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Couldn’t finish my Giant Jersey Mike’s. I’ll never be like TSINAH.

Made it one bite into the final 25% before I began to feel i...
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/24/26
On a good day, I can finish a Giant roast beef sub Mike's Wa...
Jet sanctuary
  08/24/26
🚨🚨🚨
arousing lilac knife
  08/24/26
Gamer. I’ve felt ill most of the afternoon.
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/24/26
You’re making me crave J Mike’s because it&rsquo...
electric principal's office messiness
  08/24/26
titcmw®
hateful magical box office
  08/24/26
disco claimed something like he used to go to Jimmy John&rsq...
Bearded underhanded marketing idea
  08/26/26
The fraudulent “claim” is that he did it once
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/26/26
he bought the 'Little John' versions, those are only like 30...
animeboi
  08/26/26
A footlong Jersey Mike's is like 2000 calories, its two meal...
animeboi
  08/24/26
*abstemoniousboi
electric principal's office messiness
  08/24/26
Correct. I had an apple for dinner.
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/26/26
my typical jersey mikes meal is a giant turkey sandwich mike...
Thriller impressive theater stage twinkling uncleanness
  08/24/26
Honestly difficult to imagine a grown adult male being unabl...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/24/26
Have you had a giant? They are pushing the limits. It is an...
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/26/26
Just tried one and was so full before I even unwrapped it th...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26
I once ate this sandwich. https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandw...
Bateful brilliant party of the first part
  08/26/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCb0-91zbJU
animeboi
  08/26/26
"The fact is, that among his hunters at least, the whal...
Bateful brilliant party of the first part
  08/26/26
How did you FEEL?
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/26/26
Terrible. Many bites were delicious because they have high q...
Bateful brilliant party of the first part
  08/26/26
How many Freebird Super Monster burritos can you eat, fatboy...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26
I've never tried one of those.
Bateful brilliant party of the first part
  08/26/26
I’ve never gone above Monster
Flatulent poppy mother
  08/26/26
Are you morbidly obese, 21 years old, or both?
Bearded underhanded marketing idea
  08/26/26
I'm an adult, non-twink male
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

Made it one bite into the final 25% before I began to feel ill. More than half my chips and soda still left too.

I can admit I’m half the man TSINAH is. Literally.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50089382)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Jet sanctuary

On a good day, I can finish a Giant roast beef sub Mike's Way® plus mayo and a regular BLT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50089408)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: arousing lilac knife

🚨🚨🚨

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50089417)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

Gamer. I’ve felt ill most of the afternoon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090026)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: electric principal's office messiness

You’re making me crave J Mike’s because it’s been too long, ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090027)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: hateful magical box office

titcmw®

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090058)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Bearded underhanded marketing idea

disco claimed something like he used to go to Jimmy John’s and order “one through eight” (the first 8 sandwiches on the menu) for lunch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093833)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

The fraudulent “claim” is that he did it once

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093970)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

he bought the 'Little John' versions, those are only like 300 calories each so 2400 total. That is a reasonable meal for a man of his Size.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50094017)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

A footlong Jersey Mike's is like 2000 calories, its two meals for a non-fat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090049)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: electric principal's office messiness

*abstemoniousboi

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090056)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

Correct. I had an apple for dinner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093692)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Thriller impressive theater stage twinkling uncleanness

my typical jersey mikes meal is a giant turkey sandwich mikes way, cookie, chips, and a water (don't want the calories of a soda)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090060)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Honestly difficult to imagine a grown adult male being unable to eat any version of a sandwich routinely sold on the menu of a large national chain

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50090206)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

Have you had a giant? They are pushing the limits. It is an unreasonably sized sandwich. The one I get is 2400 calories.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093694)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just tried one and was so full before I even unwrapped it that I felt sick and stowed it in the fridge. You weren't kidding. These things are insane

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093747)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Bateful brilliant party of the first part

I once ate this sandwich.

https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches/comments/1oqr5p/the_zellagabetsky_an_8_decker_deli_sandwich/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093813)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCb0-91zbJU

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093822)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Bateful brilliant party of the first part

"The fact is, that among his hunters at least, the whale would by all hands be considered a noble dish, were there not so much of him; but when you come to sit down before a meat-pie nearly one hundred feet long, it takes away your appetite."

-Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or The Whale, 1851

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50094024)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

How did you FEEL?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093968)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Bateful brilliant party of the first part

Terrible. Many bites were delicious because they have high quality deli meats, but too much of a good thing is no bueno. And then it became a battle of willpower, an almost pathological need to control my id, and yeah, I left defeated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093994)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

How many Freebird Super Monster burritos can you eat, fatboy?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50094218)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Bateful brilliant party of the first part

I've never tried one of those.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50094250)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Flatulent poppy mother

I’ve never gone above Monster

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50094378)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Bearded underhanded marketing idea

Are you morbidly obese, 21 years old, or both?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50093891)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm an adult, non-twink male

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2#50094216)