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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
Cocky unhinged skinny woman personal credit line
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
Spectacular kitchen
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
Spectacular kitchen
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/22/07
you're funny
Spectacular kitchen
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
Spectacular kitchen
  01/22/07
wtf?
Hideous double fault
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
curious medicated theatre striped hyena
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
avocado cerebral field
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
submissive tanning salon
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
Deranged Irradiated Resort Faggotry
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
Deranged Irradiated Resort Faggotry
  01/25/07
Same here.
Pink twisted meetinghouse goal in life
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
submissive tanning salon
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
Multi-colored dilemma
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
Trip State Feces
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
avocado cerebral field
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
avocado cerebral field
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
avocado cerebral field
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
charismatic frozen theater stage
  01/25/07
west
avocado cerebral field
  01/25/07
...
sienna blood rage
  04/17/07
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fragrant set ladyboy
  10/27/07
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abnormal jet-lagged main people
  03/02/08
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Pink twisted meetinghouse goal in life
  11/03/08


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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Cocky unhinged skinny woman personal credit line

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Spectacular kitchen

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Spectacular kitchen

but why train your nipples like that?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Spectacular kitchen

you're funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)



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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)



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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Spectacular kitchen

dude....amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)



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Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Hideous double fault
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)



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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: curious medicated theatre striped hyena

What happened with your school situation?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: avocado cerebral field

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)



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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: submissive tanning salon

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Deranged Irradiated Resort Faggotry

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Deranged Irradiated Resort Faggotry

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)



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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: Pink twisted meetinghouse goal in life

Same here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: submissive tanning salon

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

OK, I'll try.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored dilemma

please seek professional help.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)



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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Trip State Feces

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: avocado cerebral field

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

Yeah, why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: avocado cerebral field

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

Are you a law student?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: avocado cerebral field

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: charismatic frozen theater stage

cool. Are you on West or North?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: avocado cerebral field

west

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)



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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: sienna blood rage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: fragrant set ladyboy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: abnormal jet-lagged main people



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)



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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: Pink twisted meetinghouse goal in life



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)