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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
Multi-colored lime market mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
diverse internal respiration indirect expression
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
diverse internal respiration indirect expression
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
...
hideous public bath
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
Twinkling 180 crackhouse death wish
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
diverse internal respiration indirect expression
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
diverse internal respiration indirect expression
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
free-loading orchid office legal warrant
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
diverse internal respiration indirect expression
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
free-loading orchid office legal warrant
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
Multi-colored lime market mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
very tactful high-end space
  08/22/26
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cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/22/26
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free-loading orchid office legal warrant
  08/22/26
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Overrated juggernaut
  08/22/26
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Multi-colored lime market mad-dog skullcap
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
Sick disrespectful locus
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
fear-inspiring casino cumskin
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
haunting kitchen fanboi
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
Sick disrespectful locus
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
Ivory chad parlor
  08/21/26
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cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/21/26
...
Sick disrespectful locus
  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
mustard location
  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
At-the-ready Boltzmann
  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
diverse internal respiration indirect expression
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/22/26
...
cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
At-the-ready Boltzmann
  08/22/26
I like his poasts
dashing hell
  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored lime market mad-dog skullcap

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration indirect expression

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration indirect expression

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

The train is leaving

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: hideous public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Twinkling 180 crackhouse death wish

Bear, you say? 🐻

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration indirect expression

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

It's calculated immodesty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration indirect expression

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: free-loading orchid office legal warrant

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration indirect expression

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: free-loading orchid office legal warrant

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored lime market mad-dog skullcap

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: very tactful high-end space

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: free-loading orchid office legal warrant



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Overrated juggernaut



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored lime market mad-dog skullcap



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Sick disrespectful locus

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring casino cumskin

litigators and dogs need not apply

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: haunting kitchen fanboi

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Sick disrespectful locus

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Ivory chad parlor

What a fucking loser

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Sick disrespectful locus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: mustard location

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready Boltzmann

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration indirect expression

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready Boltzmann

Benzo defend yourself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: dashing hell

I like his poasts

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)