This thread is dedicated to the following posters:
Earl, Rowan, Bluesmoke, Beta795, Nutella, Blondielaw23, Rachmiel, Primefactor, Black Eyeliner, SlapJohnson, RSPM, superTTTd00d, Le Tigre, Faen, Gay Posse, ShamWoW, The Rock, Twist, Japanesebusinessd00d, Carl Spackler, wutupson, EPISTANE GOD, Julius Caesar's Mistress, sealclubber, Marlo's Muscle, Twist, NeumanMorgenste, TheBlackening, Ragnus,DeanRobbins, The Dark Knight, flyfisher110, Swanus, hank_scorpio, Mulholland Dr., AHWIAB (I was a pussy and should've met you in NYC when I had the chance, sorry d00d) Whokebe, Solzy, Drunkard, Bloodacre., Mountain Dood, Renada Deshada, C+C™, and finally all the other posters who have shown much kindness to me over the years.
Before I ever knew about XOXOHTH, I registered for the PR forum back in 2004, but never really posted. After I got into NYU, I found XOXO through LSD sophomore year and started posting in 2007. I actually started posting in the college board, as the law board was a wasteland at the time due to SonicYouth spam. This was one of my earliest threads:
But by late 2007, I had moved to the law board and became acquainted with some of the NYC posters IRL. Posting on the law board made me realize that I needed to turn my life around. I started lifting in late 2007 and, in Palladium, Earl coached me on all the major lifts and gave me lots of good pointers both on and off the board, e.g.
By 2008, I was a well known poster because the board was still reeling from the LOL-suit and there were very few board personalities. I wanted to make XOXO a friendlier place.
My first real big thread was a picture thread in which I and Blondielaw23 posted SEVERAL sign pictures. There were many notable board and off-board moments like the cutting of my hair, which Rowan personally paid for.
For my 21st birthday, I invited a couple of the NYC crew to party with me at Hooters and not even before moving to second round, at least 1 ambulance was called. Of course, I didn't let that spoil the rest of the night. By this time, NYC meetups were occuring regularly and XOXO seemed to have recovered from the LOLsuit.
After early 2009, however, I decided to focus on getting laid and thus began my XOXO sabbatical. I told myself that I wouldn't post until I got laid and by senior year I had lost my virginity to a white girl. Ironically, the same night I lost my v-card was the same night of a meetup, haha. But for some reason, I felt that I had outgrown the board so I limited myself to IRL meetups and by late 2009 I had attended fewer and fewer meetups and my last meetup was in early 2010 before I graduated, IIRC.
Immediately after I graduated from NYU in 2010, I moved to South Korea and worked for 2 years. I started grad school in 2012 and graduated last August and moved to Gangnam last summer to be closer to my office. Of course, even during my sabbatical I lurked and popped in from time to time to see what everyone was up to, but many of the posters that I had known had stopped posting or gone pumo. This fact, and a desire to discipline myself, made me purposely refrain from posting until I wrote my thesis and secured gainful employment. It was only after this that I decided the time was right for me to end my sabbatical. In late 2014, I finally resumed megaposting and to my surprise, recognized several posters I knew back in the day, but XOXO had changed significantly. There was a new generation of posters whom I did not recognize. And the sense of camaraderie during my first XOXO run was gone, presumably due to shitmods and outings.
Physically, I am still peaking. I am smaller than myself during my NYU UG days, but have a lower bodyfat %. I was careless with my diet during college and slimmed down quite a bit after coming to Korea. I still train rain or shine and have managed to keep most of my size:
I improved myself in other ways, too. I got a new wardrobe, experimented with different hairstyles, got LASEK eye surgery, got laser removal for several moles on my face, and started using cologne. But most importantly, during my time away from XOXO, I developed a better sense of my full potential and gained more confidence that comes with age and experience,something I lacked during my NYU UG days; confidence-buidling, I realized, is a never-ending process.
Amazingly enough, many of the same trolls that posted back in the day still troll to this very day, but I am posting this thread today on January 1st, 2015, New Years Day, to show that XOXO can be the source of great things, but only if you are aware of the difference between what happens in real life and what is said on this board. A major weakness of mine when I was more inexperienced was internalizing the things that I read on this board, which undermined my efforts to improve myself until I forced myself to walk away from it completely.
Finally, last night I met up with UvT and his Japanese girlfriend, who is cute as hell. I brought a ladyfriend as well and after meeting up in a izakaya joint near my house, we all probably had too much sake and soju. But mostly soju, because our first bottle of sake was $$$. We didn't manage to talk about the board much because we were in the company of our ladyfriends, but we did talk about some lulzy AGWWG stories. After ringing in the new year, I let UvT and his girl crash at my place and they left earlier this morning. I am sure UvT will be visiting this thread later tonight, but until he does, I will be more than happy to take questions, using my discretion, about the meetup or any other questions about myself, what I have been up to all these years, or anything else you want to ask.
Date: January 1st, 2015 4:27 AM Author: misunderstood mood
i'll confirm two things:
1. nyuug is swole as ffff
2. korean bishes can drink
letting my girl pick out that sake was probably asking for it though lol, she thinks everything in Seoul/Beijing is cheap cuz she is used to tokyo prices.
Date: January 1st, 2015 5:34 AM Author: Doobsian Coral Half-breed Water Buffalo
Umm..props for showing your face. You're ok and yeah actually pretty jacked. But dem chainz still intact bro. Ur gonna need to do way better den dis and I mean uvt gonna have to whip out his bac
many posters (not sure if they are male or female) like to troll 30+ d00ds and say they experience a similar decline in value like females as they age. but this is not the case for asian dudes. our value curve is shifted to the right so a 40s asian dude is basically going to have his pick from 20s college somethings to 40s shrews
Date: January 1st, 2015 6:28 AM Author: Gaped Flatulent Deer Antler Potus
I've asked you before, and you gave me this generic BS about it, but I really, really, really want you to help me and answer in more detail: WHAT ARE THE THINGS THAT ARE FLAME ON XO AND NOT REAL IRL? You reference that as LITERALLY the key to poasting.
Please help me. I am someone somewhat in your older-posting day shoes. Is your general point that XO tends to obsess over things, forcing memes that make life seem depressing/cynical, and always to the extreme? It seems that XO is right, at least there is a kernel of truth, but that IRL is a lot more shades of gray. This is in everything: height, money, dick size, prestige, WGWAG, etc.
Date: January 1st, 2015 10:52 AM Author: Canary Bawdyhouse
180
would have loved to be a fly on the wall at that dinner, hearing you and uvt clowning on agwwg while your hot gfs loled. couple of chao thunderwangs in action
Date: January 1st, 2015 12:01 PM Author: contagious set mad cow disease
I'm sure most people here are happy for you, but
1) the pics of girls - overkill, and creepy. Also, they're just pics, and anyone can get pics with a girl if you take them out. This makes you look creepy and OCD. Also, lots of them are grenades, but good for you either way.
2) you're more muscular now, but you're not a guy with significant muscle mass. Go to SoCal if you want to see what some truly jacked Asians look like. You're much smaller than I thouht you would be.
Date: January 1st, 2015 12:48 PM Author: Wild cruise ship
what do you do for work / money
are you a wage slave?
i think i remember you saying something about having family $$$, but maybe i confused you with the other racially-obsessive korean dude who used to post
yes i work at a korean company and its not too bad. the hours suck but i am doing my best to reserve enough time for conquering strange and maintaining my physique
my parents are american immigrants and started out with a couple $$$ and worked their asses off. they are well off now i wouldnt say they are rich.
i dont get shit from my folks, i assure you. i paid for grad school with the money i saved up two years prior and am trying to save up now that i am working again
Date: January 1st, 2015 6:35 PM Author: Carnelian public bath rigor
brother, it's not flaming. You are genuinely ugly as hell, even for an asian dude. Your eyes appear to be open about 1/4" at their widest point, and your physique is lolworthy. Your legs are sticks and and you are short as fuck.
Date: January 1st, 2015 6:28 PM Author: Doobsian Coral Half-breed Water Buffalo
You hyped this shit up for weeks/months and stated something along the lines of NOWAG won't exist after today.
If you had just poasted this out of nowhere I would say ok cool yeah I remember you when you were skinny and long-haired weird looking and now you like decent and congrats on those chicks you may have banged.
The way you went about the whole thing is weird and disappointing. I was expecting something crazy like ripped Asian bros with huge cocks banging hot Russian chicks or some new Japanese sex robot program that would put an end to women. You said it with such confidence I was actually expecting something but this is basically nothing.
i am not huge. harrison looks pretty big. but i am much bigger than before i lifted. and much bigger than the big marathi musclestuds ive seen so far :)
Date: January 1st, 2015 6:53 PM Author: Snowy Arousing Den Toaster
Do you think most of your "success" or let's say "lesser NOWAG lifestyle" is because you moved to Korea? It seems like it. If you had stayed in the US you would be a total NOWAG correct? Do you think you'll ever move back? I don't know why any NOWAGS would stay in the US post HS
Date: January 2nd, 2015 1:55 AM Author: Snowy Arousing Den Toaster
LOL, barely any of ur pics are of white bitches... im just saying america has a true racist hatred of NOWAGS.. its prob only cause u went to korea that life changed.. the lifting and cutting hair is just fraud and lies... getting out of america was key
Date: January 2nd, 2015 2:00 AM Author: Snowy Arousing Den Toaster
lol man, im not defending white american bitches cause they are filthy racists and shld be genocided but u are not proving that NOWAG has ended or will ever end in this millennia
oh shit, that sucks. but hey, if his girl was capable of such treachery than he is better off without her. indian dudes should meet nice indian girls imo.
Date: January 1st, 2015 9:43 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Buff Ladyboy Party Of The First Part
uplifting. pretty good looking d00d and cute girls - no homo.
I, for one, have to thank the board from steering me away from LS. Started lurking around the same time you did, left and came back this year - never poasted until this year.
Didn't have much of a transformation liek you but definitely dodged a bullet.
Date: January 2nd, 2015 1:26 AM Author: Heady seedy laser beams dilemma
This was a true 180 post. There's been an increasing amount of fatalistic negativity by some of the megapoasters lately which honestly is really annoying and neither funny/useful.
but which megaposters specifically are being negative these days? i try to be as positive as possible to counteract the rampant negativity here, e.g. the Pumo the Scrivener's of the board, pumos, et al
Date: January 2nd, 2015 2:57 AM Author: misunderstood mood
nyuug looks pretty tall, especially considering he is swole as ff. a lot of lifting doods end up looking shorter after getting big, but nyuug looked taller than last time i saw him.
"brother, it's not flaming. You are genuinely ugly as hell, even for an asian dude. Your eyes appear to be open about 1/4" at their widest point, and your physique is lolworthy. Your legs are sticks and and you are short as fuck"
Date: January 2nd, 2015 3:22 AM Author: Aromatic thirsty locale
nyuug probably motivated a lot of people with this thread, so good for him for transforming himself. We all have to start somewhere, and he's clearly no Marathi.
I have no need for pumos, I say whatever the fuck I want under this account, breh
every male poster should post a pic of their current physique ITT in order to force XOXO into becoming a collective accountability partner. no bullshit.
Date: January 2nd, 2015 6:35 AM Author: Stimulating Lilac Knife Heaven
sup brah, new generation pumo here. you seem to tower over all the other asians in your pics but your swimsuit pic with the chick with the mediocre body and huge tits is a bit soft. not trying to hate, but you claim a 6-pack? you could definitely lean up a little. that said, you're definitely jacked esp for an asian bro and 100+ chicks is quite the feat. please tell me you rawdogged all of them (esp dem WGs).
yes, RC pwnd. but seriously though, how the fuck do you meet that many new girls a year? online, out and about? are you just constantly approaching women?
those are straight up murders, but i have seen enough aussies in south korea to know how they behave. they are loud and uncouth (as most people from lands with a history of colonialism are), similar to americans but slightly better dressed.
id imagine australia is overflowing with these types
despite me weighing only 81 kgs, i am still bigger than most of the dudes who brag about being "big" on here - mario maserati! - so im okay with humblebragging
Date: January 2nd, 2015 11:43 AM Author: Glittery theater toilet seat
First of all, 180.
But my god, I don't think I could ever get used to living in S Korea - 95% of the girls in the album show obvious signs of plastic surgery, and not to be a downer, but only like 1-2 girls would ever be considered remotely "attractive." I've slept with like 1/10 of the girls you have but the worst looking girl I've hooked up with is still significantly more attractive than the most attractive girl in that album.
Now that you've developed your game in asia, you should come back to NYC. Volume may be diminished but you could do a lot better in terms of quality.
ROFL at "quality" girls in NYC. Los Angeles, Miami, and every semi-major southern city and every college town would like a word with you. Unless you're into slightly overweight jews of course.
i try to stay hungry and every time i feel complacent i think back to the days when i had nothing and realize i am still swimming upstream and have a long ways to go :)
Date: February 4th, 2015 9:55 AM Author: soul-stirring orchid kitchen incel
damn i'm happy for him.
not going to lie whenever i see his name i still pronounce it "noog" from that animation cartoon someone once posted of him back when he kicked a chick out of bed to help his mom with the cable box.
Date: July 20th, 2020 9:54 AM Author: Passionate topaz ticket booth idiot
LO FUCKING L
this thread delivers
even little gems like the reference to mariomaserati which was later outed to be a similar uggo short turdskin indian fuck
same with that faggot paulieporsche lol at u mentally ill asian virgins. the fact that this gook nyuug went from groveling loser in the 2000's to wannabe player in the mid 2010s and now he's a total psychopath.