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Would you rather be Apple CEO @ 58m / year or Bills QB Josh Allen @55m per year

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Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/01/26
Holy fuck Jocks win again. The Apple CEO’s life sucks ...
razzle flushed nursing home french chef
  09/01/26
I'd rather have free Ipads. I was a jock growing up
Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/01/26
QB have to do fake shit all the time. Play action, hard coun...
Maroon corner messiness
  09/02/26
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Chestnut institution
  09/02/26
nfl salaries arent guaranteed. one hard hit and ur done here...
Costumed Piazza Queen Of The Night
  09/01/26
And the iPad is so nice to use
Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/01/26
Most of his contract is guaranteed. Biggest downside is unk...
Charismatic ivory persian
  09/02/26
meaning just what you do for work or would you also be old i...
Tantric Filthpig Principal's Office
  09/01/26
also don't forget Josh Allen is married to Jerry Seinfeld's ...
excitant library
  09/01/26
And he loses in the playoffs every year and probably only ha...
Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/01/26
at least 2. one for home to watch film on and one for the lo...
excitant library
  09/01/26
Hailee Steingeld is not Jerry Seinfeld’s daughter lol
razzle flushed nursing home french chef
  09/02/26
Why do goyim get so tripped up by this? She’s the niec...
Costumed Piazza Queen Of The Night
  09/02/26
i had no idea the Body by Jake guy and Jerry Seinfeld were b...
excitant library
  09/02/26
What’s the deal with lifting with tomato sauce cans?
Costumed Piazza Queen Of The Night
  09/02/26
You transfer into their bodies. And if you're the apple ceo ...
Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/01/26
It’s really a question of whether you want to cover yo...
lilac fantasy-prone box office private investor
  09/02/26
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Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/02/26
high-level nfl qb is the most prestigious job there is now
Fighting insecure site
  09/02/26
I think I would enjoy being QB a lot more.
Charismatic ivory persian
  09/02/26
I love my iPad
Rebellious Indian Lodge
  09/02/26
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Red racy kitchen dog poop
  09/02/26


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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: razzle flushed nursing home french chef

Holy fuck Jocks win again. The Apple CEO’s life sucks cock by comparison lol. He has to say and do fake shit constantly.

Also Gen X CEOs are usually watched very carefully by their board and Tim is right there to swoop in like Bob Iger if need be

Source: MBA

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge

I'd rather have free Ipads. I was a jock growing up

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Maroon corner messiness

QB have to do fake shit all the time. Play action, hard counts, pump fakes

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Chestnut institution

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Costumed Piazza Queen Of The Night

nfl salaries arent guaranteed. one hard hit and ur done here. if mlb, no question mlb

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge

And the iPad is so nice to use

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic ivory persian

Most of his contract is guaranteed. Biggest downside is unknown CTE risk.

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Tantric Filthpig Principal's Office

meaning just what you do for work or would you also be old if youre the apple guy, 6'5" if youre allen etc

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: excitant library

also don't forget Josh Allen is married to Jerry Seinfeld's daughter. so he inherits that mega fortune and gets to chill with Larry David

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge

And he loses in the playoffs every year and probably only has 1 or 2 iPads

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: excitant library

at least 2. one for home to watch film on and one for the locker room to watch film on. although, the locker room one may belong to the bills. but in any case, his Thanksgivings and shit have to be hilarious

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: razzle flushed nursing home french chef

Hailee Steingeld is not Jerry Seinfeld’s daughter lol

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Costumed Piazza Queen Of The Night

Why do goyim get so tripped up by this? She’s the niece of the body by Jake guy.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: excitant library

i had no idea the Body by Jake guy and Jerry Seinfeld were brothers. I used to lift with cans of tomato sauce all the time when I was like 9

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Costumed Piazza Queen Of The Night

What’s the deal with lifting with tomato sauce cans?

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge

You transfer into their bodies. And if you're the apple ceo you basically can have unlimited iPads

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: lilac fantasy-prone box office private investor

It’s really a question of whether you want to cover yourself in pads or iPads. Either way it’s a lot of padding.

I choose iPads.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Fighting insecure site

high-level nfl qb is the most prestigious job there is now

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic ivory persian

I think I would enjoy being QB a lot more.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Rebellious Indian Lodge

I love my iPad

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Red racy kitchen dog poop



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