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Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason coun...
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Good Sir, This is Rajesh from Accenture IT Consulting
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Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?
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LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerpho...
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lol
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Haha
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This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!
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*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes ...
Orchid galvanic hominid
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*silence* (Low level associate)
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Orchid galvanic hominid
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errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes.&q...
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*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call......
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  08/30/12
lol
richard clock
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Haunting cumskin
  08/30/12
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Hi me
bipolar jewess
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arousing fantasy-prone azn location
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THIS
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cr
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goddamnit
dead alpha
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hahahah
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i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation th...
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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lulz
cerebral area chad
  08/29/12
Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/29/12
Let's review action points and next steps first.
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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*Dials in with partner* *Silence* Partner, "Circuit C...
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lol
Lake station community account
  08/29/12
*heavy breathing* (guess who)
Histrionic mildly autistic indian lodge scourge upon the earth
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doobs?
Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  08/29/12
lol
Gold Field Masturbator
  02/26/13
OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead an...
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  08/29/12
180
exciting aggressive hell
  08/29/12
haha
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black self-centered church building antidepressant drug
  01/13/17
fucking 180 thread
Soul-stirring scarlet brethren
  08/29/12
So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?
Orchid galvanic hominid
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  08/31/12
"Really great weather that we're having here, I can alm...
Bearded Out-of-control Pistol
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*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announceme...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call starte...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
(guy who will never make partner)
Garnet den
  08/30/12
THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON
Lake station community account
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*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call* Cro...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
this was just god fucking awful
Floppy henna keepsake machete
  09/15/12
180 to everyone who has ever heard this before
razzle nighttime internal respiration
  08/30/12
do they actually say that verbatim
Dashing Emerald Wagecucks
  09/27/12
they actually do, although some more graciously than others
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  10/19/12
i don't believe this no way
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  08/01/13
It's true.
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thriller lodge
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  08/30/12
Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.
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Fragrant sound barrier
  06/11/13
lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits
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  08/29/12
Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/29/12
uh this is a 181 suggestion
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
maybe box can draw this thread?
Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  08/29/12
if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob...
Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca
  08/29/12
seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking ab...
Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  08/29/12
if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
http://www.xtranormal.com/ ex.: http://www.youtube.com/wa...
Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca
  08/29/12
tyty
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
pls do it
Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca
  08/29/12
you have never been on one of these calls
Lake station community account
  08/29/12
I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly....
appetizing native
  08/29/12
mute the call and go i have taken a big shit before on conf...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here. ...
claret address mental disorder
  08/29/12
lol
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  08/29/12
This story is amazing
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/30/12
tyvmft, I died loling
Brilliant Elastic Band
  10/30/12
This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.
rebellious judgmental set
  02/07/13
180^180
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obsidian trust fund
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180
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  02/26/13
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Diverse electric furnace
  08/01/13
this kills me every time.
Multi-colored brindle university
  11/27/13
tbf, this is really not that odd
Floppy henna keepsake machete
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Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
*is client* *tells bad joke on call while waiting for las...
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  08/29/12
underrated
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  08/01/13
def underrated
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plum site reading party
  08/29/12
sorry in advance guys I'm traveling right now so I if there ...
Gaped Theater Stage Toilet Seat
  08/29/12
this is my fav so far
Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca
  08/29/12
I just th_______________________ stip_______________________...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/29/12
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blathering vibrant headpube
  08/30/12
*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one...
charcoal regret famous landscape painting
  08/30/12
Let's just keep this moving.
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  09/01/12
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  03/15/13
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Bearded Out-of-control Pistol
  05/26/16
180
Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike
  08/29/12
180
Soul-stirring scarlet brethren
  08/29/12
(equity partner)
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  08/30/12
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Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike
  08/30/12
big lulz
Saffron stage
  11/22/13
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  12/16/16
"Hi, this is (name)." *immediately mutes phone,...
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  08/29/12
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  08/29/12
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Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike
  08/29/12
*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the ...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/29/12
haha i am doing this right now :D
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
I'm doing this right now.
rebellious judgmental set
  02/07/13
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thriller lodge
  08/29/12
Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo
lemon vigorous corn cake
  08/29/12
this is generally unethical
Lake station community account
  08/30/12
And illegal without permission in some states.
Glittery Stead
  08/30/12
and immoral everywhere except Liberia
Fluffy Heady Resort
  12/31/12
That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.
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  01/10/14
jfc, WTF is gonna rat you out? You record it for your ...
Fragrant sound barrier
  06/11/13
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black self-centered church building antidepressant drug
  01/13/17
wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference c...
Fragrant sound barrier
  06/11/13
Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby cryin...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  08/29/12
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Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike
  08/29/12
was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this
Garnet den
  08/30/12
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Electric heaven hunting ground
  08/25/14
CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, repor...
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  08/29/12
ha ha
Useless flushed business firm
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Soul-stirring scarlet brethren
  08/29/12
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arousing fantasy-prone azn location
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opaque crackhouse
  09/27/12
Love this.
rebellious judgmental set
  03/02/13
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obsidian trust fund
  06/11/13
...
arousing fantasy-prone azn location
  08/01/13
love the issuer rubes
Saffron stage
  11/22/13
...
arousing fantasy-prone azn location
  06/04/14
...
Massive Clown
  06/24/15
best in class.
light boltzmann
  03/01/17
"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"
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  08/29/12
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Spruce mind-boggling feces personal credit line
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vivacious halford
  08/29/12
Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying ...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  08/29/12
it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters wh...
Garnet den
  08/30/12
1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite an...
Confused stag film sandwich
  08/30/12
I know what I'm getting into.
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/30/12
love this
Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca
  08/30/12
ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!! "Didn't catch you o...
Azure sinister brunch background story
  10/30/12
*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE ...
richard clock
  08/30/12
LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover
Lake station community account
  08/30/12
Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.
Fluffy Heady Resort
  12/31/12
lolololol
Diverse electric furnace
  08/01/13
No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conferen...
Zombie-like kitty cat
  08/30/12
181
Irradiated duck-like institution fat ankles
  08/30/12
im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the u...
richard clock
  08/30/12
star power music
Lake station community account
  08/30/12
...
Zombie-like kitty cat
  08/30/12
Lololol
Floppy henna keepsake machete
  08/30/12
...
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...
Rose overrated meetinghouse
  09/27/12
a+
Saffron stage
  11/22/13
182
Floppy henna keepsake machete
  01/10/14
Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There we...
Zombie-like kitty cat
  08/30/12
lol
Bistre step-uncle's house main people
  08/30/12
...
Hyperactive Honey-headed Market
  10/30/12
oh god my sides
flickering range dog poop
  02/06/13
Jesus this is amazing.
rebellious judgmental set
  02/07/13
best image ever
Maroon hospital
  02/18/13
180
Ultramarine people who are hurt selfie
  02/26/13
180 visual
obsidian trust fund
  05/18/13
should be in a tv episode
Saffron stage
  11/22/13
...
obsidian trust fund
  01/10/14
tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?
Floppy henna keepsake machete
  01/10/14
do do do doop
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  08/20/14
184
very tactful juggernaut
  08/30/12
The only thing that would make this better is if it was a su...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/30/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y
charcoal regret famous landscape painting
  08/30/12
lol
Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike
  08/30/12
...
Fragrant sound barrier
  06/11/13
...
indecent cheese-eating center
  12/16/16
...
exciting aggressive hell
  08/30/12
Anyone have anything else? *random guy goes on for 10minu...
impressive wild office
  08/30/12
Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thre...
Zombie-like kitty cat
  08/30/12
I am operating on another level. The point was to repeat...
impressive wild office
  08/31/12
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doobsian immigrant
  02/26/13
...
Diverse electric furnace
  08/01/13
...
Multi-colored brindle university
  11/27/13
...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  11/19/14
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Umber senate water buffalo
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lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag
  10/15/13
*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a poin...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/30/12
"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter....
Autistic Violent Boiling Water
  08/30/12
Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone
hairraiser school rigor
  08/30/12
I know you guys have done this before: *mutes our side* ...
amethyst titillating church
  08/31/12
*hits mute button* *starts talking shit* *mic is still...
thriller lodge
  08/31/12
...
Autistic Violent Boiling Water
  08/31/12
No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute but...
rebellious judgmental set
  02/07/13
...
Electric heaven hunting ground
  06/20/14
Stebs here
Sickened Chapel Skinny Woman
  08/31/12
*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*
Autistic Violent Boiling Water
  08/31/12
this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy i...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/31/12
I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose -----...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  08/31/12
*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne f...
mint 180 orchestra pit
  08/31/12
*hangs up* *realizes nothing on list of important items to ...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/31/12
I think we have a plan. (Wants call to end, no plan in pl...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  08/31/12
i dont get this thread
Smoky Sanctuary Black Woman
  08/31/12
(unemployed dood)
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/31/12
oh i get it now
Smoky Sanctuary Black Woman
  08/31/12
WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YE...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  08/31/12
...
Multi-colored brindle university
  08/25/14
Hour long call with client. 1.0. Hour long call with opp...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  09/01/12
this is how it's done.
Azure sinister brunch background story
  10/30/12
I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1...
rebellious judgmental set
  03/04/13
now thats thinkin like a lawyer
Saffron stage
  11/22/13
...
excitant genital piercing
  07/21/16
...
black self-centered church building antidepressant drug
  12/16/16
"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline.&q...
supple home
  09/02/12
...
Comical snowy queen of the night forum
  09/15/12
...
appetizing native
  09/27/12
"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double t...
Lake station community account
  09/27/12
...
Floppy henna keepsake machete
  01/10/14
how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing
Rose overrated meetinghouse
  09/27/12
ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh s...
Slimy burgundy public bath
  09/27/12
"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--" ...
Rose overrated meetinghouse
  09/27/12
hahahahahaha
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  10/07/12
this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated
chocolate lay digit ratio
  10/19/12
hahahahaha
Orchid galvanic hominid
  10/19/12
...
costumed place of business knife
  12/31/12
...
flickering range dog poop
  02/13/13
(Litigator jokes)
Floppy henna keepsake machete
  03/28/13
...
obsidian trust fund
  06/11/13
...
thriller lodge
  06/11/13
jesus i hate people
Haunting cumskin
  08/01/13
...
naked plaza kitty
  08/01/13
...
Saffron stage
  11/22/13
First one I LOL'd at.
jet motley locale twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/13
this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls
silver codepig
  01/10/14
this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some rea...
obsidian trust fund
  06/02/14
...
excitant genital piercing
  04/01/16
god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago
pale pervert spot
  06/24/16
...
Charismatic death wish
  06/24/16
...
Impertinent swashbuckling pit
  07/21/20
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stimulating associate
  06/23/21
(like OCR) still kills me
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  06/23/21
...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  08/30/22
"Hi, this is itty bitty titty" *mutes call to fuc...
Concupiscible Ladyboy
  09/27/12
lol
Diverse electric furnace
  08/01/13
underappreciated
dark razzle-dazzle temple organic girlfriend
  10/01/13
very underrated
Multi-colored brindle university
  11/27/13
"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you ...
Garnet den
  09/27/12
*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*
Garnet den
  09/27/12
...
Passionate turquoise theater
  12/02/12
...
blathering vibrant headpube
  02/26/13
fuck it 180
Dull stage
  10/01/13
...
blathering vibrant headpube
  11/12/14
...
blathering vibrant headpube
  06/26/15
...
blathering vibrant headpube
  06/24/16
Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started......
Soul-stirring scarlet brethren
  10/07/12
actual lol
Diverse electric furnace
  08/01/13
lol
jet motley locale twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/13
...
Zombie-like kitty cat
  10/17/12
...
nofapping chrome gaming laptop
  10/19/12
180s all around. tyft.
Hyperactive Honey-headed Market
  10/19/12
Hour long call with client: 1.0 Hour long call with oppos...
bonkers garrison therapy
  10/19/12
when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one ...
Sepia zippy piazza goal in life
  10/19/12
Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well ...
Orchid galvanic hominid
  10/19/12
VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda? MD Bitch: I DID...
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:30 PM
Author: Puce corner

Hey, this is Mike from KPMG. We've got the whole crew of 48 people on, crammed in one room.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
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why don't we go ahead and do a quick round table before we get started?

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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:12 PM
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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:52 AM
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:31 PM
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This is Denise in Seattle... Kim can't be here, her raccoon has herpes.

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
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hi this is Slow Children Playing *launches into 2 minute screed about what i was doing before i joined, assuming everyone was waiting patiently in silence for me*

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
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Hey this is Mike Dexter, secondary local co-lead liason counsel for the Georgia RESPA plaintiffs

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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:32 PM
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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Bateful Telephone Roommate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458158)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone azn location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24425066)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:34 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

Is somebody typing, or eating an apple or something?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451163)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: claret address mental disorder



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063845)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded talking bbw

LAYWER 142: Can you move your keyboard away from speakerphone? K thanx.

JUDGE: Sorry everyone, that was actually me.

LAWYER 142: Oh, no problem, Your Honor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451176)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: topaz kitchen

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451244)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating Rigpig Pozpig

Haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894798)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: amethyst titillating church

This is Danesh Patel from Deloitte!!! HELLO EVERYONE!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451178)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

*makes long string of irrelevant, unfunny, tangential jokes to avoid subject that he doesn't really have a command of, derailing the entire call*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451182)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: dun gaping

*silence*

(Low level associate)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451190)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451192)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded talking bbw

errrr.... yes. Sorry everyone, I meant to say, "Yes."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451201)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: exciting aggressive hell

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451688)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: flickering range dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579699)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: claret address mental disorder



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451199)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

yep

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451222)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:05 PM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451401)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451450)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Comical snowy queen of the night forum



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451482)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan giraffe



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457864)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:01 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

*long pause* "Uh...[partner] couldn't be on the call...I...will ask him that...when I talk to him"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457884)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:02 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Haunting cumskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458391)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz flesh travel guidebook casino

dammit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458669)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: bipolar jewess

Hi me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464691)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:49 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone azn location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670638)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:43 PM
Author: Lake station community account

THIS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716198)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube

cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371096)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: dead alpha

goddamnit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236700)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: racy whorehouse boistinker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808279)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

hahahah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808287)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: racy whorehouse boistinker

i had to lead the client and other party to a negotiation through a redline recently and i'd have dropkicked a kitten onto a freeway to have been able to say this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125815)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342405)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Passionate turquoise theater

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154378)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154441)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Sepia zippy piazza goal in life



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743728)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:26 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371854)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: racy whorehouse boistinker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808280)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:39 PM
Author: Effete foreskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451210)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: cerebral area chad

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451254)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

Ok, so should we set up another call for Friday?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451217)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded talking bbw

Let's review action points and next steps first.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451226)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#35342408)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: fighting talented shrine

*Dials in with partner*

*Silence*

Partner, "Circuit City, are you sure the call is for X:30 our time? Or their time?"

Circuit City, "Ahh...our time, yea, our time."

*5 mins pass*

Circuit City, "I guess they must of canceled it."

Edit: *Is stealthed next performance round*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451242)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Lake station community account

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451322)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Histrionic mildly autistic indian lodge scourge upon the earth

*heavy breathing*

(guess who)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451270)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

doobs?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451290)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Gold Field Masturbator

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716360)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged national potus

OK, sounds like the beeps have stopped, so let's go ahead and get started. OK, thanks everyone for dialing on, thi--

*BEEP BEEP*

...

Hello, who just joined?

Hi Paul!

*Doesn't introduce self, assumes voice is recognizable on a call with 30 people*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451284)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: exciting aggressive hell

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451699)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808288)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: black self-centered church building antidepressant drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365582)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

fucking 180 thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451285)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

So you guys getting some rain down there in Mississippi?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: demanding low-t cruise ship



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464837)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: Bearded Out-of-control Pistol

"Really great weather that we're having here, I can almost see out the window from my cubicle!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561608)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

*joins 15 minutes late but still records name for announcement to the room*

NATE QUINCY <has joined the conference>

Hi guys this is Nate Quincy, a partner with BearingPoint UK.

*goes off on unrelated issues for 20 minutes but no one dares tell him to STFU because he's a partner*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451311)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

lol holy shit this literally just happened (conf call started 5 mins ago) - owner of a new partner just joined 5 mins late and derailed whole call

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451456)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Garnet den

(guy who will never make partner)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457873)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Lake station community account

THIS IS SULLIVAN AND CROMWELL, WE ARE ON

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451312)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:56 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

*tea party troll hacks phone line, gets onto conf call*

Cromwell?? APPEASER APPEASER APPEASER

*hangs up*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451336)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

this was just god fucking awful

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: razzle nighttime internal respiration

180 to everyone who has ever heard this before

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462970)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Dashing Emerald Wagecucks

do they actually say that verbatim

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671159)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:55 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

they actually do, although some more graciously than others

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827504)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: charcoal regret famous landscape painting

i don't believe this no way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764605)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Stirring gay wizard parlour

It's true.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765751)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463015)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: bespoke french chef jap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471480)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

PERSON EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE CONVERSATION: Hey guys, I have a conflict in 30 minutes so I'm going to have to drop off early.

CALL ORGANIZER, PRETENDING TO CARE: OK. No worries.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451323)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: topaz kitchen



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451332)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: thriller lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463019)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

Yes, but they don't even pretend to care.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743706)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: wonderful library



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857338)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371861)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: startled faggotry stock car

lol GO TO MED SKOOL fagits

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451329)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:57 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

Thread should be turned into a 1-act play of the same name

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451347)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

uh this is a 181 suggestion

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451381)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

maybe box can draw this thread?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451385)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:06 PM
Author: Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca

if i knew how id totally animate it. actually it could prob be done with that site that ppl use where u get to position ppl and type stuff for them to say... u know what i mean? there are some classic xo vids made from it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451405)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Sienna bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

seriously get on this, im chuckling already just thinking about it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451427)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

if box doesn't do this, i might try to learn how in the next week or so

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451434)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca

http://www.xtranormal.com/

ex.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSlfe_AAVrY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451443)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

tyty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451489)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca

pls do it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451500)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: Lake station community account

you have never been on one of these calls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452077)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing native

I'm on a conference call right now and I need to piss badly. What's the best protocol?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451433)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:11 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

mute the call and go

i have taken a big shit before on conf call, i just squat and pray no one asks me a question

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451435)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: claret address mental disorder

180. my office wall shares a wall with the restroom here.

one time i remember a partner yelling in "HEY JOHN, YOU IN THERE"

JOHN, "YA, WUT?"

PARTNER, "HEY, I GOT SOMEONE ON THE LINE FROM [IMPORTANT CLIENT], WILL U JUST TAKE IT REAL QUICK?"

JOHN, "JESUS, WELL OK"

ME: LISTENS TO JOHN TALK TO THE IMPORTANT CLIENT WHILE HE'S SHITTING

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451463)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Big principal's office blood rage

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451478)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:12 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

This story is amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462925)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Elastic Band

tyvmft, I died loling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926697)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

This is not the shitlaw I was thinking of.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588513)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

180^180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588572)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108228)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: avocado abode trump supporter



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28191903)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine people who are hurt selfie

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717100)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: twisted cuck dilemma

THIS IS SO GOOD

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371227)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Diverse electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761648)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university

this kills me every time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523665)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:56 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

tbf, this is really not that odd

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451442)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: lemon vigorous corn cake

*is client*

*tells bad joke on call while waiting for last person to join*

*listens to lawyers laugh hysterically*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451455)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: Twinkling milk

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764523)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: racy whorehouse boistinker

def underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125878)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: lime odious point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: plum site reading party



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451476)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Gaped Theater Stage Toilet Seat

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451483)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca

this is my fav so far

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451488)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

I just th_______________________ stip________________________________________defense couns________________________________million

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451525)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463038)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:28 PM
Author: charcoal regret famous landscape painting

*everyone pretends they understood yet everyone knows no one could*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463136)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

Let's just keep this moving.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472952)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22823762)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:35 AM
Author: Bearded Out-of-control Pistol



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30561611)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451532)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451780)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: deranged sick prole striped hyena

(equity partner)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458423)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463030)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Saffron stage

big lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491292)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: black self-centered church building antidepressant drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160152)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: idiotic boyish philosopher-king

"Hi, this is (name)."

*immediately mutes phone, puts on speaker, walks around room doing other stuff or surfs the web*

Every phone call I've ever been on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451510)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451527)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

*scrambles in vain to take down the name of everyone on the call*

*poasts while half listening to rest of call*

*struggles to remember what was talked about for memo to partner*

*refers to call as "uneventful" in memo, praying this is correct*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451537)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

haha i am doing this right now :D

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451546)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:20 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

I'm doing this right now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588523)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:37 PM
Author: thriller lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451587)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: lemon vigorous corn cake

Protip: record the call on your iphone as a voice memo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451598)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Lake station community account

this is generally unethical

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457785)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery Stead

And illegal without permission in some states.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458149)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:54 PM
Author: Fluffy Heady Resort

and immoral everywhere except Liberia

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342189)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: apoplectic frum laser beams

That's not the can-do attitude we're looking for.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808308)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier

jfc,

WTF is gonna rat you out?

You record it for your memo, then delete it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371864)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: black self-centered church building antidepressant drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365589)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier

wait. . .wait. . .there is some OTHER way to do conference calls?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371863)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

Guys, I'm working remotely today, so <sound of baby crying in background>f now?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451522)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451698)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Garnet den

was about to <dogs start barking loudly> post this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457852)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204122)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: peach beady-eyed multi-billionaire base

CLAY: "This is Clayton Bass, operations manager, reporting from the distribution center in Holly Springs."

ORGANIZER: "Hi, Clayton!"

CLAY: "Please, call me Clay."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Thanks for joining us Clay."

CLAY: "My pleasure. I wasn't sure If I'd have to reschedule because last year the Lord blessed us with a granddaughter and our daughter is living at home again while she tries to get her last credits and the youngin' was up all night with the woofles but her mama needed her sleep cuz she had that algebra test in the morning so the wife and I were up taking care of that baby until the break of dawn and I tell ya you have to love them but they're something else."

ORGANIZER: "Ok. Let's get started."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451529)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Useless flushed business firm

ha ha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451679)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451789)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone azn location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670645)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: opaque crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670852)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

Love this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743687)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371125)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone azn location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Saffron stage

love the issuer rubes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491307)



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Date: June 4th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone azn location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25689126)



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Date: June 24th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: Massive Clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28192028)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: light boltzmann

best in class.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32732290)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: translucent rehab windowlicker

"Anyone heard anything around the water cooler?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451531)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: Spruce mind-boggling feces personal credit line



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21451648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious halford



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21452194)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:35 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

Completely unexpected thread success. Was literally saying this as I posted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21453223)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Garnet den

it's nice to see that there are a good number of poasters who aren't unemployed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457863)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: Confused stag film sandwich

1Ls, take a good long look at this thread. Does it excite and intrigue you? Because of that piece of paper you just signed, in three years, 20% of your life will look exactly like this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457661)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

I know what I'm getting into.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457869)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Adventurous hyperventilating house macaca

love this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458027)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:57 PM
Author: Azure sinister brunch background story

ONLY IF THEY'RE FUCKING LUCKY!!!

"Didn't catch you on the call...I put it on your calendar and I remember you accepting it." FUCKERS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926650)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

*BEEP TEN MINUTES AFTER SCHEDULED CALL TIME RIGHT IN MIDDLE OF CONVERSATION*

HELLO??? HELLOOO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES

*TAKES CALL ON OTHER LINE, INUNDATES CON CALL WITH HOLD MUSIC*

*BEEEEEEEP*

HELLO??? HELLLO? THIS IS ANJALI FROM SHIT-TOWN LOCAL COUNSEL ASSOCIATES. MY PHONE LINE GOT CUT OFF. HELLOOO?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457837)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:04 PM
Author: Lake station community account

LOL I actually know a hot Anjali in shit flyover

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21457907)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:55 PM
Author: Fluffy Heady Resort

Anjali Hasija? Yes, I know her too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342195)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

lolololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761662)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: Zombie-like kitty cat

No shit, during a hearing today the judge wanted to conference in an executive from my client's company. So we put it on sp3eakerphone and called. The receptionist answers we ask for officer and she puts us on hold. Their hold music was the super mario brothers theme.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458358)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Irradiated duck-like institution fat ankles

181

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458388)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

im guessing it was the above ground theme, but i think the underground theme would be even better. water theme is obviously for arrow's house of homos.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458414)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Lake station community account

star power music

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458451)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Zombie-like kitty cat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21459550)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:26 PM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

Lololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463108)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471487)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Rose overrated meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670651)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Saffron stage

a+

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491319)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:58 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

182

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808296)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like kitty cat

Good guess. It was hilarious and a little surreal. There were three lawyers, a distinguished looking judge in a robe, bailiffs, and a staff attorney sitting in a court room for like three minutes listening to the super mario theme.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458487)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Bistre step-uncle's house main people

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463009)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive Honey-headed Market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926576)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: flickering range dog poop

oh god my sides

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579703)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:22 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

Jesus this is amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588554)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Maroon hospital

best image ever

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662330)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine people who are hurt selfie

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717125)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

180 visual

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224278)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Saffron stage

should be in a tv episode

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491334)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808213)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

tbf did you guys at least chuckle about it a little?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808300)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 1:46 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

do do do doop

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26166792)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: very tactful juggernaut

184

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21458428)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

The only thing that would make this better is if it was a super prestigious judge, on hold, listening to the super mario music with a bunch of lawyers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21462941)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: charcoal regret famous landscape painting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4IxlrqZY0Y

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463179)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant hall preventive strike

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463022)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371918)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: indecent cheese-eating center



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32159876)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:21 PM
Author: exciting aggressive hell



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463033)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: impressive wild office

Anyone have anything else?

*random guy goes on for 10minutes about something else unrelated*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463085)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like kitty cat

Bro, I think this has been done about ten times in this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463184)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:08 AM
Author: impressive wild office

I am operating on another level.

The point was to repeat it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464505)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: doobsian immigrant



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717052)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:00 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761672)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523749)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26748455)



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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:43 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#37930666)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24239283)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

*goes into near-seizure exasperatedly yammering about a point everyone has already agreed on*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463293)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:38 PM
Author: Autistic Violent Boiling Water

"ok, I'm going to go ahead and make John the presenter..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463299)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: hairraiser school rigor

Please move your blackberry away from the speakerphone

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21463359)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:16 AM
Author: amethyst titillating church

I know you guys have done this before:

*mutes our side*

*starts running around the room making fart noises and masturbation motions when others talk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464590)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: thriller lodge

*hits mute button*

*starts talking shit*

*mic is still green*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21464641)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: Autistic Violent Boiling Water



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465249)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

No, that works us. Thanks. *mute* you stupid fuck! *mute button is not red* *dies*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588564)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:29 PM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786530)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:46 AM
Author: Sickened Chapel Skinny Woman

Stebs here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465256)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:47 AM
Author: Autistic Violent Boiling Water

*browses reddit while someone talks about irrelevant shit*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21465257)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

this thread is one of the only things that's made me happy in the last two weeks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:17 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

I'm about to drive through the tunnel, so you may lose ------------

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471499)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:19 PM
Author: mint 180 orchestra pit

*waltzes into thread, takes a glass of sparkling champagne from a butler's tray*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471516)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

*hangs up*

*realizes nothing on list of important items to address was actually resolved*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471524)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:26 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

I think we have a plan.

(Wants call to end, no plan in place).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471556)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:35 PM
Author: Smoky Sanctuary Black Woman

i dont get this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471616)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

(unemployed dood)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471627)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:40 PM
Author: Smoky Sanctuary Black Woman

oh i get it now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471645)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

WELCOME TO AMERICONFERTELECONNECT! THE CONFERENCE HAS NOT YET STARTED!

*dramatic piano hold music*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21471635)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204183)



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Date: September 1st, 2012 11:01 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

Hour long call with client. 1.0.

Hour long call with opposing counsel. 2.0.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21472954)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Azure sinister brunch background story

this is how it's done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

I noticed that you padded your original billing entry from 1.7 to 2.0. Very meta.

Edit: never mind, got it confused with the one below.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754794)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: Saffron stage

now thats thinkin like a lawyer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491351)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:10 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: black self-centered church building antidepressant drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160167)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: supple home

"I think we should, uh, chat more about that offline."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21481626)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:06 AM
Author: Comical snowy queen of the night forum



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21583267)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: appetizing native



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670146)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Lake station community account

"LIKE I SAID if you wanna run that down we can double track it to the goal line, that's fine"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670159)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:00 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808301)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Rose overrated meetinghouse

how is this the first time i'm reading this thread? amazing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670654)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Slimy burgundy public bath

ya i've reread it so many times, my favorite is the rajesh subthread, which i have committed to memory and use at cocktail parties to great, humorous effect

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670668)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 1:57 PM
Author: Rose overrated meetinghouse

"Now, we're gonna have them scanned and OCRed--"

"Wait, OCRed?"

"Yes, it's so that they can be searched."

"Is that in the agreement?"

"It provides for production of electronic data in any searchable form--"

"So, no?"

"Well OCR is 'any searchable form'."

"So yes, OCR is in there?"

"..."

"..."

"I don't--"

"We should probably go ahead and just put it in there. Can you circulate a draft and we'll make comments? Does everyone else agree, or?"

Other guy: "It's been signed."

Fourth guy: "We should put it in there to make sure."

Other guy: "Sure of what?"

"So I think I speak for everyone when I say let's circulate a new draft."

"Should I put 'like OCR' in parens after searchable form?"

"Just make your edits and we'll comment."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670678)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

hahahahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735328)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: chocolate lay digit ratio

this one is extraordinary and will go underappreciated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827491)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

hahahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829482)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: costumed place of business knife



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342093)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: flickering range dog poop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22632998)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

(Litigator jokes)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894481)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371137)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: thriller lodge



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372434)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Haunting cumskin

jesus i hate people

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761613)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: naked plaza kitty



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761614)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Saffron stage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491364)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: jet motley locale twinkling uncleanness

First one I LOL'd at.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618485)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:14 AM
Author: silver codepig

this poast should be mandatory reading for 0Ls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808334)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

this poast really makes me angry at all lawyers for some reason

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676521)



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Date: April 1st, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: excitant genital piercing



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30183831)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: pale pervert spot

god i can't believe i wrote this 4 years ago

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786214)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Charismatic death wish



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786363)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 10:41 PM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#40642538)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676669)



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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

(like OCR) still kills me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#42676836)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#45093571)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Ladyboy

"Hi, this is itty bitty titty"

*mutes call to fuck around*

20 min later....

Partner: "itty bitty titty looked into that issue...."

*itty bitty titty begins making longwinded prestigious response*

15 seonds later...

Partner: "alright. Well I guess itty bitty titty ran into a conflict, maybe we--"

*itty bitty titty scrambles to unmute*

"NO, I'M HERE!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21670949)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761684)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: dark razzle-dazzle temple organic girlfriend

underappreciated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149085)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university

very underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523777)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Garnet den

"well that's all we have on the agenda so I'll let you have 15 minutes of your day back"

*15 people simultaneously unmute phones and say bye*

*long series of beeps*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671057)



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Date: September 27th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Garnet den

*goes back to reading xo without annoying background noise*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21671076)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: Passionate turquoise theater



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154487)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717016)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: Dull stage

fuck it 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24149125)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26705268)



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Date: June 26th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28206611)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30786177)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

Host: Ok guys, so I guess we'll go ahead and get started...

Attendee 1 (some irrelevant boomer chick who was forwarded the meeting by a partner): Is anyone having trouble connecting to the Livemeeting?

Attendee 2 : I can see everything OK.

Attendee 3: Looks like I'm in.

Attendee 4: I can see it.

Attendee 5: We're good here in Houston.

Host: Hm, sounds like most people are connected.

Attendee 1: Because when I click on the thing I'm not seeing anything.

Host: Oh. Well, uh..

Attendee 1: Yea, see. Ugh. I just restarted and I'm still seeing nothing.

Host: Oh.

Attendee 1: Will you just re-send me the link?

Host: I'm sorry, who are you?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21735411)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

actual lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761688)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: jet motley locale twinkling uncleanness

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618493)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Zombie-like kitty cat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21810953)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827098)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: Hyperactive Honey-headed Market

180s all around. tyft.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827217)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:31 AM
Author: bonkers garrison therapy

Hour long call with client: 1.0

Hour long call with opposing counsel: 1.7

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827639)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Sepia zippy piazza goal in life

when do these calls stop sucking cockxs, there's always one guy on whose happy to be dere

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21827653)



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Date: October 19th, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

Senior Partner who is massively out of the loop: "Well I just don't think it's reasonable to wait until June for a Reply brief--"

Junior Partner (off mic): "(mutter mutter)"

Senior Partner (off mic): "wha...oh...agreed to it?"

Senior Partner: "This schedule works"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21829515)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: hateful trip locus faggot firefighter

VP dood: Does everyone have the agenda?

MD Bitch: I DIDN'T GET THE AGENDA AND I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

VP dood: Uh... yea... uh... you know we can just us... make sure that us... yea... that uh we make sure that we get that... um... i mean that we make clear what we are talking about, so you, uh, know what we are talking about.

MD Bitch: OK OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD BECAUSE I CAN'T GO ONLINE TO GET IT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21916395)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Elastic Band

OLD VP: "Hey guys, don't have a whole lot of time, just wanted to circle back today real quick and see what you've been working on"

US: "Mmk cool, we do just have a few more quick questions about X. We think X is probably the main crux of our analysis here so---"

OLD VP: "Hang on, hang on, lemme finish telling you more about Y. Y is really our pride and joy as a division blah blah blah"

US: "Yeah cool...now about X"

OLD VP: "Listen, I gotta get outta here fellas, why don't you fix up the parts about Y that we talked about"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926753)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 7:30 PM
Author: Bronze Spectacular Trailer Park

Private email to others calling in remotely: hey, i think one of you forgot to unmute.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21926894)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: exciting aggressive hell

*unimportant person asks a simple question*

*important person gives 20 minute answer*

*unimportant person has dropped off the call by the time important person asks if he's answered the question*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21978884)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: fighting talented shrine

*Junior Associate and Partner walk into conference room*

*Partner dials in*

*15 mins elapse*

Partner: "Junior Associate, take notes of everything that is being said."

*Junior associate stunned because he spent the last 15 mins just flipping through docs and wondering about lunch*

Other Partner on Call: "So, what we need to do is talk to the SEC about how we are going to be able to register this entity as a SBSEF and as a SEF with the CFTC. We are having push back from the board of directors because the rules are not final. So, we have a set of deadlines: (1) Feb. 10; (2) Mar. 1; (3) Apr. 1; and (4) Sept. 10. We need to have it all ready to go for filing.

Junior associate's notes:

"SBSEF with CFTC * * * going to resign (???---does not make sense)* * * board of directors MAF (WTF?)* * * deadline to [fukkkk] (1) Apr. 1 (??); Sept. 22 (??)"

Partner: Junior Associate did you get everything?

Junior Associate: "Yea" *glances at notes* "yea, we are fine."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979053)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 4:53 PM
Author: exciting aggressive hell

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979616)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

omg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182712)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:03 PM
Author: Irradiated duck-like institution fat ankles

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274961)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:45 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Mood

Winner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275176)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275180)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Lake station community account

!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22275185)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:42 PM
Author: startled faggotry stock car

ofukofukofuk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342105)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: curious tanning salon



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Date: December 31st, 2012 1:05 PM
Author: Fluffy Heady Resort



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342231)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 7:20 PM
Author: Aqua Aphrodisiac Menage Affirmative Action



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22529171)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:35 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

Beautiful.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588634)



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Date: March 2nd, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Godawful Mad-dog Skullcap Indirect Expression

Absolutely amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22743815)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372389)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372452)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674865)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Saffron stage

everytime I see that word i think TTTSEF

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491399)



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Date: March 23rd, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground

!!!!!!!!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25243158)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786574)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 2:36 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Aqua Aphrodisiac Menage Affirmative Action



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#28390481)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Gas Station Double Fault

Still brilliant

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#29434119)



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Aqua Aphrodisiac Menage Affirmative Action



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#30994149)



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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160196)



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Date: November 6th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Maniacal Nibblets

This cuts too close to home, bros.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#21979061)



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Date: November 30th, 2012 12:08 PM
Author: Gaped Theater Stage Toilet Seat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22140902)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired incel mexican

I can't access the webex link. Could you resend? Thanks in advance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154398)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

The password is password.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154431)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired incel mexican

ah. thanks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154451)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:43 PM
Author: Azure sinister brunch background story

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138415)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: Azure sinister brunch background story

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24138416)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: Contagious nudist doctorate dingle berry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154496)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

Service partner: "Hi, we're just waiting for [equity partner] to join, so while we're waiting, I'll take any questions you guys might have..."

*silence for two solid minutes*

Service partner: "Okay, well why don't I just update you on [sound of someone joining]" *immediately shuts tfu* "Hi, is that [equity partner]???"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154519)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

This is extremely underrated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588661)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: blathering vibrant headpube

i loled

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717046)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761700)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone azn location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764294)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome yellow national security agency mad cow disease

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365941)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:08 AM
Author: lime odious point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977966)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Mauve up-to-no-good depressive

Hi, this is Mike Sullivan, Partner out of the New York office. I've got on the line with me, I hope, John Smith and Kim Brown who are local counsel. I'll let them go ahead and take over and answer your questions, but first (spends 10 minutes making jokes with local counsel).

(someone puts phone on hold, starting Muzak)

OK, and we don't know who has their phone on hold, so we're just going to try to talk over it. Hopefully they'll hang up soon.

<the above takes up 20 minutes of a 60 minute conference call>

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154528)



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Date: December 2nd, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

*15 lawyers collectively bill 8500 dollars for the call*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22154609)



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Date: December 6th, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Rose overrated meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22182720)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588599)



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Date: December 18th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like kitty cat



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22274880)



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Date: December 31st, 2012 12:43 PM
Author: startled faggotry stock car

anyone ever try this

http://www.uberconference.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22342111)



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Date: January 2nd, 2013 9:39 AM
Author: fighting talented shrine

*dials in*

"Hey team. I guess I will quarterback this conference call. I sent everyone a task list. Did everyone get it?"

*Silence*

"Fu_kkkk" [realizes that the conference call was held 8 hours earlier because of the time zone difference.]

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22352693)



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Date: February 6th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22579696)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Diverse electric furnace



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761708)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Irradiated duck-like institution fat ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22528782)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: Orchid galvanic hominid

I was on a call recently with this partner with a harsh voice who kept stopping everything and saying "WOULD YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF PLEASE!" every time there was a join beep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588643)



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Date: February 7th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: fighting talented shrine

LOLOL. I was just on a similar conference call yesterday.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22588708)



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Date: February 13th, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

My favorite is when they stop mid-sentence and scream, "WHO JUST JOINED???" And then no one responds. So fucking 180. You know some asshole partner somewhere has probably asked the phone conferencing company for a record of who joined and when.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22633056)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

Lmao never had that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894477)



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Date: February 18th, 2013 4:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22662230)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: hairraiser school rigor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716158)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Cracking wine property

today i mutterd "god dammit" to the MD on the line right as i clicked over to the conf call (couldn't figure out how to use the new office phone). i practically pretended like nothing happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22716352)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717108)



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Date: February 26th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Copper tattoo idiot

Lawyer in Houston: How about ya'll ask the judge to set trial for the week of September 26th?

(15 New York lawyers in unison): bu.. bu.. but that's the week of Rosh Hashanah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22717124)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Lake station community account



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754670)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:09 PM
Author: sadistic messiness



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754800)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754810)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: rebellious judgmental set

http://southfloridalawyers.blogspot.com/2011/09/gene-stearns-moves-to-reconsider-rosh.html?m=1

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754832)



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Date: March 14th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: carnelian love of her life



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22815159)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

das juden

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764613)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Bull Headed Coral Athletic Conference

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676530)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: laughsome yellow national security agency mad cow disease

bam

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365932)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:09 AM
Author: lime odious point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#36977967)



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Date: March 4th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Mood



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22754636)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: fighting talented shrine

Hey Guys! Just a house keeping matter. Denise is no longer with the firm, can you take her off the group e-mails?

*Everyone rushes back to their office to Google Denise*

*No hits, just ancient firm bio*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857357)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: wonderful library

fucking masterwork itt

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22857378)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 2:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated becky

*checks bar website two months later on a whim*

*decides between schadenfreude and jealousy*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#22894428)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Saffron stage

180180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491413)



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Date: April 23rd, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Mood



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23063819)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: 

*Dials Conference Number*

Phone: "Please enter your conference id number followed by the pin."

*Inputs numbers*

Phone: "Sorry, we have no record of this conference call"

*Junior associate (who handed the info to the partner) sweating bullets*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23108208)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371366)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: abusive persian

HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED THE DEUTSCHE BANK CONFERENCING LINE, PLEASE ENT-

*enters PIN followed by #*

...PLEASE ENTER YOUR PIN FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*oh for fuck's sake* *enters PIN followed by #*

THANK YOU. AFTER THE TON--

*mashes # button*

...AFTER THE TONE. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOLLOWED BY THE # SIGN

*jesus christ* *dutifully waits a full second of silence, then hits #*

*SERIES OF BEEPS*

Call leader: Hello everyone, let's give everyone a few more minutes and then well get started.

*BEEP* *heavy background noise*

...

Call leader: Hello, well let's get started then. I sent around an update with...

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: could we please have everyone who isn't talking mute their lines? Thanks.

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: Well, uh... I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: HEY! THIS IS MIKE, CAN WHOEVER HASN'T MUTED THEIR LINE PLEASE MUTE IT NOW!

*heavy background noise continues*

Call leader: So, I circulated....

IMPORTANT PERSON: I CAN'T HEAR SHIT. LISTEN UP -- MUTE YOUR LINES!

*heavy background noise continues*

IMPORTANT PERSON: OK, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, [low-level punk] WILL CIRCULATE A NEW DIAL IN AND WE'LL RECONVENE IN A FEW MINUTES.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23224479)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371116)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Copper tattoo idiot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371357)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Fragrant sound barrier

lol!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372556)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761544)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23762563)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 2:40 AM
Author: Bisexual

this one sucked

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: black self-centered church building antidepressant drug



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32160217)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: irate useless brakes

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23272666)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: sexy round eye

hello?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371119)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: underhanded indigo patrolman

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371121)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: twisted cuck dilemma

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371214)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lavender

In-house lawyer: Yeah, I think Bill Jones from Operations is our subject-matter expert on that. Bill, what is your opinion about [outside counsel's] question?

....

....

....

....

....

In-house lawyer: Bill? You there?

Some other guy named Bill: Yeah, I'm here.

In-house lawyer: No, sorry. Bill Jones. Bill Jones, you still on?

Bill Jones: Oh, hey, yeah, sorry. I'm here....Um, can you repeat the question?

Me: *slams head against desk*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371292)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lavender

"Alright, I think we all have our action items. Let's circle back towards the end of the week so we can all get a status update."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23371311)



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Date: June 11th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: appetizing native

The best is when someone's teleworking and you can hear dogs barking and shit in the background whenever they talk.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23372587)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

*babby shrieking*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26321021)



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Date: July 9th, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: Copper tattoo idiot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23572992)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic crusty pocket flask stain

*beeps*

Hi, who's on?

...

Good evening Bangalore team.

*good morning /dev/null*

...

Ok that's it for the dev team in the room. Off-shore, please go ahead with your standups.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23674889)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag

Team leader to everyone joining: "Helloooowwww. Who just joined?"

New Participant: "Hi. This is Ken from Latham"

Team leader:"Who do you represent?"

New Participant (Ken): *Junior associate sitting in for partner* "Ahhh...Barclays?"

Barclay's Lawyer: "Sorry Ken. We are repping Barclays."

New Participant (Ken): "Just one second. I am sitting in for Partner ____. I think we are repping UBS."

UBS' Lawyer: "Nope. That is us here at Cahill. I think you are repping Citadel."

New Participant (Ken): "Yea, that sounds right."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761453)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Aquamarine turdskin

lol wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761483)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag

It just happened on a conference call I am on. Parties have been changed. I felt bad for the dude, his voice was cracking a bit.

I think he is the one that forgot to put his phone on mute. There is light typing in the background.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761493)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761549)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: Charismatic death wish

Up until that last line, I was sure you were talking about in re LIBOR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761551)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag

Nope. Just a pretty standard/vanilla transaction conference call.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761562)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

Lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764283)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: primrose cuckold

old partner: "well, looks like we're waiting on John, we'll give him a few minutes"

*proceeds to have personal conversation with the one dood he knows while everybody else awkwardly listens and the most annoying lawyer on the entire call interjects occasionally as though he has anything to do with this*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761501)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag

lolol.

That happened to me once at the end of a conference call. I stayed on for another 15 mins in silence. I realized I was on the phone too long (in too deep) to say anything and interrupt the convo. They started talking about industry gossip: "X got the job as part of her severance package from Y." I guess X and Y had an office romance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761537)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: primrose cuckold

I don't know how many times this has happened to me. The worse is when I'm with a partner in the room on speakerphone and we both just have to sit their awkwardly in silence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23761546)



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Date: November 27th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university

1. this is why you always hang up and call back if you want to discuss anything after a call.

2. that is hilarious, i've been in both situations. where you don't want to click off because they'll hear the beep and go WTF? and where i've gone to take a leak, come back and been like oh fuck it and clicked off and wondered what the dudes thought when they heard the beep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24523643)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764601)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: apoplectic frum laser beams

Overly careful guy slowly pronouncing for the conference service recording:

"Duh-ave John-son"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23764595)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Pea-brained Haunted Graveyard

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25901474)



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Date: August 1st, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: bonkers garrison therapy

Biz guy: *Um, I think the lawyers can hop off now. We need to discuss some business points*

(fails to get off because he is getting something off the printer)

Biz guy thinking its just biz people: *So, just so everyone knows, this deal isn't closing for a month at least. But lets just keep the lawyers working so we can get the paperwork done and stop the meter running. Agreed?*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23765825)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

tbf, the lawyers know this the whole time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808285)



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Date: August 6th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: supple home



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23793967)



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Date: August 8th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

Hello, who just joined? (Ayman al Zawahiri)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#23802845)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24137238)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed partner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148694)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university

Praise be!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148925)



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Date: October 1st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

How?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24148932)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: drab private investor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218622)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 9:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating Rigpig Pozpig

180000

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24218628)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: lascivious magenta school cafeteria nowag

Partner: Hey guys. Thanks for hoping on this call. As we last discussed, we need to get the SEC to respond to us asap.

Client: Yea, is there a way you can get them to speed up the process?

Partner: I am not sure. They are being real niggardly with their time.

Client: Yea, damn n_ggers!!

Partner: Ahhh....that is not what I said.

(Note: I am against racism, so I edited the word.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236570)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: sexy round eye

holy shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236582)



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Date: October 15th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: ruby

shut up... this didn't happen!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24236654)



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Date: October 16th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24244915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 6:53 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

BEEP

(Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) has joined the conference.

-Um, hello?

-Yes, this is (Plaintiff's Counsel's Name) I was just going to listen if that's okay? HAHA GUYS!! It's just me, Josh (3rd-year), wouldn't it be crazy if he joined our call? Haha.

-Moving on....

[True story]

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491101)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Copper tattoo idiot

ONE WRONG MOVE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491442)



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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university

I would literally think that bro was crushing bong hits right before that idea popped into his head.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204267)



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Date: November 22nd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Saffron stage

Hello, you've reached the operator. May I please have the conference passcode, your name and the institution you represent?

Thank you, you will now be placed into conference.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24491438)



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored brindle university



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Date: November 28th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: carmine idea he suggested marketing idea

"2nd cousin"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24530330)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 2:57 PM
Author: amethyst titillating church

this may out me if anyone from my firm posts here but its so funny i had to share

*guy circulates dial-in number, accidentally mistypes one number*

*everyone dials in at the appointed time*

Sexy voice comes on:

"Hey baby, lookin for a good time? I may be young but I know my way around a bedroom.."

turns out the misplaced number caused us all to dial in to a hooker number LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618428)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Azure sinister brunch background story

LOLOLOL!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24618500)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 1:53 AM
Author: Floppy henna keepsake machete

that is 180 as fuk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24808283)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Charismatic death wish

I hope the first person to dial in did not immediately send a reply-all spoiling everyone else's surprise.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25125952)



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Date: January 21st, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: bonkers garrison therapy



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Date: January 24th, 2014 4:02 PM
Author: Garnet den

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYu_bGbZiiQ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24889280)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Copper tattoo idiot



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

"EVERYONE WILL HEAR MUSIC UNTIL THE HOST JOINS THE MEETING" *listens to elevator music for 20 minutes, transported by its serenity* *finally notices that he dialed wrong dial in*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972917)



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Date: February 7th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

"Hi, this is Phil."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#24972922)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 3:19 AM
Author: Iridescent Buck-toothed Puppy



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: nofapping chrome gaming laptop

Oh man, it's cold here. How's the weather where you are?

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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: deranged sick prole striped hyena

It's freezing here on the west coast too! I had to wear a light jacket!

*polite chuckles*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128868)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 6:24 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:01 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: 

*Hi everyone! This is shiteating lawyer #26. We got ANOTHER ice storm here in the south last night so I'm working remotely. Crazy! I'm ready for spring! Can everyone hear me ok on my blackberry? SORRY! THANKS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25128841)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scarlet brethren

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25130143)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:53 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: cerise ape

*beep goes off*

"did someone just join"

*silence*

"I think that was my email. Sorry."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25676290)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Electric heaven hunting ground

*Ask local counsel very basic question about documents sent days in advance SPECIFICALLY for this convo* ... ... *slience*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#25786396)



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Date: June 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: sexy round eye

http://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/480149468218548225

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: magical box office

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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:53 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:40 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:41 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:43 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:42 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:45 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:46 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:47 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:48 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:49 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:50 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2014 7:51 PM
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Date: August 25th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: obsidian trust fund

why did you do this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#26204111)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: avocado abode trump supporter

On a call where this was just said.

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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:20 PM
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*awkwardly attempts small talk about the pro sports teams of other call participants*

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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:56 AM
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*after mild kvetching about the weather*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365905)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 10:57 AM
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to anyone who actually cares who I am, this is the thread I (obviously) got my moniker from, and one of my old accounts poasted in it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2036602&forum_id=2#32365915)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 9:03 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Sex offender



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Date: July 21st, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: Sooty Sneaky Criminal Quadroon

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Date: June 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: stimulating associate



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