Date: August 21st, 2026 12:31 PM Author: turquoise awkward field wrinkle
On a road trip in canada, go to nice lake side restaurant, young zoomer chick is wearing a bodysuit top (like a one piece swimsuit but regular fabric) and those ugly mom jeans they all wear. But she's really pretty in the face, great body up top (cant tell down below but probably great too) and insane tits. Big & perky.
Anyway we sit at a 4 person table but on the inside seats by the window so she really has to bend and reach to give us our drinks. I notice when she bends I get a great view of her tits, so I drink my water and then move it closer. She comes to fill it and has to bend and I stare at her tits. I see everything but the nipple. I think she noticed cause she switched to a new table and an old hag finished as our waitress.
Date: August 21st, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Filthy Blue Lodge Half-breed
tip the old hag the standard amount, but slip the young waitress ur number along with a $20 bill and as ur leaving wink at her and make ur hand into the shape of an old-style phone and mouth "call me" at her while ur wife is distracted managing the kids while trying to find something in her handbag