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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
flame?
Pink Messiness
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Hideous Bisexual Theatre
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Excitant sanctuary
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fluffy slimy weed whacker philosopher-king
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Comical Ladyboy
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my dog can log into xo more often than I can
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fighting adventurous wrinkle
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arousing yarmulke station
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arousing yarmulke station
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arousing yarmulke station
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arousing yarmulke station
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arousing yarmulke station
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arousing yarmulke station
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arousing yarmulke station
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jesus christ op is dead here
Lavender abusive incel
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topaz fear-inspiring half-breed rehab
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Sable Vigorous Casino Lettuce
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arousing yarmulke station
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primrose rough-skinned institution
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ponyboy curtis
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nubile national security agency
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Thriller organic girlfriend
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canary out-of-control state
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cream stimulating public bath
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self-absorbed spectacular church building gunner
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Indigo 180 rigpig
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arousing yarmulke station
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talking splenetic filthpig
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Contagious underhanded hall
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honey-headed doobsian rigor voyeur
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Hateful yellow legend international law enforcement agency
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Gay Floppy Range Fat Ankles
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
saffron hominid kitty
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Azure blood rage
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
talented peach partner heaven
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
salmon business firm
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
:(
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
lollll
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
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Bespoke rambunctious national telephone
  08/16/16
Lol
nubile national security agency
  08/17/16
LMAO
fluffy slimy weed whacker philosopher-king
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cream stimulating public bath
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Thriller organic girlfriend
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mischievous lascivious fanboi
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
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ponyboy curtis
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
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Dashing zippy wagecucks jew
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
my god man
maroon geriatric shrine elastic band
  09/09/16
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arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
yes
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
maroon geriatric shrine elastic band
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Slippery brethren
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Mahogany yapping university digit ratio
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
bright hairraiser crotch deer antler
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
lol this
Dashing zippy wagecucks jew
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Chocolate Odious Faggot Firefighter
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
lilac useless brakes queen of the night
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Motley mentally impaired address
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spit water out irl
Charcoal cumskin roommate
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galvanic piazza prole
  08/16/16
haha
poppy police squad
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lol
soul-stirring obsidian center ratface
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...
topaz fear-inspiring half-breed rehab
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Tyft
Emerald stage reading party
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Lol
nubile national security agency
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fluffy slimy weed whacker philosopher-king
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stubborn senate
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cream stimulating public bath
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Microsoft Product Anomalies
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180
territorial harsh stain location
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pale hyperactive shitlib
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Gay Floppy Range Fat Ankles
  10/25/17
That S bomb sure isn't powerful
canary out-of-control state
  08/16/16
Ouch
magenta coldplay fan
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Marvelous Forum
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Marvelous Forum
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film
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Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
lilac useless brakes queen of the night
  08/16/16
ok fine.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
bossy new version
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Jade Corner Circlehead
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
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...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Mahogany yapping university digit ratio
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
galvanic piazza prole
  08/16/16
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Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Excitant sanctuary
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Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
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Cyan Curious Boltzmann Parlor
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henna trip hunting ground french chef
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
galvanic piazza prole
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
boyish main people
  08/16/16
Lol cr
nubile national security agency
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Cordovan concupiscible hissy fit
  08/16/16
...
Hideous Bisexual Theatre
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
bronze ape legal warrant
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
bronze ape legal warrant
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
bronze ape legal warrant
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Mahogany yapping university digit ratio
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
poppy police squad
  08/16/16
Love it
nudist hell background story
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
sooty crackhouse really tough guy
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...
soul-stirring obsidian center ratface
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Coiffed parlour dingle berry
  08/16/16
lol
bronze ape legal warrant
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
magenta coldplay fan
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
brother. brother
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line
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...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
lol
bronze ape legal warrant
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film
  08/16/16
lmao
henna trip hunting ground french chef
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Mahogany yapping university digit ratio
  08/16/16
...
Indigo 180 rigpig
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Laughsome field
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
bronze ape legal warrant
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
henna trip hunting ground french chef
  08/16/16
...
nubile national security agency
  08/17/16
...
maroon geriatric shrine elastic band
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
magenta coldplay fan
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
Awful flame
mischievous lascivious fanboi
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
bat-shit-crazy sexy toilet seat
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
sooty crackhouse really tough guy
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
sooty crackhouse really tough guy
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Chartreuse lay
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
henna trip hunting ground french chef
  08/16/16
...
Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
lilac useless brakes queen of the night
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
magenta coldplay fan
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
lilac useless brakes queen of the night
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
mischievous lascivious fanboi
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Chartreuse lay
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
poppy police squad
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Cyan Curious Boltzmann Parlor
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Ebony demanding giraffe
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
shivering exhilarant liquid oxygen
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Ebony demanding giraffe
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
shivering exhilarant liquid oxygen
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Supple boistinker
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
galvanic piazza prole
  08/16/16
Cr
nubile national security agency
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
cobalt blathering internal respiration
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
amethyst regret
  08/16/16
...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
magenta coldplay fan
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Mustard black woman meetinghouse
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/16/16
This
nubile national security agency
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Hairless olive point people who are hurt
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
fighting adventurous wrinkle
  08/16/16
...
Excitant sanctuary
  08/16/16
This is not why
crystalline judgmental pisswyrm gas station
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Hyperventilating histrionic round eye
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
indecent cerebral office
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Misanthropic green therapy library
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Lavender abusive incel
  08/17/16
...
primrose rough-skinned institution
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Milky site
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
orchid property preventive strike
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
exciting nibblets generalized bond
  08/17/16
lulz
nyuug
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
nyuug
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Milky site
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
nubile national security agency
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
mischievous lascivious fanboi
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Milky site
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
primrose rough-skinned institution
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
talented peach partner heaven
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
talented peach partner heaven
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
exciting nibblets generalized bond
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
nyuug
  08/17/16
...
vibrant kitty cat resort
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
talented peach partner heaven
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
talented peach partner heaven
  08/17/16
Better?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
brother
talented peach partner heaven
  08/17/16
FINE
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
stubborn senate
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
arousing yarmulke station
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
provocative boiling water school
  08/17/16
great thread
Thriller organic girlfriend
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
scarlet azn depressive
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
orchid property preventive strike
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/17/16
lol.
talented peach partner heaven
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That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
Zombie-like jewess
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
tan big-titted idiot
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
arousing yarmulke station
  08/24/16
Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
Slippery brethren
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Gay Floppy Range Fat Ankles
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passionate dilemma
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maroon geriatric shrine elastic band
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Contagious underhanded hall
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talented peach partner heaven
  10/02/16
Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
walnut beady-eyed kitchen
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talented peach partner heaven
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This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like ...
Godawful titillating water buffalo
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Pink Messiness

flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Lavender abusive incel

jesus christ op is dead here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: saffron hominid kitty

Holy shit wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Azure blood rage

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: salmon business firm

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

no pretty hot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

:(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

lollll

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: nubile national security agency

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: fluffy slimy weed whacker philosopher-king

LMAO

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Author: cream stimulating public bath



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

all tinder is pnd.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: maroon geriatric shrine elastic band

my god man

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

yes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: maroon geriatric shrine elastic band

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Slippery brethren

(Facebook stalker)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

these arent bad bro, nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Mahogany yapping university digit ratio

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: bright hairraiser crotch deer antler

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Dashing zippy wagecucks jew

lol this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Author: Chocolate Odious Faggot Firefighter



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: lilac useless brakes queen of the night

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Charcoal cumskin roommate

spit water out irl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: galvanic piazza prole



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: poppy police squad

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian center ratface

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: topaz fear-inspiring half-breed rehab



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Emerald stage reading party

Tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: nubile national security agency

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: fluffy slimy weed whacker philosopher-king



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: stubborn senate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: cream stimulating public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: territorial harsh stain location

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: pale hyperactive shitlib



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Gay Floppy Range Fat Ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: canary out-of-control state

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

Ouch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Forum

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Marvelous Forum

Learn some better jokes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: lilac useless brakes queen of the night

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

ok fine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: bossy new version

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Jade Corner Circlehead

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Mahogany yapping university digit ratio

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: galvanic piazza prole

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Cyan Curious Boltzmann Parlor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: henna trip hunting ground french chef



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: galvanic piazza prole

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film

He's outta here!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: boyish main people

This. Jesus christ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: nubile national security agency

Lol cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Cordovan concupiscible hissy fit

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Hideous Bisexual Theatre



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: bronze ape legal warrant

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: bronze ape legal warrant

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: bronze ape legal warrant

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Mahogany yapping university digit ratio

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

I love her legs too. FWIW

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: poppy police squad

yeah nice slender legs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: nudist hell background story

Love it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: sooty crackhouse really tough guy

omg lol our kids

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian center ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Coiffed parlour dingle berry

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: bronze ape legal warrant

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

brother. brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

cool thanks. will try it out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Nighttime ungodly nursing home personal credit line

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bronze ape legal warrant

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: henna trip hunting ground french chef

lmao

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Mahogany yapping university digit ratio

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Indigo 180 rigpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Laughsome field

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: bronze ape legal warrant

jesus she's a 5 too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: henna trip hunting ground french chef

try "fucky fucky"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: nubile national security agency



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: maroon geriatric shrine elastic band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

i think thats too aggressive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Twisted Sienna Milk Stag Film

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: mischievous lascivious fanboi

Awful flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sexy toilet seat

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: sooty crackhouse really tough guy

she doesn't look humorous

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: sooty crackhouse really tough guy

lol way to read the room

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

You should have opened with "No U"!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse lay

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: henna trip hunting ground french chef

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Diverse Jet-lagged Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: lilac useless brakes queen of the night

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: lilac useless brakes queen of the night

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: mischievous lascivious fanboi

Cr, he never went to stanford

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse lay

I thought it was doobs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

also possible, he's been posting actively

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: poppy police squad

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Cyan Curious Boltzmann Parlor

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

IGWC has some good ones too...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Ebony demanding giraffe

Is OP dvp?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: shivering exhilarant liquid oxygen

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Ebony demanding giraffe

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: shivering exhilarant liquid oxygen

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Supple boistinker

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic piazza prole

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: nubile national security agency

Cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: cobalt blathering internal respiration

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: amethyst regret

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary

Yes... don't overthink it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: magenta coldplay fan

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Mustard black woman meetinghouse

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

ljl at this paranoia.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: nubile national security agency

This

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Hairless olive point people who are hurt

get a fresh haircut

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: fighting adventurous wrinkle

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Excitant sanctuary



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: crystalline judgmental pisswyrm gas station

This is not why

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Hyperventilating histrionic round eye

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: indecent cerebral office

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Misanthropic green therapy library

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Lavender abusive incel

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: primrose rough-skinned institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Milky site

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: orchid property preventive strike

best thread in a long time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: exciting nibblets generalized bond

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Milky site

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: nubile national security agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: mischievous lascivious fanboi

Shut up chink

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Milky site

Proven results: White Nationalist slogan (14 words) as Tinder opener (results)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: primrose rough-skinned institution

you guys will never get it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

next time, say something about europe.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: exciting nibblets generalized bond

she sounds lame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

trade secrets, my chigga

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: vibrant kitty cat resort



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Pumonymous

why should I edit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Better?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Pumonymous

FINE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: stubborn senate

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

(classic Doobs)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: provocative boiling water school

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Thriller organic girlfriend

great thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: scarlet azn depressive

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: orchid property preventive strike

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: talented peach partner heaven

lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like jewess

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: tan big-titted idiot

You are going to break the autism detector

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: arousing yarmulke station

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Slippery brethren

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Gay Floppy Range Fat Ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: passionate dilemma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: maroon geriatric shrine elastic band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Contagious underhanded hall

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: talented peach partner heaven



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: walnut beady-eyed kitchen

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: talented peach partner heaven



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Godawful titillating water buffalo

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)