Date: July 31st, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Richard Ames
I miss the days when a random happy hot chick was just a random happy hot chick without having to roll the dice as to whether or not she was doing amateur porn of some sort.
You guys will say this is my answer to everything, but she would be a 9 instead of a 6.5 if she got some implants. Just like 400 ccs would do the job, but if she went 700+ she could babypwn her preferred white NFL non-QB with like 10 minutes of flirting and a round or two of shots.
For faggy lawyers like you and me, maybe, but she has a build from the waist down that makes starting NFL right guards and centers involuntarily drop to one knee and propose marriage.