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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM Author: Outnumbered cheese-eating therapy kitchen http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180
Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes
Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.
The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.
"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."
Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.
"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.
He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.
"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM Author: Outnumbered cheese-eating therapy kitchen especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM Author: Outnumbered cheese-eating therapy kitchen blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM Author: judgmental stirring preventive strike Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM Author: sepia razzle-dazzle locale the hippo has already seized the rifle. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM Author: salmon gaped boistinker center ""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""
Translation
"Hippo? Let it do what it do." |
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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM Author: motley spruce dilemma The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM Author: talking rehab gaping replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM Author: salmon gaped boistinker center Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908) |
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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Still kinda worried about this guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823) |
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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM Author: alcoholic fuchsia milk yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828) |
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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014) |
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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM Author: geriatric useless brakes Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:
The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.
“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.
So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM Author: razzle library they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963) |
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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM Author: Twinkling old irish cottage trailer park (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594318) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: vivacious depressive ITT: the decline of black marriage explained (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924034) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:
Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[
Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos
As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive. |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM Author: green black woman a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM Author: titillating multi-billionaire (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum A hippo adversely possessing your house. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622) |
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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM Author: flickering locus sneaky criminal (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461792) |
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM Author: self-centered multi-colored pisswyrm principal's office but enough about my wife... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM Author: Aphrodisiac orchestra pit Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM Author: orchid anal doctorate brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388) |
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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate RIP brother (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394) |
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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM Author: Amber Location (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343) |
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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow im searching for flights now |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM Author: Navy curious fat ankles This is what American men call golf. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834) |
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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: Outnumbered cheese-eating therapy kitchen so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:
-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls
-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day
-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments
basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks. |
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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: electric cordovan athletic conference rigor did they check the closets?
hippos are wont for closet hidages |
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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...
President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption
Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately |
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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: Out-of-control avocado forum How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363) |
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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107) |
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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM Author: scarlet galvanic goal in life Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun". (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323) |
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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM Author: Provocative partner kitty Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22090837) |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!
he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.
The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.
Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.
Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."
http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010 |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year! |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM Author: orchid anal doctorate brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072) |
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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM Author: Idiotic Area (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167100) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM Author: sapphire histrionic ticket booth (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22170419) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM Author: grizzly swashbuckling den nowag They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: salmon gaped boistinker center This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: walnut abode dingle berry we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202) |
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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM Author: ruddy wonderful ratface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264949) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM Author: concupiscible business firm associate Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: sepia razzle-dazzle locale he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187) |
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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: red gas station ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196751) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: cracking snowy garrison travel guidebook WTF!!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196748) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM Author: buck-toothed state regret you should sue, bro (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196754) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM Author: Disrespectful iridescent meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196776) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM Author: titillating multi-billionaire (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662679) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM Author: Mentally impaired mind-boggling nursing home For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812) |
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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage 180.
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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM Author: honey-headed trust fund lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291725) |
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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM Author: nyuug predictable, but still lulzy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552451) |
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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM Author: ungodly institution This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960) |
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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM Author: fear-inspiring coffee pot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463647) |
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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM Author: orchid anal doctorate brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218) |
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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: Talented flatulent menage Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which
https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/ |
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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone blathering office Update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22566167) |
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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone blathering office (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594463) |
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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone blathering office I want a fucking update. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23012426) |
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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM Author: sapphire histrionic ticket booth (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23154998) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM Author: flickering locus sneaky criminal (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23469234) |
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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM Author: Pale place of business lodge Has the hippo tired? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23568022) |
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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: Floppy Zombie-like Sweet Tailpipe Giraffe update? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23856355) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM Author: Pearl Insecure Mexican Is the hippo still chillin?? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM Author: lemon bbw dog poop With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM Author: Heady godawful mad cow disease Any updates? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464) |
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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: Twinkling old irish cottage trailer park bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM Author: Shaky ruby address national security agency op literally died before the hippo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600) |
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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone blathering office ChatGPT:
Analysis of the Thread and Context The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.
Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread: Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.
Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.
Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.
Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.
Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.
Specific Analysis of Responses: Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.
Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.
Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.
Conclusion This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor. |
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