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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.
I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."
As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"
She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."
What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Beady-eyed Bright Heaven you got pa pa pa poaned (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251312) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask God dammit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251316) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: sooty overrated double fault (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251317) |
Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Cobalt multi-colored crackhouse really tough guy you know what? it doesn't matter. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251315) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask FUCK YOU (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251319) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: balding outnumbered address lol'd irl at this (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707128) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: jag lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251318) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM Author: Dead Crawly Pit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294769) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Sienna wonderful psychic 180 lulz (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668866) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM Author: Frum roast beef faggotry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685025) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM Author: Twinkling Hissy Fit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708257) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: jag chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251327) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM Author: Canary rambunctious sweet tailpipe stain Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251339) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask I like this idea. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251366) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM Author: ruby autistic travel guidebook station killself you beta faggot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251377) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Rude (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251380) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM Author: Diverse ebony senate Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251429) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM Author: exciting lilac home this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251432) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251452) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM Author: exciting lilac home shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.
It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM Author: startling twisted center internal respiration you know what, that doesn't matter either (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251549) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask (Azn HR cunt) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251592) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM Author: pontificating swollen giraffe brethren jfc what a bitch
at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251672) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Bonkers Market all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251444) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM Author: marvelous mediation Take her food out of the fridge next time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251612) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"
It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM Author: violet spot I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251633) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Apparently not. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251639) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM Author: Cobalt multi-colored crackhouse really tough guy doesn't matter. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251646) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM Author: Canary rambunctious sweet tailpipe stain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251715) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251719) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.
I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).
Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.
So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow. |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM Author: Dark step-uncle's house All this because of a bagel? You have issues. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294730) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294935) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: medicated indirect expression it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294975) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: Dashing filthpig no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294997) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:
Welp, I offended the Azn HR girl today
Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more. |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM Author: exciting lilac home credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294742) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM Author: disgusting cruise ship legend i just remembered why I retired. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294748) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM Author: Umber Bateful Depressive let it go bro
dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294953) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28300011) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM Author: Vivacious Legal Warrant Rehab Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: internet-worthy church puppy This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.
Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption? |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM Author: Curious locus pocket flask You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy". (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634958) |
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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM Author: spectacular gaming laptop This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28652958) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM Author: electric citrine genital piercing space Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668887) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.
"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."
Fucking bullshit. |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: cocky poppy electric furnace This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707126) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707168) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM Author: balding outnumbered address This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707232) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask (Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707313) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: balding outnumbered address You're a lawyer, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707316) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask Maybe. Why do you ask? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708245) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708261) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Curious locus pocket flask I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228848) |
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