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My portfolio was down 40% a month ago. Now down only 15% from ATH.
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes After Ken Griffin nuked that whacky Zoomer from Germany and took all of his billions it became legal to make money hand over fist again. I regrettably did not buy more of the dip. But feels like weeks away from a new ATH.
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: impressive hateful church I was down nearly 300k from ATH and now im only down like 150k
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Lol same. I'm actually probably even a little bit closer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073773) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: impressive hateful church im never selling for a year, it seems i may hvae lucked out and we cld be seeing a 30-40% QQQ boom which means ill clear 50% cause i have 250k chips (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073753) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Yeah it seems like it would be absolutely insane to even dream of selling for a year given the opportunity cost of missing gains. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073777) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: impressive hateful church im so furking hard, i only have like 70k left in non stooks but sorta wish i had put 50k of it in too (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073805) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Every dollar not in stonks is virtually wasted. Except because I'm retarded I have a few palettes of Pokémon cards too bc diversity! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073829) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: impressive hateful church i shld put rest in SPACEX (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073831) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes SpaceX will be the great stock miracle of 2026, 2027, 2028, or potentially post Tesla merger fren. This is not financial or legal advice. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073833) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: impressive hateful church i regret not buying moar, i shld have just kept buying down every $5 decline but XO maed fun of me for buying early (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073835) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes If it were easy to time the market, everyone would do it. I have a knack for buying at the top. I balance this out by not selling at the bottom. I call this "I may be impulsive, but I'm not a pussy" guide to investing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073840) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: impressive hateful church yeah im just gonna hold and inshallah i will maek up for many of my past retardations (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073852) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Hodling always wins in the long run unless it's Enron (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073894) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: impressive hateful church i have a decent cahnce of getting to 2m now but ill prob start selling at 1.6 and settle for 1.75, thats beyond furk u money (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073754) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes It's getting really crazy the amount of money that's pouring into this. My only hesitation is that I feel so for every bull run there's going to be another rug pull. Every time we see these crazy run ups there's gonna be a mini crash where boomers like Ken Griffin try and find the point of maximal pain to inflict on crypto bros and the over leveraged.
This most recent crash was some combo of oil shock, Iran War, interest rate hikes, inflation, and then the last 20% or so was just Citadel going fuck you I will fucking break you. And now that boomers "won" by wiping out the next generation once again it's like lol jk actually these stonks are worth trillions moar.
Jfc boomers. |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: impressive hateful church what crash nigga? iran war it was only a 13% drawdown from ATH for QQQ, and after it boomed back there's been two drawdowns like 7-8% from its new ATH. we havent had a 20% drawdown in ages
retards predicting this, even gorgeous tom lee is hedging saying they'll be a big drawdown but i think its backed in, we are going to the moon |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes All of the riskier chip stocks were down 40% or more. That Aschenbrenner bro who was turbo leveraged in AI and chip stocks was down 50-60%. I don't blame you for sticking to the Qs but there's another level of risk tolerance (not including options) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073801) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: impressive hateful church those chip stocks have mooned since then nigga, that chip downturn is so over i wish i had bought SOXL at arnd 100 its like 150 now (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073803) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Getting close to ATH brother. Almost whole! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073825) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:19 PM Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt) /r/wallstreetbets (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073804) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Lol, I never sold, never crashed out, never panicked, I'm in the black, and barreling towards a new All Time High fren!
But yes compare my strategy to the dozens of poas on here who completed melted down in the last two months. I even after an absurd amount of harassment convinced Tommy T to turn it around and now he's on his way to being a duomillionaire but yeah I don't know anything about stonks. AI is a bubble! |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: impressive hateful church if i get to 2m i will suck ur dick at will like i will buy a pager and u can press a bottom and i will immediately appear to suck ur dick and bhangra music will play in the background and huge lizards with plates of fresh juice will appear (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073832) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes I did really slap the shit out of you for like 2-3 months pretty relentlessly. I'm glad ur rich again fren. Ur a top poaster and it's been an honor being ur financial advisor. Modi take the wheel. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073836) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: impressive hateful church rofl i still furked up im down so much i shld be at 1.5m now im 15k from 1.3m rn
im retardd as shit i missed entire iran rally i even had 100k each SPY and QQQ i sold that for no reason i was so dumbjfc |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes It happens. I bought SanDisk at 2500 and it went down to like 1200. Crazy lol. I just didn't sell and now I'm OK. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073846) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: impressive hateful church nigga its at 1785, i bought near ATH too stupidly and im still down my cb is 1,641.11 oh actually now im almost even so inshallh this will go up 300%
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Ya idr exact numbers but it's not far off (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073897) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: yellow exciting genital piercing nursing home i bought TEAM at 137, held and DCAd down to sub $60, then sold at $105 for a slight profit only for it to moon a week later to $160 fml (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073864) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: impressive hateful church (Turdskin Investor Student) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073879) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073900) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Titillating useless brakes Lol never sell nigga (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894136&forum_id=2#50073898) |