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5’9 and 40 and still got some 25 year olds number last night

Nurse. Admittedly she was half asian. Texted her all day. Wh...
Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/07/26
5 kids? congrats man
Grizzly ladyboy
  08/07/26
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vivacious bat shit crazy sandwich senate
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slimy orchestra pit dragon
  08/07/26
This reads like a jm poast.
Buck-toothed hairless sound barrier
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Titillating Background Story Alpha
  08/07/26
My street pickup game has been on point since I was 18 and w...
Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/07/26
Can you recast the Dutchess saga? Did you marry her? What wa...
Bateful Impertinent Stain
  08/07/26
True story is she was seeing this guy in college I was frien...
Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/08/26
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lsd
  08/08/26
XO Origins: Johnsmeyer This is like a super hero prequel ...
Bateful Impertinent Stain
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supple toaster
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Charismatic brass step-uncle's house electric furnace
  08/08/26
in contract for a shore house tp
diverse tanning salon mental disorder
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Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/08/26
tp.
Razzmatazz Emerald Faggot Firefighter Center
  08/07/26
heights of everyone involved?
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  08/07/26
She was like 5’2.
Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/07/26
Of EVERYONE involved... *subpoenas Secaucus Flock cams for ...
odious frisky space
  08/07/26
Lmao no idea why people always said this about me. I come fr...
Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/07/26
my nephew called me the fuck out on my height. I said I'm 6'...
Grizzly ladyboy
  08/07/26
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Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/08/26
Admittedly she was half asian.Admittedly she was half asian....
territorial generalized bond
  08/07/26
He's going for my azngirl
Yellow floppy theatre friendly grandma
  08/07/26
I’m already married to a white.
Cerebral roommate masturbator
  08/07/26
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vivacious bat shit crazy sandwich senate
  08/08/26
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ t p ♥
Razzmatazz Emerald Faggot Firefighter Center
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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator

Nurse. Admittedly she was half asian. Texted her all day. When I texted her if she’s single she sent “yes…it’s been a minute. I need dick 😂.”

Then had to ghost her bc I’m married with 5 kids and don’t want to pay child support.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052318)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Grizzly ladyboy

5 kids? congrats man

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052524)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: vivacious bat shit crazy sandwich senate



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: slimy orchestra pit dragon



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hairless sound barrier

This reads like a jm poast.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052328)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Titillating Background Story Alpha



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator

My street pickup game has been on point since I was 18 and went to community college and realized the only way I’m gonna fuck since I don’t have dorm life is to talk to random chicks on class, walking to their car or at the mall.

Helped me greatly when I got transferred and “liked” taking chicks on dates. That’s how Dutchess fell in love with me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052340)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Bateful Impertinent Stain

Can you recast the Dutchess saga? Did you marry her? What was her backstory

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052525)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:05 AM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator

True story is she was seeing this guy in college I was friends with but he didn’t like her and she liked him. He just liked banging her. She was hot back then still is but let’s be real she’s 38 now. Still mom hot in a classy way. Then one night we’re dancing and me and her made out. She tells me the next day she loves hanging out with me and is going to stop seeing him. I was iffy about her but I basically said to myself if she’s gonna be normal and see where this goes I’ll give her leeway over some chick who makes you jump through the seeing 10 other guy hoops.

Then we hang out for a week she’s super clingy. I go home one night for a family function and she bangs the first guy again. Doesn’t tell me.

I come back keep hanging with her. Two weeks later I find out about it and completely lost it and broke it off with her. She starts crying and I stand my ground I’m like I know we’re “not yet official” but that’s unacceptable behavior. For a month she’s hitting me up asking for another chance etc.

I give it to her. She’s a model citizen since then (in before the omg no she wasn’t!) and now 18 years later we have 5 kids and a big house and are in contract for a shore house.

Modeled my 20 years of poasting around my saltiness from this incident. But then got caught in my mid to early 30’s chilling with no less than twenty different 20 year old Latinas at different times and almost lost my family. So kind of even.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052951)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: lsd

180

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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Bateful Impertinent Stain

XO Origins: Johnsmeyer

This is like a super hero prequel if super heroes were 5'9"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052959)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: supple toaster



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Charismatic brass step-uncle's house electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50053923)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: diverse tanning salon mental disorder

in contract for a shore house tp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50053945)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Emerald Faggot Firefighter Center

tp.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052444)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he’s neutered!)

heights of everyone involved?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052343)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator

She was like 5’2.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052356)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: odious frisky space

Of EVERYONE involved...

*subpoenas Secaucus Flock cams for ur inevitable greatly exaggerated 5'9 claim*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052378)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator

Lmao no idea why people always said this about me. I come from an era that was long before height lying. I wouldn’t be married to a 5’7 chick if I was 5’7.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052517)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Grizzly ladyboy

my nephew called me the fuck out on my height. I said I'm 6'0 and he said "you look more like 5'11 1/2"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052589)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: territorial generalized bond

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052382)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Yellow floppy theatre friendly grandma

He's going for my azngirl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052389)



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Cerebral roommate masturbator

I’m already married to a white.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052510)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:38 AM
Author: vivacious bat shit crazy sandwich senate



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Date: August 7th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Emerald Faggot Firefighter Center

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ t p ♥

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890517&forum_id=2#50052515)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: supple toaster



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: ivory aphrodisiac corner



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