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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in ...
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/25/26
obviously biglaw
razzle pearly abode
  08/25/26
Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that ...
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/25/26
why the fuck would you care if youre in jail
razzle pearly abode
  08/25/26
(not an average or better associate)
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/25/26
...
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/25/26
HAHA ITS NEITHER ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCO...
flirting skinny woman brethren
  08/25/26
Any conjugal visits in either scenario?
Supple gunner
  08/25/26
You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of ...
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/25/26
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sepia judgmental pozpig boiling water
  08/25/26
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lex
  08/25/26
...
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/25/26
Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my pra...
twisted chad
  08/25/26
180
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/25/26
No media
wild heady karate meetinghouse
  08/25/26
What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law...
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/26/26
...
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26
Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af
wild heady karate meetinghouse
  08/26/26
180
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26
If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Si...
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/26/26
FTGE…
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26
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Territorial kitchen
  08/26/26
...
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26
Biglaw. I hate being bored.
Territorial kitchen
  08/25/26
How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or...
galvanic amber liquid oxygen
  08/26/26
...
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26
Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an ...
Territorial kitchen
  08/26/26
...
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26
How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be t...
twinkling titillating locus foreskin
  08/26/26
Cq
thirsty pearl address ladyboy
  08/26/26


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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?

(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.

(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092209)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: razzle pearly abode

obviously biglaw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092227)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092245)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: razzle pearly abode

why the fuck would you care if youre in jail

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092284)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

(not an average or better associate)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092369)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092994)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: flirting skinny woman brethren

HAHA ITS NEITHER

ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092230)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Supple gunner

Any conjugal visits in either scenario?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092235)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092249)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: sepia judgmental pozpig boiling water



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092279)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: lex



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092288)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092993)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: twisted chad

Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my practice group during zoom “meetings”? If not, option 1 and I’m getting jacked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093006)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093009)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: wild heady karate meetinghouse

No media

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093033)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law review articles in your spare time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094563)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094591)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: wild heady karate meetinghouse

Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094646)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094657)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Sitting on your concrete bed in the SHU? Not so much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094669)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy

FTGE…

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094672)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Territorial kitchen



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094990)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095440)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Territorial kitchen

Biglaw. I hate being bored.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093037)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: galvanic amber liquid oxygen

How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or above associate? If you don't, you're going to be really bored during the extra portion of your sentence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094598)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094599)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Territorial kitchen

Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an experienced attorney and will have no distractions. I'll also be very motivated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094989)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095441)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: twinkling titillating locus foreskin

How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be the far more boring option of the two?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095471)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: thirsty pearl address ladyboy

Cq

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095494)