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painful reminder: Luke was 100% responsible for brutal death of Uncle Owen

and his aunt. he sneaked out of the house early that morn...
cheese-eating garrison party of the first part
  12/19/15
Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars famil...
olive dilemma toilet seat
  12/19/15
why was this fact left out of the movie?
cheese-eating garrison party of the first part
  12/27/15
You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the...
Filthy den
  12/27/15
i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when h...
cheese-eating garrison party of the first part
  12/19/15
lmao
cheese-eating garrison party of the first part
  12/27/15
as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotio...
misanthropic diverse yarmulke
  12/27/15
That's because the new movie is garbage
flatulent emerald crotch parlor
  12/27/15
emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess
misanthropic diverse yarmulke
  12/27/15
Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle...
Adulterous property jewess
  12/27/15
...
Razzmatazz mad cow disease office
  12/27/15
He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive see...
Titillating meetinghouse pozpig
  12/27/15
...
impertinent french chef school
  12/27/15
Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found ...
Tripping slimy mexican
  12/27/15
...
Dashing indirect expression orchestra pit
  12/27/15
...
mewling comical regret
  08/02/26
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Exciting spot
  08/02/26
Uncle Owen was holding him back
well-lubricated razzle-dazzle shrine
  08/02/26
Luckily it's just a movie
hairless brindle church building liquid oxygen
  08/02/26
Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.
Garnet wagecucks
  08/02/26


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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating garrison party of the first part

and his aunt.

he sneaked out of the house early that morning in the family land-speeder to look for his escaped robots.

while he was gone, the stormtroopers came and torched his house and barbecued his Uncle/Aunt.

Aunt & Uncle could have escaped in the landspeeder if it had been there.

can you imagine Uncle Owen's horror as he and his wife ran to get into the landspeeder and then realized that Luke had taken it out joyriding, despite being admonished not to do so at dinner the previous evening?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416770)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: olive dilemma toilet seat

Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars family still owned a V-35 Courier

Sure it was a POS but it isn't like they didn't have a speeder

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416782)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating garrison party of the first part

why was this fact left out of the movie?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463053)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: Filthy den

You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the caller to find 3PO

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463098)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating garrison party of the first part

i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when he realized Luke had fucked him right in the ass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416797)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating garrison party of the first part

lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463302)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: misanthropic diverse yarmulke

as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotional fallout of the death of his aunt and uncle in IV than on the big death in VII.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463078)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: flatulent emerald crotch parlor

That's because the new movie is garbage

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463120)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: misanthropic diverse yarmulke

emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463237)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: Adulterous property jewess

Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle's. Just goes to show you can raise a kid for 19 years and he still may not give a shit about you when your time comes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463132)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mad cow disease office



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463212)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Titillating meetinghouse pozpig

He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive seen light sabers work before, and never has the person disappeared after being struck. In fact, Luke himself lost his hand after being struck with a light saber.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463291)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: impertinent french chef school



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463142)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: Tripping slimy mexican

Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found out R2 was probably stolen AND somehow connected to fucking obi-wan, he should have immediately scrubbed any evidence the droids had been there and probably also gone into hiding for a few weeks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463204)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Dashing indirect expression orchestra pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463211)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: mewling comical regret



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041800)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Exciting spot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041810)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated razzle-dazzle shrine

Uncle Owen was holding him back

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041808)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: hairless brindle church building liquid oxygen

Luckily it's just a movie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041813)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Garnet wagecucks

Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041820)