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Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus
| Appetizing translucent chapel | 11/17/09 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 11/17/09 |
| Appetizing translucent chapel | 11/17/09 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Olive affirmative action temple | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Odious Overrated State | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Odious Overrated State | 11/17/09 |
| Low-t amber marketing idea | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 11/17/09 |
| Olive affirmative action temple | 11/17/09 |
| ferengi | 11/08/26 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Low-t amber marketing idea | 11/17/09 |
| Odious Overrated State | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| jet-lagged aphrodisiac school cafeteria ratface | 11/17/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 11/17/09 |
| Irradiated hyperventilating abode | 09/22/10 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 03/02/11 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 11/18/09 |
| Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican | 12/03/09 |
| Swashbuckling Sinister Property Background Story | 01/01/10 |
| trip deranged nursing home | 01/01/10 |
| Metal Vengeful Point | 02/14/10 |
| rose comical hissy fit | 03/08/10 |
| Swashbuckling Sinister Property Background Story | 03/08/10 |
| Swashbuckling Sinister Property Background Story | 08/24/10 |
| know-it-all useless dilemma | 08/24/10 |
| Heady pearl black woman | 09/22/10 |
| bat-shit-crazy at-the-ready elastic band | 09/22/10 |
| Bat Shit Crazy Fishy Box Office Stock Car | 09/22/10 |
| Heady pearl black woman | 12/06/11 |
| Metaphysics is solved | 11/08/26 |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: Appetizing translucent chapel http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485
Perhaps the worst academic paper ever written. |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has downloaded the full text yet i think.
doesn't anyone here have a university journals database subscription or something? |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: Appetizing translucent chapel This is the full text (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291043) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291050) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:48 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291931) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: Olive affirmative action temple I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an asshole and asshole. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291091) |
Date: November 17th, 2009 4:15 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291143) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:16 PM Author: Odious Overrated State "The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual.""
Holy shit I can literally envision the hard on this guy was sporting when he wrote this |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually read this with a straight face? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291192) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM Author: Odious Overrated State No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29 post taken straight from XOXO. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291208) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: Low-t amber marketing idea You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic paper as long as you throw in some Foucalt. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291319) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normative mental framworks in favor a alteric*, homo-inclusive vocabulary.
* = his word, not mine |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new theory of warfare:
"It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance."
so basically, we have war because people can't actually live up to their boasts about having 15" horsecocks. |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: Olive affirmative action temple See e.g. Kim Jong Il (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291323) |
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Date: November 8th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: ferengi (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#50243037) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:18 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291178) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:23 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican *signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore*
*class is taught by a butch lesbo*
*opens coursepack, is horrified to find this article in the table of contents* |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Low-t amber marketing idea I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the author is tenure track at the University of Toronto, and teaches in the "Sexual Diversity Studies program." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291254) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Odious Overrated State "Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!"
*Cheers*
"...faggots." |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:30 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican I just got done reading it...wow. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291306) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings.
you may hate gilles deleuze, but there's no way in fuck he'd have come up with shit about how an endzone is an asshole trying to keep out a simulacra of a cock. |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:35 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican "it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings."
as it should. |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series of step-down transformers and gears and rods until it functions as a motor for your pencil sharpener. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291388) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican ty, I will use this analogy in my next note. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291393) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:41 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones, came at the end of the paper.
"When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire." |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:39 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291843) |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: jet-lagged aphrodisiac school cafeteria ratface This has to be a flame!!! "Brian Pronger"?
Edit: guy is real http://www.ryerson.ca/library/subjects/sexdiv/pronger.html?SEARCH=Pronger,,Brian,1953 |
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Date: November 17th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican *orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's birthday* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292943) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:18 PM Author: Irradiated hyperventilating abode (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16116019) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2011 8:57 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#17415824) |
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Date: November 18th, 2009 5:39 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13301052) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2009 12:20 AM Author: Floppy Abnormal Dingle Berry Mexican (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13429097) |
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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:49 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Property Background Story (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13698633) |
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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:50 PM Author: trip deranged nursing home (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13698640) |
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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:16 PM Author: Metal Vengeful Point (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14115365) |
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Date: March 8th, 2010 4:23 PM Author: rose comical hissy fit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14333399) |
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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:46 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Property Background Story this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14334071) |
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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: Swashbuckling Sinister Property Background Story (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#15865396) |
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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:31 AM Author: know-it-all useless dilemma (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#15865429) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Heady pearl black woman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16115595) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy at-the-ready elastic band (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16115615) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:24 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fishy Box Office Stock Car (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16116075) |
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Date: December 6th, 2011 10:24 PM Author: Heady pearl black woman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#19521188) |
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