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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| orange mentally impaired parlor associate | 10/09/12 |
| orange mentally impaired parlor associate | 10/09/12 |
| orange mentally impaired parlor associate | 10/10/12 |
| bossy therapy ceo | 10/10/12 |
| INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY | 10/10/12 |
| vigorous hell | 10/10/12 |
| Odious Crusty Bawdyhouse Crotch | 10/10/12 |
| Amethyst hilarious trailer park antidepressant drug | 10/10/12 |
| Odious Crusty Bawdyhouse Crotch | 10/10/12 |
| crystalline pisswyrm | 10/10/12 |
| puce balding twinkling uncleanness | 05/15/23 |
| Carmine Kitchen Pocket Flask | 08/31/26 |
| orange mentally impaired parlor associate | 10/10/12 |
| stimulating main people | 10/10/12 |
| filthy community account | 10/10/12 |
| motley new version | 10/29/12 |
| chest-beating orchestra pit factory reset button | 05/14/23 |
| appetizing boltzmann | 10/29/12 |
| unhinged adventurous cumskin | 10/29/12 |
| Low-t corner sound barrier | 05/15/23 |
| charcoal point queen of the night | 05/15/23 |
| Twinkling meetinghouse puppy | 05/15/23 |
| french principal's office really tough guy | 05/15/23 |
| french principal's office really tough guy | 02/01/26 |
| thriller poppy house | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: orange mentally impaired parlor associate http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: orange mentally impaired parlor associate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: orange mentally impaired parlor associate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: bossy therapy ceo lol at white womyn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY What a 180, I wish I could see the video (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: vigorous hell http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Odious Crusty Bawdyhouse Crotch dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Amethyst hilarious trailer park antidepressant drug Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Odious Crusty Bawdyhouse Crotch cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: crystalline pisswyrm "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: puce balding twinkling uncleanness It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Carmine Kitchen Pocket Flask (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: orange mentally impaired parlor associate Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: stimulating main people tyft (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: filthy community account 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: motley new version awesome (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: chest-beating orchestra pit factory reset button (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: appetizing boltzmann these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: unhinged adventurous cumskin Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Low-t corner sound barrier 18000000000 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: charcoal point queen of the night You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Twinkling meetinghouse puppy lmao (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: french principal's office really tough guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: french principal's office really tough guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: thriller poppy house (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607) |