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ITT: Your old man's drink of choice and shit he taught you.
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Date: October 30th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:07 AM Author: wonderful amber trailer park Wild Turkey
When I was little he made me learn to play the piano. "You'll play it until you're 80 and long term, you'll get more and better women to fall in love with you."
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the piano gotten you? Cut the shit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838344) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:51 AM Author: wonderful amber trailer park It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singing duets with me but I think that most of the women I've slept with were into me at first glance because I could play. When I was a teenager I'd play at house parties when there was a piano around and I'd have a blast. Everyone has a good time and when you make a good time for everyone, women pay attention. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838368) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:41 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency I could buy that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838491) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 12:03 AM Author: bull headed irradiated gaming laptop drink: Dewar's on the rocks.
Advice: Don't marry the first girl you sleep with (this was the day before college at the dining room table). Great advice, as it turns out. He missed the first girl by a few years, though. |
Date: October 31st, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Learning disabled zippy indian lodge 1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Get your entire body into the punch. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Maize tanning salon legend most underappreciated post of the day! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835641) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency indeed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837486) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:35 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR for about 2 weeks freshman year and then I quit being a poor nigger. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837428) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:37 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL about ten. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838487) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:39 PM Author: Learning disabled zippy indian lodge lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858476) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:22 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend fucking. awesome.
just drank a pbr.... |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:05 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market I'm going to pick some up at the store. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841039) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:16 AM Author: adulterous out-of-control office roast beef Johnny Walker neat.
always meet a woman's family before you decide whether you want to marry her. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:19 AM Author: Cyan Maniacal Fortuitous Meteor so you can see whether her mom is fat? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834269) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM Author: adulterous out-of-control office roast beef and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters (like my aunts) or degenerate brothers (like my uncle). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837867) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:17 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend dos equis lager (though hardly ever)
he did his teaching at school, not at home.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:09 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Mexican? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838416) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:49 AM Author: Naked Lascivious Affirmative Action Factory Reset Button Bud.
You have your the rest of your life to work hard, enjoy high school and college. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:50 AM Author: Provocative primrose kitty fanboi 1) bourbon, neat
2) The day I set foot on that beach in Normandy, I never wished more that there was a god in heaven, and I was never more certain that they wasn't. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:20 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend lulz (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833922) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:44 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Your dad is Robert Duvall? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834121) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:52 AM Author: Umber stage 1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie
2.if you're at a poker table and you can't tell the 2 best players and the 2 worst within 5 hands, then the table is out of your league. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:54 AM Author: adulterous out-of-control office roast beef Rusty Nails are delicious. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833837) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie. i gotta be careful cause you can get fuct up quick that way. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833878) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:08 PM Author: stirring area pisswyrm 50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839153) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:49 AM Author: misunderstood flesh striped hyena brethren Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything else in it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834185) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:09 AM Author: lurid anal narrative as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remember me by (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834250) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:22 PM Author: greedy national security agency no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it's quite considerate of you to provide the TTT's info on what a it consists of (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834559) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM Author: territorial sick university place of business your father is Satan? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837870) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:08 AM Author: contagious orchestra pit teetoaler hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a total overreaction to his dad hence my hedonism |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 5:09 AM Author: sticky swashbuckling ladyboy scotch and water
my dad gave me the "find your bliss" talk when i was 14. i was stoned at the time, and after the big payoff-- "so, son, find your bliss"-- i just sat there silent for a few seconds before busting out laughing. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 5:10 AM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan nice! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834061) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 PM Author: vibrant ceo And then the background of your living room pulled up like a curtain and EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:27 AM Author: Appetizing scourge upon the earth decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with dinner)
no big life lessons. he knows a lot of history and trivia, so i learned that sort of stuff from him |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:34 AM Author: sapphire background story cuckoldry Chivas with a drop of water
Don't get a girl pregnant, don't make any life decisions based on a girl, tons and tons of sports advice. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:37 AM Author: multi-colored electric furnace gaping Bud.
Make a lot of money and save most of it.
Obviously I didn't listen... |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:12 AM Author: Dashing pistol Amstel Light
Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in life will follow |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:18 AM Author: Slap-happy marvelous crackhouse malt liquor.
he taught me that "if they don't catch you, it's not cheating." then he gave me a milkshake to drink in the parking lot of the motel while he had a quickie with his boss's wife. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:22 AM Author: Sooty community account My dad did that too. Its true. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834148) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM Author: Learning disabled zippy indian lodge sup dog. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834151) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 AM Author: Sooty community account what's up? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834296) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM Author: Slap-happy marvelous crackhouse the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we were wrestling naked to see who got to kiss mom. i cheated and won! afterwards mom made me a milkshake. but dad got the second place prize: he got to kiss his hawt daughter, my sister Elektra. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834155) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:28 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834160) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 AM Author: Sooty community account Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him first. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834161) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:30 AM Author: Slap-happy marvelous crackhouse mom did. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834164) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 AM Author: Sooty community account Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touch. "Dad, can't I just suck on mom's tits a while?" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834166) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 AM Author: Slap-happy marvelous crackhouse thanks for the mental image, xoxo! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834168) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry You're welcome. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834169) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:36 AM Author: Sooty community account My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Sorry to do it to you, kid. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM Author: Sooty community account And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a beautiful story and I'm sure it will get you laid, and not, I might add, by your mom. Hope that makes you feel better. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834225) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:12 PM Author: Sooty community account This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comments look pointless instead of inspired.
for those at home, he won at some competition with his dad and his dad bought him an ice cream to celebrate. he then later observed that its not like they were wrestling naked. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:32 PM Author: Slap-happy marvelous crackhouse sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny - too funny - but i didn't want that memory being so openly pwn3d. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834603) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM Author: sticky swashbuckling ladyboy that's awesome. ty. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834156) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 AM Author: Cyan Maniacal Fortuitous Meteor that approach is the only credited way to raise a man. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834291) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:51 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan *waits for AK47* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835191) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:49 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836981) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market Me too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854654) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 10:02 AM Author: Sooty community account He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that when he did it would be special. Then when he finally beat his dad at something when he was a kid, his dad took him out for a milkshake to celebrate. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859688) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM Author: Sooty community account Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches.
My dad taught me to fight for what you believe in and accept the consequences of doing so. Also, do the right thing and don't be a politician. Basically terrible advice for any aspiring lawyer. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:48 PM Author: Maroon Location Puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836645) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry 1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer
2. Don't hire anyone to do something for you that you couldn't do yourself (i.e. if you don't understand what you're paying for, you're probably getting ripped off).
As you can see, my dad has a bit of a survivalist mentality. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Sooty community account There's layers to your onion, theo. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834167) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:45 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834177) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:50 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep several months' worth of food in my house. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834190) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the stores, the vast majority of people would be straight up fucked. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834199) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:37 AM Author: Soul-stirring white library codepig coca-cola classic
Start investing early, don't spend beyond your means, own your own land, retire early. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:06 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Mormon. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837560) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:11 AM Author: disgusting crotch regret no caffeine for Mormons. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838279) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:06 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Misconception. No hot caffeine. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839493) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:59 PM Author: Soul-stirring white library codepig Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities of many men on my father's side of the family, so a lot of them had to give it up. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844602) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:41 AM Author: Charismatic Sable Stag Film coffee
you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to get it started. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM Author: Sooty community account Wow, the wire really is your daddy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834207) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:04 AM Author: Charismatic Sable Stag Film he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down the hallmark card path so i didn't want to contribute (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834238) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM Author: Sooty community account don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid above. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834241) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:57 AM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market ty. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834365) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:47 AM Author: misunderstood flesh striped hyena brethren Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a beer? I seem to remember that name)
Taught me to play fiddle and bass guitar so I could help out with the band he had while I was growing up. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM Author: Charismatic Sable Stag Film and how to roll a tight fattie? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834220) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM Author: misunderstood flesh striped hyena brethren Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834234) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market Pimm's No. 1
How to hide your homosexuality from your wife for 28 years. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM Author: Sooty community account lulz (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834209) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM Author: bronze wild macaca 1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice? 2.) never trust anybody |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:54 AM Author: Odious nibblets Courvosier
Absolute power corrupts absolutely |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Your dad is Henry Kissinger? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834219) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM Author: Sooty community account If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been "Absolute power is absolutely awesome. P.S. Bomb Cambodia unless you like visiting Europe." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834229) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:07 AM Author: Odious nibblets nothing similar (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834245) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM Author: Razzle Yellow Set 1. Old English 2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM Author: Sooty community account I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unless he drank Old English and taught you about the mysteries of lemonade's enduring popularity. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834239) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 AM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market Valuable lesson indeed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834363) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:40 PM Author: chartreuse hall is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835724) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:23 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus "I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis"
You're Goddamn right it is Guru. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:14 AM Author: brilliant native love of her life 1. Bottles 2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 AM Author: violent demanding keepsake machete JW Black
Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if you don't know what you're talking about. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:00 PM Author: rough-skinned cordovan windowlicker 1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He used to let me have some of it when I was little and my mom wasn't looking. I guess I was a lush from day one.
2.Lots of stuff that I never listened to. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:03 PM Author: alcoholic overrated whorehouse marketing idea 1. Clorox
2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do the abortion yourself |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market Apparently he wasn't very good at it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834511) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM Author: chest-beating wine shitlib lay White wine.
Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep your elbow in on the J. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:08 PM Author: rough-skinned cordovan windowlicker your dad sounds like a classy guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834517) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM Author: chest-beating wine shitlib lay Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's something of a hardass so I guess it balances out.
You get a chance to upload those pics yet...? I'll trade you, the Halloween pics of me & my girl came out surprisingly well, considering how drunk we were. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:06 PM Author: Shivering garnet preventive strike 1. Christian Moerlein 2. Being organized is way, way overrated. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM Author: Dead Stock Car (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834523) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:13 PM Author: Green immigrant space scotch and soda
"You mustn't allow yourself to become ordinary." |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:30 PM Author: greedy national security agency scotch and soda
how to choose good whisky, cigs, and cigars; to be a fan of teh cowboys, rockets, astros; and good advice on chicks in general (don't get them preggers, don't let bitches interfere with decisions, etc.) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:39 PM Author: snowy doobsian piazza party of the first part Macallan scotch - 18 yrs
Taught me about EBITDA and how to maximize wealth. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:45 PM Author: Comical State The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does, it's probably michelob or some kind of cheap red wine.
The advice he gave me was 1. Nothing is more valuable in life than peace of mind (in other words, be very very risk averse); and 2. You can't get rich quickly, but you can get rich slowly (so invest, but only in low-risk mutual funds); and 3. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Not probably. It is. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: Maroon Location Puppy Your dad sounds like a loser. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836649) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:54 PM Author: Soul-stirring white library codepig Probably just a jew. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836672) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:18 PM Author: mildly autistic main people home Milwaukees Best
various random manly things i chose to not pay attention to and could use some of that knowledge now (i.e. Car stuff)
Buncha stuff about working hard and saving your money etc.
basically ive ignored all his logical advice and im a 23 year old out of control broke party animal
hes not pleased |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:19 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834985) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:44 PM Author: chartreuse hall lulz (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835746) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:23 PM Author: Supple Rusted Milk 1. Scotch, basically.
2. Don't make excuses, especially if it's to cover up laziness or half-assed effort. People will backstab and be generally evil fucks if it gets them ahead at your expense, and they will not have a single doubt in their mind that they did the right thing. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish they had been. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835132) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM Author: Supple Rusted Milk A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership serving a local base of clients, and my dad wanted to split and go independent, taking about half of the clients who had come in through him. The partner was very amicable and understanding at the time and it went smoothly. Within a few months, though, the ex-partner had started slandering him in order to getting a bunch of the clients to jump back, which fucked over my dad's effort to start his own company, and he lost a shitload of money. He's done better, but it was a huge financial hit which killed any chance he has of retiring before like age 70. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835227) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:34 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan 1. Negro Cognac
2. Snitches get stiches |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan your pappy was wise (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835097) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:51 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site AK47? Is that you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836988) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:35 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe 1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into trouble when they do).
2. How to change a tire/change the oil in a car.
3. The absolute wrong way to parent.
4. Be ambitious, lest I turn out like him. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan plz give details re: 3. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835100) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:37 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfilled, takes it out on everyone else by belittling/undermining them constantly. Don't think that's "good dad" behavior and I always keep it in mind when I want to go on a tirade against my own kid.
Nothing too exciting. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan what's his profession? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835116) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:40 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on this board.
I hate this question, I think it's rude. I don't want to be tarred by my family's lack of motivation/ambition, so I never answer it. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a background makes ones own accomplishments more impressive. my family is certainly not rich, though i spose it is fairly accomplished. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835133) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:44 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the world don't matter if you don't have any ambition."
He realizes now that he should have put his brains to use and I think he's angry about it. I watched a documentary on poors and their spawn who escaped the poors lifestyle (not that's he's poor, he's fairly well off), and the poors were telling their kids who wanted an education "don't get above your raisin'."
This is the way he thinks. My accomplishments are like some kind of personal affront to him. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:46 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money?
that's fuct that he resents your accomplishments. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:48 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, but not the Joseph P. Kennedy kind, unfortunately.
No, he's just a very hard-working, bluecollar who invests wisely.
Well, I don't speak to him anymore, so it's not that big of a deal. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most standards. but i spose he wishes he had moar prestige. he should become a buddhist.
talk to your mom? |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badgering me to get saved (after spending all of her post-divorce years partying and going through one boyfriend after another).
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:13 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblings? do they talk w/them? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835333) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives during the holidays.
My brother doesn't speak to him either. My sister does on occasion, but she's desperately been trying to be daddy's girl since day 1. I keep telling her it's a waste of time, but what can I say? Daughters want fathers.
I just don't want one bad enough. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:03 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus is your materially older than you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836732) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836753) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus i meant to ask about your husband's age. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836786) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:19 PM Author: Drab stead sweet tailpipe Oh. He's three years younger.
I know everyone says girls marry men like their fathers, by my husband is the polar opposite. Any time any guy I dated acted even remotely like my dad, that was the end for me. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:43 PM Author: Hairraiser Flushed Spot coors light or single malt scotch
don't pay other people to do things that you can do yourself |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:53 PM Author: Stubborn pit antidepressant drug 1. Scotch and Soda 2. press the 6 and the 8
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:41 PM Author: ruddy soggy national hominid Lone Star
Management is full of shit.
Also, Never get rich working for someone else. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:43 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend 1. sam adams
2. women just dont understand |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend 1) rye on the rocks
2) don't work too hard. enjoy life. |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 11:15 PM Author: Topaz insane plaza Jesus Christ.
I thought I was the only person who drank that. Guess I'm still the only person under 40 though |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:50 PM Author: Amethyst Abode 1.)mad dog 20/20 2.)never let anything slide |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus your old man sounds awesome (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836660) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:53 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site What sorts of things did he not let slide? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836993) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 PM Author: Amethyst Abode you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837187) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM Author: honey-headed impertinent jew nursing home 1. he never drinks at home
2. appearances matter |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:57 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus i think he was making a pass at you. hth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836687) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:59 PM Author: honey-headed impertinent jew nursing home ty. that explains a lot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836704) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836713) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can still hear his screams... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836684) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus link? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836685) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:32 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Please. What kind of fucking post is that? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837883) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:02 PM Author: bateful parlour 1. PBR 2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like we used to in the good old days. There aren't as many harmless fields to drive off into. Nowadays it'll likely be someone's house. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 AM Author: wonderful amber trailer park Ty, Iarfed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838140) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM Author: painfully honest vivacious dog poop 1. Vodka straight.
2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times your size. :-( |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Amethyst Abode 3 times? how puny are you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837195) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen 1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someone you had better be willing to kill them. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836779) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus what's stroh's? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836793) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:15 PM Author: painfully honest vivacious dog poop beer (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836805) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:17 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company
in the old days it was made from Detroitttt River water |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:22 PM Author: At-the-ready low-t queen of the night 1. Bud Dry
2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up! |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:31 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Jap Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night
Always told me it didn't matter what I did, how much $$ I made, or what kind of legacy I left behind...as long as I'm happy and it's what I want then go for it. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:00 PM Author: Buff Chapel I hope you don't believe any of that crap. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837028) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:55 PM Author: vibrant ceo 1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people really love each other, they make love. Have you ever heard someone say the word "fuck"? Well, it means to have sex. (that was the whole thing) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836999) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:02 PM Author: nubile theater ape Brevity is the soul of wit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837045) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 PM Author: Amethyst Abode proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837209) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:17 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend your dad is pretty freaking awesome. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837123) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:20 PM Author: vibrant ceo He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister got a book showing all of the sexual organs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837135) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend i assume your mom took the lead with her? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837165) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 PM Author: vibrant ceo Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837178) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:15 PM Author: arousing slate kitty cat 1) Colt 45
2) Fuck white women |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:20 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen this is a great thread, lets keep it going.... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837352) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency tyvm (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837488) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:26 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus 1. Iron City 2. Real men don't wear plaid.
EDIT. And:
2b. If you get a choice between getting with a cheerleader and a girl that's hotter, always chose the cheerleader. For the rest of your life, you can always brag about the cheerleader. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:29 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen neither do dead men wear plaid. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837395) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:31 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus Real men also don't drive Hyundais. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837408) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who drove one was so flaming no closet would be big enough for him to be in. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837514) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 AM Author: adulterous out-of-control office roast beef the only people i know who drive them are lesbians. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837859) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:36 AM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen I thought the lesbos went for Subarus... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838927) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:40 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837677) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:27 PM Author: racy hairless new version 1) Michelob
2) don't get caught with your pants down. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down so you can sample their man-love first, you HIV drone. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837423) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:47 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency I lol'd. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837480) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:40 PM Author: Amethyst Abode thats pretty faggotty advice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837455) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen agreed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837468) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:39 PM Author: Navy Doctorate nice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761928) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus 1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown
2. The first time you meet another man, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake because you never get a second chance to make a first impression. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:50 PM Author: vibrant ceo That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837498) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency The post is keen social commentary. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837519) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus you got it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837593) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 AM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838311) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM Author: Amethyst Abode LULZ (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837528) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend 1. Any liquor on the rocks.
2. Black people are dangerous and not to be trusted, jewish people are cheap and not to be trusted, never hire a mexican or black at work because it ruins the dynamic you have going on and the other workers no longer feel comfortable, muslims are all liars but it's okay to do business with them if you go into negotiations with that fact in your mind, the only person you can trust in this life is yourself, etc. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the rocks" was rubbing alcohol. I think you got some of the fetal alcohol syndrome from your mon/sister. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837492) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:30 PM Author: Green immigrant space hi jew! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841142) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan 1. bud
2. tell people what they want to hear |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Talented Beta Hospital Headpube Gotta come clean here dooders:
Pint of Dimitri Vodka. Every fucking day for like 16 years. Bottle was gone by about 6pm.
Taught me this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg
CHORUS Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha! Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ain't seen a babe like this before He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh
Ha-ha now I've been known to gamble, take a little drink Then there's the night I had a fight and landed in the clink But now my rootin' tootin' days are done Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'cause I love my son
Oh CHORUS
Ha-ha I knew a lotta women when I was on the go They'd stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my dough But my wife Rosie ain't that kind Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine
<Instrumental-first two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!) <Instrumental-next two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!) <Instrumental-third two lines of CHORUS sung as (Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la) <Instrumental-seventh line of CHORUS (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ,ha)
I'm gonna do some braggin' up and down the town I'm walkin' into joints anew and passin' news around That me and Rosie got a son Though he's just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drum
Oh CHORUS
He-he's as tiny as a peanut yet I do declare Some day he'll look at me and say "Hey, how you doin' down there?" He'll be good-hearted like his Ma But I bet he'll be a lady-killer just like his Pa
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:08 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Did his liver hold out? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837572) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Talented Beta Hospital Headpube Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 packs a day also. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837596) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:22 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837625) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:37 PM Author: Talented Beta Hospital Headpube The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I think he used to box either recreationally or at a semi-professional level. But I've seen pictures back in the day and he was definitely cut up. He had me at 44 and the dooder now is what, 76? He's hanging on but knock on wood. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837666) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: 180 trust fund 1) sake bombs
2) White girls with asian guys |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen WGWAG forever. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837551) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Razzmatazz self-absorbed round eye rigor shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after
legality is all relative |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:02 PM Author: vibrant ceo your dad was definitely a Russian (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837546) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:04 PM Author: Razzmatazz self-absorbed round eye rigor haha, could it be more obvious?! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837552) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:24 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend awesome (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838601) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Russian. Without a doubt. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837550) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:44 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend 1) cans of Heineken 2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nice to girls and don't get any of them pregnant
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:31 AM Author: territorial sick university place of business 1) shandy (half beer, half soda water)
2) never have any bloody kids |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan are you kidding? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838318) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM Author: nubile theater ape wtf? who would drink that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy
That looks like some nasty shit. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 PM Author: blue laser beams kitchen its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you want to do something like play golf and drink in the oppressive heat.
my favorite are the bass and lemonade. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 AM Author: ruby electric friendly grandma rigpig 1. Lite beer
2. If you ain't first, you're last. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan blatant ricky bobby trolling. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838316) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 AM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office - Rainier
- Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't overfeed the fish. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:42 AM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan wtf is Ranier?
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:04 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or bathtub gin until you show me otherwise. Maybe your dad should've cut his balls off. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838399) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:25 AM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office The link works fine. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838458) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:55 PM Author: rebellious principal's office generalized bond Looks sweet. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322224) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:17 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838434) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:24 AM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838456) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:26 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend why? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838461) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838470) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:32 AM Author: blue laser beams kitchen Good for him. Probably better for you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838476) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:25 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838605) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:13 PM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or 13 to realize it, though. By then those things were in the past. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839175) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:21 AM Author: blue laser beams kitchen this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838443) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:22 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend tell us about your old man (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838445) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:27 AM Author: blue laser beams kitchen Haha alright..
1. Patron on the rocks with a lime.
2. Don't ever argue with a fool, because people from a distance can't tell which one of you is foolish.
No, I am not Mexican. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend how many would he throw back? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838471) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:31 AM Author: blue laser beams kitchen Generally about two or three on an average night. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838475) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:36 AM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency But not a Mexican, you say? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838485) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:54 AM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus th3y pr3f3r "chicano"
lol i typo'd this as "chicago" at first
ohhai jjc, ya ur city = dirty lik3 a m3xi |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM Author: blue laser beams kitchen i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839229) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 4:52 AM Author: chartreuse hall is your dad Jay-Z? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838551) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:21 PM Author: blue laser beams kitchen i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad had been telling me the same shit for years... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839214) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:27 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend awesome thread
1. miller
2. find what you love then figure out how to make money by it |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:31 AM Author: Amethyst Abode 2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate your dad too much for ruining your life by telling you that nonsense (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838611) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:34 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wouldn't work (immediately) if i'd loved social work, or something like it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838613) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:38 AM Author: hyperactive avocado stain 1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD 2.) my dad taught me to shut the fuck up |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 AM Author: nubile theater ape It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838973) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend 1. Heineken or Grey Goose. 2. Don't settle for a girl you can easily convince to go out with you; chase down the girl you think you can't get. If you can do that, you can do anything.
I thought he was being stupid with (2) but it turns out to be great advice. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: nubile theater ape If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned out differently. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838996) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:13 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and gunned for the hot cheerleader types. Once you're boning some ridiculously hot, nice, sweet girl you feel like you're king of the world. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838997) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Have you been watching Friday Night Lights? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839001) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:17 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb.
Related lesson: the world's a tough, unfair place. You can be the pussy getting fucked or the badass doing the fucking—your choice. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 AM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry I hate America. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839005) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend You must be French. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839010) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:29 AM Author: Aquamarine crawly house 1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 shot with dinner. Ie, drink every day, never get drunk.
2) Before I moved to the USA: "My father escaped the peasantry by going to high school. I escaped yokeldom* by going to university. You should proceed along similar lines."
* I don't really know an English equivalent to the word he used
I can't stand plum brandy. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM Author: nubile theater ape Where's your family from? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839050) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:35 AM Author: Aquamarine crawly house Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, don't want to out myself further. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839064) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:33 AM Author: Dead Stock Car you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is appreciated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839053) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM Author: Aquamarine crawly house ty, I like this board. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839056) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:27 AM Author: Drunken Aromatic Trump Supporter Useless Brakes i have fond memories of slivovica (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424894) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:33 PM Author: Aquamarine crawly house There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether they call it sliva, palinka, tsuica, etc. You can make it with just about any kind of fruit, eg, quince, grapes, etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426457) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM Author: Blathering Parlor steinlager
if a girl says she's on the pill, she is probably lying. dont eff up your life [like i did]. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM Author: nubile theater ape It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is completely cynical. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839055) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:36 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get wary when a girl insists she's on the Pill and wants you to cum in her? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839066) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:37 AM Author: nubile theater ape Oh fuck yes I do. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839072) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:52 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the smart play?
A girl said she didn't want me to wear a condom because it doesn't feel good for her. (1) Like I give a shit. (2) I am certain that's not true. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:53 AM Author: nubile theater ape So many people who think like me i guess. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839113) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:56 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend Great minds thinking alike, I guess.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:43 AM Author: Blathering Parlor hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this world based on that lie. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839087) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:50 AM Author: cobalt resort coldplay fan 1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers.
2. Be a professional. Save your money. There's more to life than working. Marry a Jewish girl. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:54 AM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry them. They're sluts. All of them are Godless whores. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839117) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:11 PM Author: Sooty community account I believe you mean G-dless wh-res. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839167) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM Author: gaped theater stage famous landscape painting so like your mom? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839230) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:43 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839413) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:17 PM Author: stirring area pisswyrm 1. Rusty Nail
2. "The true meaning of life is to leave your mark on the world, if only by influencing the life of another. If no one remembers you after you're dead, you squandered the gift God gave you, and you never really lived."
I've only come to realize later in life that #2, if construed broadly, can be easily satisfied by raping someone. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:18 PM Author: translucent razzle-dazzle box office *achieves meaning of life* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839198) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:20 PM Author: big-titted spruce lettuce 1) Jack on the rocks
2) Don't trust anyone, never show too much emotion.
I don't know if this advice is any good but it's what he taught me. Also, he always encouraged me to take a devil's advocate position with him while we were talking politics. Maybe that's why I'm in law school. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:24 PM Author: trip turquoise bawdyhouse cuck 1. Budweiser
2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed with caution. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:41 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus lame. i hope your old man gets cancer (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839409) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency keepin it real. ty. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839432) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:18 PM Author: trip turquoise bawdyhouse cuck He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839539) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:22 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Did he leave you his pancreas? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839555) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to punish you he gives you that since the survival rates fall to shit so fast after diagnosis. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839577) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site Wow. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839608) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Stepdad:
1. Thunderbird
2. Don't squeeze too hard or you'll ruin your nerve endings. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:56 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency wtf? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839461) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend 1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink. 2. Don't fight unless you have to, but if you fight, you better win. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:59 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus LOL @ "doing" pot.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus scotch rocks
don't cross the streams. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:58 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus 1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic 2. Always throw the first and last punch. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:01 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Your dad is an animal. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839476) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:03 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressive prick when it came to shit I really wanted.
It was great advice. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:04 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Where are you today? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839488) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after my Great Uncle) LR, Moot Court, UG Scholarship, LS Scholarship, Starting Big Law Next Fall, CGWBT.
soon to be Magna Cum Laude...
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:19 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry Meh. I'd rather be human. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839545) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:21 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend Tier 2? Good job.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM Author: spectacular magenta casino dingle berry A legacy, no less. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839573) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:03 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus indeed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840763) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:24 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839566) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:07 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus so? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840783) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:13 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a ttt school (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840807) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:54 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't as accomplished as me.
even if you were, you'll still never enjoy the prestige of studying in a library named for your family so shut the fuck up. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. hth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841000) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:59 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus not even close you white trash piece of shit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841021) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:06 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend who says i'm white? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841043) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:12 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus it is obvious. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841063) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site Best thread in a long time.
1. Oly
2. Never trust a Mexican. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus how do you feel about mexicans? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839597) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site Most of them are pretty decent folk. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839605) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: domesticated athletic conference locus trust them/ (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839610) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Buck-toothed clear deer antler boltzmann Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841047) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:15 PM Author: house-broken mint wrinkle 1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap 2. crackheads are indestructible |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Glittery Organic Girlfriend smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered mightily for it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841080) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:21 PM Author: Scarlet Passionate People Who Are Hurt Leroux Apricot Brandy.
He taught me not to be an elitist. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:38 PM Author: Green immigrant space it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elitist (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841179) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:41 PM Author: diverse gas station coffee pot 1. King Cobra
2. "The Club" can be defeated by taking a hacksaw to the steering wheel. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:13 PM Author: mewling laughsome halford I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfather on this one:
1.) any kind of bourbon
2.) Fighting etiquette and strategy: Avoid fights, but if you end up in a sticky situation throw a left-right-left combo with a left hook first and put your weight into it. It cost $300 to bond out of the Kern County jail so make sure you dish out your money's worth of a beating. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:33 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency I'd like to meet that guy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843454) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:57 PM Author: mewling laughsome halford He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Grapes of Wrath-type character. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843579) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:08 PM Author: wonderful amber trailer park he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844632) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:37 PM Author: mewling laughsome halford nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. even when he was an old man, before he got sick, i remember being stunned at how solid his biceps were from lifting crap out in the oil fields all day. hard to believe there used to be a productive working class in CA at one time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858470) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:30 PM Author: Beady-eyed shaky black woman center 1) almost never drank
2) taught me to be interested in sports |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM Author: talking psychic Coors
Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to check for diseases or something) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:02 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market lulz (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844610) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 12:30 AM Author: Yapping Canary Alpha Liquid Oxygen this is a classic, lets keep it going.... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854642) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: Filthy theatre pozpig 1. Jack on the rocks.
2. Smart people never have to tell anyone how smart they are. Everyone will already know.
Where ever you go, there will always be women. Don't let one get in the way of what you can do. |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:42 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market Your dad knew some shit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858486) |
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Date: November 17th, 2007 10:17 AM Author: mildly autistic main people home i really like the last one (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8905627) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Excitant crusty travel guidebook 1. Cheapest vodka you could find. 2. He basically gave me a bros before hoes speech as part of the sex ed when I was 12. |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 11:08 PM Author: blue laser beams kitchen Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858577) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market This thread is immortal. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858518) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 12:01 AM Author: concupiscible bipolar goyim knife Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though.
"The guys who talk the most about screwing are generally the ones who are doing it the least." Truer words were never spoke. |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 8:20 AM Author: heady dilemma Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859486) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:47 PM Author: Maroon Location Puppy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322166) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:48 PM Author: lime wagecucks garrison Solid bump. Classic thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322178) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:49 PM Author: exciting faggot firefighter Cosmopolitans
let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:52 PM Author: lime wagecucks garrison Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up with her shit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322207) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 11:08 PM Author: Topaz insane plaza LOL. nice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322301) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:53 PM Author: Topaz insane plaza Budweiser
"When there's gunfire, don't run, hit the floor."
"If you feel a burning sensation, you've probably been shot."
Think American Pie's Eugene Levy, but with a revolver and a boot knife. |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:57 PM Author: lime wagecucks garrison Was he in the service? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322234) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:58 PM Author: Topaz insane plaza Close. Cop.
He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but he used to give the most random advice to me and my friends.
He would also randomly show people weapons, which was no big deal in my family. He had this prized machete he used to love to show to people (he collects knives). It was funny to see some of my friends react. "You boys want pizza, oh and check out my machete when you're done there" |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:56 PM Author: galvanic jewess Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold.
Lesson: start your own business... preferably a cash business. |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 11:16 PM Author: Brass Reading Party 1. Rarely, if ever, drank.
2a. The only thing you can control is yourself 2b. Don't talk a lot . . . 95% of everything said in a given day is bullshit and unnecessary. |
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Date: February 14th, 2008 12:14 AM Author: High-end flickering brunch 1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic) 2. "He with the most options wins."
Also that who you choose to marry is the most important decision in your life. |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:36 PM Author: Navy Doctorate Your dad sounds like a square. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761917) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:15 AM Author: vigorous underhanded potus 1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller Lite + Crown Royal on weekends . Maybe a little pot here and there with friends. 2. Life is too short to drive the speed limit. Avoid getting into loud fights with women, just go outside in the shed and drink or go hang out with the neighbor and drink. Be a man of the people. Always pay your child support on time. Keep your oil changed. There's no shame in hitting a motherfucker if he deserves it. Respect the outdoors. |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 12:01 AM Author: Stubborn pit antidepressant drug "God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise again"? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441634) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 12:08 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Titillating Karate Death Wish Your dad sounds cool as fuck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441657) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:43 PM Author: Navy Doctorate best so far (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761944) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:05 PM Author: vigorous underhanded potus (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426329) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 2:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac bespoke son of senegal personal credit line 1. Busch 2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn how to rebuild a motor and you'll be a'ight. Little did he know I was a fag. |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 2:59 PM Author: coiffed pink mood therapy Bass Pale Ale
"Don't ever get into an argument with a woman-- you'll never win" |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 3:39 PM Author: Anal cracking field PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9427181) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:43 PM Author: Fragrant haunting site (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441548) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Navy Doctorate Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761071) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 8:31 PM Author: histrionic lilac mad-dog skullcap senate you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761421) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:27 PM Author: Navy Doctorate What are your other monikers? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761891) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 7:54 PM Author: Fluffy Jet Feces Volcanic Crater 1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD. 2. i can only recall two specific pieces of advice: "clothes don't make the man," which he told me when he didn't want to buy me jordans and when i left home he gave me a knife and said "if you ever have to use this, slash don't stab." in general, he was big on self-reliance (which basically meant doing things half-assed instead of asking for help) and letting me fuck up and learn my own lessons. |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 8:18 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market I'm pleased to see the return of this thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761362) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:34 PM Author: disrespectful unhinged corner messiness Prison wine
Don't get five DUIs.
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Date: June 28th, 2008 4:34 PM Author: azure newt sound barrier 1. Miller 2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't have when you're my age. |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 4:41 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market This thread is a Top Five ATG. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927864) |
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Date: August 25th, 2008 6:57 PM Author: Motley ticket booth indirect expression (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10097081) |
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Date: September 14th, 2008 1:07 PM Author: Duck-like flirting hunting ground market (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160026) |
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Date: September 14th, 2008 1:43 PM Author: mind-boggling tank 1) 24 Millers
2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it over to pick you guys up today."
Fucker. |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 10:44 PM Author: medicated point international law enforcement agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10212857) |