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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Nudist talking public bath
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Pale twinkling uncleanness kitchen
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Sick hyperventilating coffee pot organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Bateful Purple Idiot
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
harsh house-broken hell
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
concupiscible crusty hissy fit
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Pale twinkling uncleanness kitchen
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Nudist talking public bath
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
180 greedy crotch
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
bonkers bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Nudist talking public bath
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
charcoal resort deer antler
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Nudist talking public bath
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Pearl parlor filthpig
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Nudist talking public bath
  08/29/25
no
Pearl parlor filthpig
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Pumonymous
  08/29/25
...
Pearl parlor filthpig
  08/28/25
...
Pumonymous
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
yapping haunted graveyard nibblets
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
cyan laughsome stage circlehead
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
ebony becky
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
cyan laughsome stage circlehead
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
aqua degenerate weed whacker
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Burgundy Cuckold
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Sick hyperventilating coffee pot organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Nudist talking public bath
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Sick hyperventilating coffee pot organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
wow
harsh house-broken hell
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
cheese-eating incel library
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
hairraiser fantasy-prone multi-billionaire point
  08/29/25
...
Nudist talking public bath
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Nudist talking public bath
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
bipolar sanctuary pistol
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
maize stag film newt
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
french theater marketing idea
  08/29/26
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Nudist talking public bath
  08/29/26


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Pale twinkling uncleanness kitchen

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Sick hyperventilating coffee pot organic girlfriend

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Bateful Purple Idiot

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: harsh house-broken hell

immigration from North Africa is how

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: concupiscible crusty hissy fit

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Pale twinkling uncleanness kitchen

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: 180 greedy crotch

How about I Trojan your ass

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: bonkers bawdyhouse

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

Read up on the legend a bit more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: charcoal resort deer antler

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

cr. forgot about them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Pearl parlor filthpig

OP said US sports teams

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Pearl parlor filthpig

no

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Eat shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Pearl parlor filthpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: yapping haunted graveyard nibblets

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: cyan laughsome stage circlehead

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ebony becky

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: cyan laughsome stage circlehead

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: aqua degenerate weed whacker

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Burgundy Cuckold

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Sick hyperventilating coffee pot organic girlfriend

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Sick hyperventilating coffee pot organic girlfriend

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: harsh house-broken hell

wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating incel library

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: hairraiser fantasy-prone multi-billionaire point

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Nudist talking public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Nudist talking public bath

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary pistol

The Cleveland Commoduses

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: maize stag film newt

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: french theater marketing idea

But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Nudist talking public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)