuary

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)



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Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: ocher mentally impaired rigpig nibblets

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)