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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
richard clock
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
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  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
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  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
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  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
richard clock
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
stirring national
  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
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  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
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  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
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  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
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  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
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i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
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  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
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  12/11/09
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
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  12/11/09
I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
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  12/11/09
That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
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  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
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  12/11/09
He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
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  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
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  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
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  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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  12/11/09
I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
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  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
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  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
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  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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  01/05/10
i have the same question.
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i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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  01/05/10
Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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  01/23/10
philosphics. pure philosophics.
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Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
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  01/23/10
I don't think he was president yet.
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  01/24/10
Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
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  01/24/10
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i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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  01/24/10
he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
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  02/03/10
something about prezidents.
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My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
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  04/07/10
he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
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  05/01/10
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  05/14/10
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  05/15/10
the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
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  05/27/10
he wasn't president yet
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  06/17/10
HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
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  06/17/10
no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
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  06/17/10
brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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  07/12/10
Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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  07/12/10
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  07/12/10
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  07/17/10
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  08/20/10
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  11/11/11
it was before he was elected.
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  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
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  09/30/10
...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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  09/30/10
I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
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  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
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  11/25/10
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  11/25/10
this was before he was president
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  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
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  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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  01/21/11
tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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  09/09/11
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  11/11/11
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
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  12/12/09
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
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  02/03/10
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  04/22/10
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  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/11/09
William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: richard clock

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant scourge upon the earth travel guidebook

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Indecent property nibblets

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: diverse charcoal people who are hurt halford

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: richard clock

think this was before he was prez

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: stirring national

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good concupiscible home coffee pot

I don't think he was president yet dood

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Useless Bull Headed Senate Rigpig

I hear that this was before he was president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Shimmering Razzmatazz Roommate Box Office

maybe it happened before he was president

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: motley naked parlour

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Erotic Ceo International Law Enforcement Agency

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: turquoise bateful incel institution

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Walnut useless brakes

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy pea-brained background story sweet tailpipe

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lilac resort boiling water

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: big bright keepsake machete

yeah! i agree

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: arousing sanctuary toaster

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: aromatic therapy

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Carnelian wonderful den hissy fit

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Olive school turdskin

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: racy parlor liquid oxygen

Because this was in Russia.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle self-centered menage

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: contagious chapel knife

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: sinister dead factory reset button theater stage

i think this dood has a valid point

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Zippy Space Tank

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: Avocado jew

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: iridescent curious nursing home indirect expression

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: thriller sick macaca gay wizard

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: wild site

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: Olive school turdskin

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Ruby Antidepressant Drug Wagecucks



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: Lemon adventurous theater circlehead

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Hateful Hell

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: geriatric excitant associate bawdyhouse

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: fragrant well-lubricated newt crackhouse

suck my cock faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: tantric french chef police squad

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Vibrant potus selfie

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Drab Indian Lodge Haunted Graveyard

i know, right?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: bipolar flatulent location

You seem dumb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: sinister dead factory reset button theater stage

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Gunner Dilemma

I'm not sure.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: yapping bat-shit-crazy preventive strike

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate chestnut house



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Razzle forum dog poop

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: mischievous ticket booth voyeur

readingcomppwned

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: fragrant well-lubricated newt crackhouse

i have the same question.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: ebony gaming laptop

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: maize blathering cruise ship

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Pontificating Stubborn Sex Offender Karate

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Crimson Market

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: charismatic citrine office

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: fragrant well-lubricated newt crackhouse

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: glassy persian address

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: geriatric excitant associate bawdyhouse

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Useless Bull Headed Senate Rigpig

I don't think he was president yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Peach boyish brethren

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Rebellious onyx trust fund

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: violent point trump supporter

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: histrionic volcanic crater locus

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Talented Umber Bbw

something about prezidents.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Lemon adventurous theater circlehead

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: infuriating garrison

The converted coal into oil.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Tripping demanding base

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Useless Bull Headed Senate Rigpig

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Anal half-breed theatre

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: alcoholic shitlib striped hyena

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: fragrant well-lubricated newt crackhouse

are you the first pumo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

why not?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: spectacular pale candlestick maker

good point. this story must be fake.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: insane bespoke goyim

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser weed whacker

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Comical Rehab

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: tan really tough guy step-uncle's house

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: House-broken whorehouse

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: sepia plaza

no one knows

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: vigorous rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: thriller sick macaca gay wizard

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: lascivious pit

lol ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Crimson Market

it was before he was elected.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: twinkling multi-colored patrolman dingle berry

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: pearl orchestra pit

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: French Fuchsia Codepig

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: fragrant well-lubricated newt crackhouse

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: unhinged mental disorder

this was before he was president

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: electric feces piazza

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Supple bonkers hunting ground

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Green Shrine

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: submissive frozen set round eye

Faggot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: irradiated plum gas station

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lettuce area

this thread won't die

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Indigo university doctorate

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Erotic Ceo International Law Enforcement Agency

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Provocative legend principal's office

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: canary stage personal credit line

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Marvelous metal range jewess

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: canary stage personal credit line

hell yeah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: shaky station

You misspelled 6th grade

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: sinister dead factory reset button theater stage

me too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Crawly slap-happy faggotry church

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Walnut useless brakes

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: canary stage personal credit line

tcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Crawly slap-happy faggotry church

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Crawly slap-happy faggotry church

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: shaky station

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: henna soul-stirring locale

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: odious partner

tyft

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Carnelian wonderful den hissy fit

cr.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant scourge upon the earth travel guidebook

Should have just said he was the President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Erotic Ceo International Law Enforcement Agency

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Zippy Space Tank

yea, ty for this gem

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: thriller sick macaca gay wizard



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: kink-friendly foreskin heaven



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Carnelian wonderful den hissy fit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Trip skinny woman



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded federal nowag



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: heady trailer park ladyboy

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: richard clock

flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: histrionic volcanic crater locus

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Massive Corner Giraffe

nice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: contagious chapel knife

I love this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Frisky mexican

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Cerebral soggy temple alpha

underrated post

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Olive school turdskin

cr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: Brindle cracking library

or summoned an HHM?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating dark mood

criminally underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: duck-like salmon meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: richard clock

lol. this thread took off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: laughsome public bath

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: stirring national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: stirring national



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: Stimulating Beta Gunner Dilemma

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: Vivacious mauve casino

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy telephone

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: richard clock

tbf, dood is really fat

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy telephone

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all Claret Center

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: disrespectful swashbuckling water buffalo field

Proof that fats gain it back.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant scourge upon the earth travel guidebook

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: thriller sick macaca gay wizard



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: Mentally impaired yarmulke

...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Trip skinny woman

180 fucking thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: snowy abode stain

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: Pearly Church Building

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: slippery godawful windowlicker

"after his presidency,..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Pearly Church Building

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

I think this was after he was prez

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: maize blathering cruise ship

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: maize blathering cruise ship

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: galvanic deer antler school cafeteria

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Olive school turdskin

180 ofs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Titillating crusty stock car

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: Indecent property nibblets

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: deranged hospital boltzmann



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Jet Kitty Coldplay Fan

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: Poppy brunch

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: azure appetizing stead

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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: azure appetizing stead



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: duck-like salmon meetinghouse

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: Dashing confused party of the first part



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

Nice moniker dude

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Titillating crusty stock car



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Peach boyish brethren

This is more like it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: Seedy Affirmative Action



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: brilliant stag film jap

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Lemon adventurous theater circlehead

erroneous

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Titillating crusty stock car

there's like 1 rating you twit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: galvanic deer antler school cafeteria

no. its seriously awesome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: thriller sick macaca gay wizard

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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: infuriating garrison



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Provocative legend principal's office

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Lemon adventurous theater circlehead

he was rather talented

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: bronze impressive dopamine cuck



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic



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Author: exciting cuckoldry



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: ebony gaming laptop

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: bronze impressive dopamine cuck



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal mad-dog skullcap

holy shit how had i never seen this before

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: richard clock

the story was pretty good too

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: territorial emerald digit ratio business firm



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Author: Indecent property nibblets



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Magical fishy stage gaping

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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Olive school turdskin



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Author: hyperactive lodge

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Author: kink-friendly foreskin heaven



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Author: Poppy brunch



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author: disgusting aqua kitchen

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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Hilarious Comical Rehab



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: translucent hall

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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: pervert

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: Mint glittery spot psychic

ah enlightenment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Garnet native dragon

I just learned this nugget as well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant scourge upon the earth travel guidebook



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: stirring national



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Green Shrine

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: Bossy pistol pozpig

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: shaky station

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: Mustard philosopher-king

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863888)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: richard clock

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: Low-t Boistinker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: lascivious pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)