We were at the grocery store and she said she wanted to get the vine ripened tomatoes (I'm fine with that) but I said (jokingly of course) "you're gonna get the fucking roma romatoes or I'll give you another black eye". I do it in a comical bad guy voice. Anyway this liberal looking guy walks up and says "excuse me, I overheard your husband threatening you. Are you feeling safe right now? I can call the police."

She of course played along and acted like the guy was her savior and so he did call the cops. I had to tell her to come with me or I'd go home and shoot the kids. We did leave before seeing any cops. But it all got way out of hand; she was laughing the whole drive back.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5919077&forum_id=2#50234541)