Date: August 27th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: lemon gaping dog poop
Went to meet my buddy at a bar, was totally empty save for the HOT blonde bartender in cut off jean shorts. Had a few pops and flirted with her then we went to the Drover for 180000 steaks and martinis. Fairly banged up by the time we left, popped to Green Onion for more sauce, then back to the original bar. Copped the hot blonde bartenders digits, but around this point my buddy starting going downhill. He tried to throw up and rally, drink water then eventually irish'd. Since i'd already copped the bartender's # and she was still working I didn't want to sit there solo all night like a cuck so I said i'd txt her later and bailed. On the way to the next bar some rando dude who had been in the bar asked if I knew a good bar, obv I didn't so we stopped into 2 or 3 places that were closing. Bartender at the last one reco'd this absolute dump called Aldermans, so we went there. Smashed a few more drinks and was just about to leave due to lack of talent when a SECOND hot blonde arrives with a guy who I assumed was her bf. Talked to her for like 2 minutes and was like "well anyways, gotta go" and said she has a bf anyway so whatever. I'm FASTENING my SEATBELT in the uber in the parking lot and this bitch runs out to the parking lot, opens my door and demands we exchange #s, so I do so then grab her and kiss her. I get back to my hotel, about to pass out and she txts me so i'm like lol ok whatever come to HOTEL NAME, ROOM #, and figure i'll never hear from her again and get ready for bed. As i'm about to fall asleep...BAM, front desk calls up and says she is in the lobby. So instead of sleep, went several rounds with her, was up past 5am, then finally passed out. Woke up at 10 and cannot sleep more so today is basically going to be a wash. Luckily already did all the tourisms.
Date: August 27th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Aqua jet-lagged church building
I think 2025 was the first year in like my adult life where I didn't throw up from alcohol. I usually do it once a year and a while back I was excited to make it all year and then puked in December and was so pissed at myself. I hate throwing up and I'm trying not to get that drunk ever again.