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I’ve officially been retired for 3 months today. I should have done this soone
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:36 AM Author: dirte (officially retired) It’s peak laziness and its totally acceptable.
I try and start each day doing something I don’t want to do. Some days that means replacing a storm door, and others that means emptying the garbage or going on a dump run. Then, the rest of the day I do whatever I want, free of guilt. I have no stress.
I still want to go sailing one day, but for now I’m trying to get my kids out of high school. Three more years until my youngest graduates. Then, I might have something to write about. |
Date: November 12th, 2026 3:40 AM Author: high-testosterone warfighter ((zurich is stained)) Hey brother. You still dating that fat girl? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252336) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:53 AM Author: dirte (officially retired) Married now. She sold her house and retired too. We paid off “our” house and have no debt. She’s got her teacher’s pension. Life is good. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252342) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 6:12 AM Author: AZNgirl last girl on Earth not sexing Jensen Huang How fat is she? Can u still sex her?
I cldnt marry a fattie but I'm gay and everyone hates me |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Historical American (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253126) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: high-testosterone warfighter ((zurich is stained)) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253187) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) She’s not obese, but she’s certainly not skinny. She doesn’t have fat candles or wrists, it’s mostly midsection/tits. I don’t think either of us are physically attracted to each other. We’re both aligned with our future goals and plans. Second marriages and dating in your 40s/50s is much different than when you’re younger. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253192) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Historical American Why is it different? Your future goals seem to be sitting around the house smoking weed. You can find a 20 year old who wants to do this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253215) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:48 AM Author: lawyer making laws Do you still live in bumfuck Alaska? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252339) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:54 AM Author: dirte (officially retired) Yes
I’ll probably winter in the Caribbean or SEA once the kids are out of the house though. I’m getting really sick of the winters. I wouldn’t want to spend a summer and fall anywhere else though. |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:55 AM Author: lawyer making laws Isn't that a long ass flight? Do you get strange or are you faithful to fat wife? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252345) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 4:01 AM Author: dirte (officially retired) I’m faithful. I hate 99% of women (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252349) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 4:01 AM Author: lawyer making laws 18000000000000000 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252350) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:52 AM Author: AZNgirl last girl on Earth not sexing Jensen Huang its 180, i woke at 115pm today, didnt care
wanked. drank 2 cups coffee. nigga threaded a little. wanked again
now its almost 4pm and i havent eaten, havent gone outside. dont really care.
cld do this until i die, dont care what anyone thinks furk it. working for kikes is demonic but mots ppl are such goy lemmings they pretend to enjoy it |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:54 AM Author: lawyer making laws Rate me as a poster. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252344) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 4:14 AM Author: AZNgirl last girl on Earth not sexing Jensen Huang 176 mikes apartment brings back memories of my childhood, they wld have some sexxxy EE bitches and i sorta believed it was real, they really were furking for a free apt or something. i wanted to beleive it was true, it was sorta like beleiving santa is real as a child
dat child is det today |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: No Paye No Gain That slav poster gf really is fucking for a real apartment.
Dinesh’s Apartment |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:56 AM Author: dirte (officially retired) 180 brother. I woke up early today, but went back to bed and woke up around 2 pm. It’s now almost midnight, I took a marijuana about 4 hours ago, and I’m on the verge of falling asleep and doing all over again. I have to get up early and drive to shithole Anchorage because my dotter is playing in the state volleyball tournament.
I can’t imagine slaving away at a JOB ever again. |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 3:59 AM Author: lawyer making laws (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252347) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 4:13 AM Author: AZNgirl last girl on Earth not sexing Jensen Huang i shld have gotten into weed and drugs though thats hard in asia
i wish at least i cld get shisha but the NOWAGs banned it in viet
when i go to nepal ill have shisha everyday its like $3 its retarded i get so high off that feel so relaxed like i cld just rape a lizard non stop |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) I have to google shisha
EDIT: It’s just tobacco? |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Historical American How often do you shag the missus (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253121) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) More than I want. I’ve turned into Al Bundy: “Ahhh Peg, we had sex last year!” (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253125) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Historical American I can't imagine a day of my life where I didn't want screw over and over. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253129) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) I never thought so either. I was once a prolific horndog too. My entire existence was devoted to getting random strange. It’s not that I don’t want it, I just don’t want to put in the effort to cheat and as I get older it’s less of a necessity. Getting old sucks. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253174) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Historical American Yeah cheating is a real bummer. I crack when I see the disappointment in their eyes. I was never any good at not caring. If I love a bitch I will be loyal out of duty.
That being said if I were Jensen Huang I 100% would have cheated on that old bag of a wife and I would have done it way more often and gotten caught ways sooner.
There's a reason rich and powerful men cheat. Because they can and they can get away with it. Like Dave's Grohl. What's his wife going to do? You married a rock star.
It sounds like what's really holding you back is you're not rich and famous enough. But if girls were throwing themselves at you, you probably would be the same dirtbag as the rest of us. |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 7:20 AM Author: Henry Bronco Brother, respectfully, a soulless lonely existence wandering the bedbug ridden hostels of the downtrodden bits of the globe drinking alcoholic juices and ranting online as the prions spread in your brain is very different from the wholesome retirement that dirte has earned himself. You didn’t retire you fell off the track and if anything the best thing you could do would be to get back in and rebuild a life while there’s still time before you die alone in a Vietnamese hospital room in five years as a tranny nurse you’ve never met named Phuc Yun Gos rifles through your meager belongings. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252381) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 8:14 AM Author: AZNgirl last girl on Earth not sexing Jensen Huang its already over saar, nothing i can do abt it anymore (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252474) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: NeumannMorgenste Brother, there’s always hope.
Enlist in Skadden. |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Historical American (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253124) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Poastrad4mus (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253148) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 4:53 AM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) well done, lad. I don’t think I would ever want to do that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50252358) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) I hear that a lot. Mostly from my former coworkers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253109) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 8:25 AM Author: cowgod Im LeanFIRE and spend time making Games.
OP you are Gen X filth and I pay your fake disability when I buy Treasury Bonds. |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) Thank (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253107) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface How much overage relative to expenses did you retire with? And are you doing stocks + a little cash, stocks and bonds and cash, or something different? Overall, what kind of withdrawal rate are you targeting? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253122) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: dirte (officially retired) We have no debt/mortgage. We’re living off her $3,700 pension, my $4,600 VA disability check/healthcare, and starting in January, I’ll draw an additional $7,500 a month from my IRA (penalty free since I’m permanently and totally disabled). Which is crazy. We don’t even spend all of our pension checks. Literally zero reason to continue working. Also, If I get approved for SSDI that’s an extra $4,000 per month. That takes a few years though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5921624&forum_id=2#50253145) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface That's awesome. Why withdraw the 7500/month if you already have a surplus? Or are there obvious things you're looking to level up?
I'm going to pull the plug sometime between July of 2028 and March 2029, unless forced to retire sooner or crypto moons before then and I sell some off. I'll be targeting a ~7k/month budget even though a 3% withdrawal rate should support a bit more than that. I just don't really have shit I want to buy
But if the value of my account keeps going up, I'll ratchet spending up because I also don't want to die with a fuckload of money |