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Most shit you've ever shat?
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Date: April 15th, 2005 11:46 PM Author: slippery stimulating tanning salon Have you ever shat so much shit in one shitting that you physically felt lighter when you were done? Like a balloon had been deflated in your guts? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568083) |
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Date: April 15th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: black buck-toothed trump supporter knife I'd say a about the size of a forearm long and a toilet roll thick. Those kinds are hella sweet to unload. Not as satisfying a 50 second stream though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568112) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 12:14 AM Author: scarlet provocative rehab I always feel like that after a poop. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568211) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:41 AM Author: Translucent vivacious party of the first part location Saved up a shit for 3 days while out backpacking. Came back and literally created a mound of shit so high my balls scraped it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568819) |
Date: April 16th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: hideous charismatic chad The most satisfying shits are when you crap out a whole lot and think you're done. But no, you can feel another turd inside still, so you wait another minute on the toilet. You get that out, and then you feel amazing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568248) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 12:44 AM Author: comical menage alpha most satisfying, yes. even better if the first and second shit are different types (maybe an astonishingly long log, followed by a gush of bowl-splattering liquid stuff). top it off with a beief two-swipe wipe session . . . a first-rate crap all around. a little blood is a fine capstone to confirm you produced a true ass-breaker.
this of course implies its miserable opposites: struggling to push out a finger-width squiggler, the kind that pinches off and leaves the blob you catch with the first wipe of one of those interminable wiping sessions. how can the 20th wipe have the same streaking pattern as the 2nd? worse, still: a bad crap session at work. |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 12:54 AM Author: yellow judgmental sound barrier antidepressant drug Then you get paranoid thinking you stink like ass. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568353) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:02 AM Author: comical menage alpha no joke; you're stuck wondering: am i emanating shit-smell. I once sprayed some colognes on the ass of my pants to combat this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568379) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 12:58 AM Author: Milky Public Bath 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568363) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:00 AM Author: Poppy parlour kitty cat I think on avg. you drop about 1.5 lbs this way. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568371) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Multi-colored vengeful church travel guidebook Your insights are amazing. It's all the things I wanted to say, but didn't know how... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570458) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:50 AM Author: amber step-uncle's house YES (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568853) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:48 AM Author: crawly spectacular selfie crotch why are boys so obsessed with shitting? freudian? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568844) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:51 AM Author: Poppy parlour kitty cat It definately goes back to childhood, but I don't know if it's Freudian. It may be an expression of our impotence to create life. Women can give birth to a child, whereas the only thing we ever bring into the world is...
It's so unfortunate, we just laugh at it.
BTW have you actually read Freud? It's some hilarious stuff. |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:52 AM Author: crawly spectacular selfie crotch the child's first gift to anyone is the shit he gives his parents . . . yes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568859) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:54 AM Author: amber step-uncle's house reminds me of stewie on family guy, "i'm going to crap double for you tonight!" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568863) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: hyperventilating house-broken multi-billionaire kitchen Or his anal virginity. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570062) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: massive diverse resort a beautiful 8lb brown baby? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570121) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:50 AM Author: amber step-uncle's house oh, many times. sometimes it looks like 5-10 people used the same pot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2568852) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 4:38 AM Author: massive diverse resort One time: 25lbs
Another time:
felt sick. We were waiting for an airport bus. I clenched. My teeth closed. My tongue lapped at the back of my teeth. My eyes rolled. The moment was filled with the kind of excitement, excretement, ecstasy that comes only on the turtling of something truly great.
Checking my ass, I felt a protrusion and realized that my time had come. So, I ran over to the bush area, but didn't quite make it. So I let this spray of turdish liquid spout out after the initial turd, which was acting like a champagne bottle cork, fired off.
I then yakked and passed out.
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Date: April 16th, 2005 12:57 PM Author: Pea-brained heady potus This one is easy for me. In 3rd grade I was unbelievably ill over Xmas break, and they couldn't figure out what it was I'd come down with. They thought it was apendicitis, but the blood tests weren't supporting that. Anyway, one side effect was total constipation. I hadn't taken a dump in over a week, so on one of my trips to the doctor they decided to fix that. The doc told me to take my pants off and sent the nurse in, and she rubbed some kind of muscle relaxing cream in my asshole. She left, I put my pants back on, and about 30 seconds later I had to race to the bathroom. I read like 5 Highlights for kids magazines, and had to flush 3 times due to sheer volume. Everytime I tried to stand up, the shuffling of my body just sent more poop flying out my ass. I was in the bathroom for almost an hour. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570015) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: massive diverse resort Geez... how much weight did you lose? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570038) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: Glittery half-breed base And how many lessons did you learn from Goofus and Gallant? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570169) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:56 PM Author: massive diverse resort Who? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570175) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 1:58 PM Author: Glittery half-breed base Meant to reply to Doc Lewis. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570181) |
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Date: April 16th, 2005 2:25 PM Author: Pea-brained heady potus yeah, I definitely learned what was/wasn't bad form from those two. I liked them, and those downright horrible picture searches. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#2570269) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:30 AM Author: pumonster (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=166343&forum_id=2#50252332) |