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Asked Asian chick at work if she could "get the Chinese govt to hook me up"
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| Richard Ames | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| potluck | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| Lucy Mercer | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 11/13/26 |
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| CapTTTainFalcon | 11/13/26 |
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| potluck | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: the White jensen huang I work with this Asian chick, early 30s, 6/10, pretty quiet, generic Asian face but decent body. We talk sometimes and she seems to like me. She always smiles when I make eye contact with her
Yesterday we were talking and I mentioned offhand that if she "knows anyone in the Chinese government," that I'm "available" to "help them out with anything they need." We work in computer stuff so I thought maybe I could give them our Salesforce data or something or whatever computer info it is that's valuable these days
She looked at me funny and said "what??" in a shocked and offended tone. I kind of panicked and said "well maybe you and I could start a romantic relationship too, like to make it plausible, so no one suspects anything. Or at least have sex a few times." She rolled her eyes and turned around and walked back to her desk
I was worried all day yesterday that I might get in trouble with HR for this but then she texted me this morning asking if I'm free to get tapas this weekend. I think it worked bros. I'm gonna be rich and able to achieve early retirement |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50255960) |
Date: November 13th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50255961) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: the White jensen huang (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50255971) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256040) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... True story of my golden retriever cluenessness (endearing sometimes evidently?): I kept running into this very cute and cheerful Vietnamese-American SoCal valley girl type outside of class who I had a freshman science lecture + lab with circa 2010, but I tried to keep it friendly and non flirty because I didn’t want to risk making it awkward for either of us in class if it didn’t work out or I just fumbled anything somehow etc
But then of course being my retardedly congenial self, she said hi to me at a bookstore I was browsing at and our longish chat led to exchanging numbers, quite awkwardly in a cute Hallmark romcom kinda way because we both tried to offer ours at the same time initially
I didn’t think anything of it because it seemed more like casual indirect flirting with a classmate you’ll never see again after the class together with different majors on a big UC campus, so I didn’t have any non-PG thoughts when she texted me 10 minutes later: “wanna be fb?”
My literal unironic reaction which she loved bringing up in non-PG contexts for the rest of the semester: “you mean facebook friends?” 😋 |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: the White jensen huang lol gotta play it cool at first i think that was the right call tbqh imho (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256005) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... Cr 100%, hence the genuine shared playfulness turning into unironically perfect foreplay for the “study partner” situation (we both got good grades in the class despite quite literally never talking about the class at all when we’d get together) 😹 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256010) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: the White jensen huang (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256156) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256158) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Richard Ames Actually warms my heart. tyft (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256012) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... Richard Ames tp telling a 21st century Christmas tale: “buddy of mine is a golden retriever, incredibly gay and even at times admittedly a bit retarded befitting his breed, yet in all the most unexpectedly ethereal ways…” 🥰 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256025) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: potluck (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256052) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... Wholesome slice of life anime potluck 🦄 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256066) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Lucy Mercer (Safari) Holy shit--you really bagged an oriental female? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256161) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... And before I even had the social Cachet of being an XO poaster! (Heard about this gorgeous cybermonastery in 2012 but that’s another story for another day and I’ve told it many times before (but don’t ask me when or where because I’m way too golden retrieverish both online and IRL to keep track of that kind of thing) 🙃 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256168) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon https://media.gq.com/photos/5813b5b0374342051fd23dd3/16:9/GettyImages-451574312.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256176) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: the White jensen huang not at all what i expected the pic to be (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256179) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... 🤔🧐😝 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256199) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: CapTTTainFalcon first thing monday morning, she's going to walk into your cubicle buck-toothed naked (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256023) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... “I understand and wish to continue” 🧧 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256028) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: potluck (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50256049) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:43 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... Your username is making me want to rewatch this gorgeous Ang Lee slice of life from his Taiwanese movie days:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_Drink_Man_Woman |