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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
Erotic area headpube
  08/14/26
Lol
Tripping light psychic field
  08/14/26
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Adventurous patrolman
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
Erotic area headpube
  08/14/26
cq
Cruel-hearted Newt University
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
Clear kitchen wrinkle
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
Erotic area headpube
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Adamo Tuti
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Umber alcoholic telephone
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
Adventurous patrolman
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Internet-worthy Son Of Senegal
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
At-the-ready cerise ticket booth
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
self-centered orchestra pit
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
Erotic area headpube
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Umber alcoholic telephone
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Submissive effete old irish cottage shrine
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
tan outnumbered associate locale
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
Erotic area headpube
  08/16/26
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  08/16/26
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  08/16/26
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Histrionic church building
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Excitant boltzmann
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
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Scarlet point
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Slippery garnet goal in life church
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Slippery garnet goal in life church
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
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  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Slippery garnet goal in life church
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
diverse ultramarine box office
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Tripping light psychic field
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
Clear kitchen wrinkle
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Erotic area headpube

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Tripping light psychic field

Lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Erotic area headpube

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Newt University

cq

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Clear kitchen wrinkle

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Erotic area headpube

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Umber alcoholic telephone

180 political ad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Adventurous patrolman

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Son Of Senegal

Very Trumpian

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready cerise ticket booth

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: self-centered orchestra pit

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Erotic area headpube

Sup, Ken

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Umber alcoholic telephone

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Submissive effete old irish cottage shrine

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: tan outnumbered associate locale

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Erotic area headpube

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: diverse ultramarine box office



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Brilliant beady-eyed dog poop institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Histrionic church building



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Excitant boltzmann

I’m voting for him even harder now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Richard Ames

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Scarlet point



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Slippery garnet goal in life church

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Slippery garnet goal in life church

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: sienna dysfunction whorehouse

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Slippery garnet goal in life church

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine box office

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Tripping light psychic field

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Clear kitchen wrinkle

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073136)