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support the troops bumper stickers cell phone belt clips i...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
stfu n00b!
Soul-stirring Chestnut Marketing Idea Newt
  07/05/06
Friends IRL
Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
Secondhand Carhartt clothing. Trashbag over the missing win...
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
Spiderweb tats on the elbow
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
Good call.
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too po...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.
Opaque Harsh Pit Hairy Legs
  07/05/06
In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they...
Cruel-hearted National Security Agency Shitlib
  08/01/06
"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the referen...
magical trump supporter
  01/30/07
Confederate flag Jesus fish Fox News coffee mug Rus...
Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape
  07/05/06
You confuse rednecks for poors. A lot of those NASCAR fan...
Ivory beady-eyed stage
  07/05/06
Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.
floppy pisswyrm skinny woman
  07/07/06
No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita inco...
Cobalt national associate
  07/14/06
WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS
Aromatic gold french chef
  04/06/07
The vast majority of you are poors
talented house half-breed
  04/21/07
...
Adventurous Magenta Roast Beef Legend
  12/09/07
diskmen instead of ipods
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pre...
cyan arousing principal's office reading party
  07/05/06
i'd rather be pretentious than a poor
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager payc...
Laughsome lake plaza
  07/07/06
Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
it's called "drink". clearly you have never been ...
Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it wit...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.
Self-centered really tough guy theater stage
  07/06/06
165. solid xoxo post. keep it up
Hateful blathering resort
  01/30/07
LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...
marvelous crawly home
  07/06/06
juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
TITMFCR
Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
YASMFRATS
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle. In rea...
frozen cuck
  07/05/06
My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which...
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im ...
frozen cuck
  07/05/06
drink grape soda salt their watermelons say "bling bl...
galvanic public bath
  07/05/06
More expensive sneakers than you.
Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
This is amazingly accurate
Cream dragon
  07/05/06
A+
Irradiated avocado forum
  07/07/06
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490
Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  08/14/06
be black have southern accent eat oppossum
galvanic public bath
  07/05/06
a fucking possum.
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
southern accent is not by any means something that only poor...
White orchestra pit dog poop
  08/27/06
shirts w/ dragons on them baggy jean shorts penchant for s...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (in...
Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape
  07/05/06
"We was."
Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook
  07/06/06
you is.
Laughsome lake plaza
  07/07/06
jnco jeans - LOLOLOL
Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother
  07/09/06
"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of...
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
Miracle Whip is teh good
lime hospital
  07/06/06
I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!
disrespectful ticket booth tank
  07/08/06
Buy lottery tickets
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
Bald head with copious facial hair. Wearing a John Deere ...
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
first statement, on-point; second, not so much.
olive titillating water buffalo turdskin
  07/05/06
Chew tobacco Eat pork rinds Go without health insuranc...
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
beef jerky hair scrunchies
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.
diverse station codepig
  08/27/06
Discredited.
Wonderful base
  04/06/07
long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.
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  07/05/06
Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and ...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
good call. old navy flag t-shirt.
talking mewling cuckold personal credit line
  07/05/06
Shirts with Disney characters
lavender mind-boggling immigrant
  01/30/07
SPINNING RIMS.
bonkers stag film jap
  07/05/06
They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept ...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious"...
cyan arousing principal's office reading party
  07/05/06
Own a car that costs more than the house.
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
only the rims cost more
Slimy Nursing Home
  07/05/06
Conduct yard sale or gargage sale
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tatter...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
and used tampons
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toa...
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
old navy talks about her "personal trainer" from ...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
your posts in this thread have been spot-on.
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/05/06
I agree with this.
Vibrant Lay Generalized Bond
  07/05/06
because he is poor
Laughsome lake plaza
  07/07/06
i live in indiana
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts wi...
Supple Garnet Weed Whacker Address
  01/30/07
...
amethyst theatre selfie
  07/05/06
Definitely
Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape
  07/05/06
I fucking hate those stickers
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
She looks washed out
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortun...
spectacular halford organic girlfriend
  07/05/06
it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
Have student loans Think BIGLAW is a great salary Have...
Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  07/05/06
i'm a total poor in this case.
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
named wayde icp apparel prepaid cell phones
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use y...
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more ex...
exhilarant buck-toothed box office
  07/11/06
"Buy American" stickers Foil on TV antenna D...
Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape
  07/05/06
Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH
domesticated brunch old irish cottage
  08/27/06
titcream
mischievous field quadroon
  01/27/08
Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in ...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable) window ...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't ide...
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
shop at jc penny and sears go to olive garden for special o...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kid...
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
Where in NY?
Razzle-dazzle Sable Bawdyhouse
  07/10/06
western NY has some filthy human garbage.
White orchestra pit dog poop
  08/27/06
Be fat. Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appl...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low in...
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than s...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
Correct.
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly off...
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
WHHHHHHHHAT?
autistic brethren nowag
  07/05/06
Mark of a prole
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, ...
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Put BYOB on wedding invitation
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
and below that, "No shirt, no cake"
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitati...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
walk around without a shirt, a la cops guys are either obes...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it...
White orchestra pit dog poop
  08/27/06
At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's o...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting the...
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he ...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
a number of these apply to me :(
cerebral wild stage
  07/05/06
I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a ...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
What's the temperature of that water?
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawd...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who w...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old...
Lascivious dilemma cuckoldry
  07/05/06
Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
see, you're a little more country than me, petro. i'm a l...
cerebral wild stage
  07/05/06
Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Th...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
this didn't work
Plum Trust Fund
  04/07/07
he's right about the bibles though
Odious aquamarine becky
  04/21/07
Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-o...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
kids
Lascivious dilemma cuckoldry
  07/05/06
umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog ...
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
pet dog period
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
or been neutered or spayed. And male poors say "I ca...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts o...
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Exactly.
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
"let it be" beetles t-shirts
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
...
amethyst theatre selfie
  07/05/06
Or a class ring from James Madison University
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
...
amethyst theatre selfie
  07/05/06
see below
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of t...
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, ...
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari...
Odious aquamarine becky
  04/21/07
"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hill...
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet...
Stimulating Ultramarine Mood
  04/21/07
shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park...
haunting transparent filthpig
  07/06/06
thank you.
Bearded black woman hall
  07/06/06
although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it ...
Canary kitty step-uncle's house
  07/07/06
That took you a minute to realize.
Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother
  07/09/06
Inability to tie a necktie
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
Wears a polyester clip on instead.
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
most college kids can't tie a necktie
Laughsome lake plaza
  07/07/06
doubt it
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/07/06
WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did...
Pungent giraffe
  07/07/06
That's because of travesties such as student loans, state un...
exhilarant buck-toothed box office
  07/11/06
i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to...
Hairraiser Slate Puppy
  07/07/06
Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the k...
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
home equity loans (lack of) flood insurance
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
Attend a state school
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Burn your own garbage
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
Awesome. We used to do this.
Vibrant Lay Generalized Bond
  07/05/06
League bowling
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
bowling
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Name their kids after a major deity
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus think...
bipolar gas station main people
  07/05/06
*think living in Florida is "making it"* I'm a ...
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
Eat government cheese
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
Government cheese!
Ivory beady-eyed stage
  07/05/06
Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.
Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry
  07/05/06
I saw that at TAMU.
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
net zero and similar isp's
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Think we are at war with France
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
titcr
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have liv...
swollen walnut locus corn cake
  07/05/06
omg yes
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.
magical trump supporter
  04/21/07
I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
tend to be angered easily wic paid disability formula fe...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wis...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone...
180 hideous crotch trailer park
  07/06/06
i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appear...
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/05/06
Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/05/06
Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/05/06
a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is. b) ...
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/07/06
Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade. http://www.endonur...
Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook
  07/08/06
"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade S...
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  07/09/06
Say things like: "I'll tell you what" "...
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was...
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
Get laid off Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too) Blame...
swollen walnut locus corn cake
  07/05/06
...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one V...
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
Silver Dollar City vacations. EDIT: This keeps posting to...
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
I LOLed
naked heaven community account
  07/07/06
There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there...
exhilarant buck-toothed box office
  07/11/06
hooray on the third one.
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde a...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment
Cream dragon
  07/05/06
No savings and no rational plan to start saving
Excitant fantasy-prone roommate
  07/05/06
tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks us...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
"Payday Loans" Get your next paycheck NOW!!!
Cream dragon
  07/05/06
Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.
Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/05/06
Shut the fuck up, poor.
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family...
exhilarant buck-toothed box office
  07/11/06
shiny hair gel
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for: TE...
bull headed site gay wizard
  07/05/06
husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "t...
olive titillating water buffalo turdskin
  07/05/06
lol at "the guard"
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers ...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corr...
Cream dragon
  07/05/06
no trespassing signs... as if.
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those b...
exhilarant buck-toothed box office
  07/11/06
uses computers at public library owns a chevy astro van
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom think...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to b...
Cream dragon
  07/05/06
tats: azn symbols something like a flower on the back of a...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
watches america's funniest videos watches pro wrestling and...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
watches mad tv and blue collar comdey
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/05/06
- Sheets instead of doors inside the house - 5 HBO channe...
appetizing gaping
  07/06/06
How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?
Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook
  07/06/06
http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php "Trampo...
appetizing gaping
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What does that have to do with warping?
Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook
  07/07/06
Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that wo...
appetizing gaping
  07/07/06
These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someon...
navy business firm
  07/06/06
hybrids
Scarlet abode coldplay fan
  07/06/06
Smoke cigarettes.
Pungent giraffe
  07/06/06
Whatyoudreamof!
Orange sickened parlour doctorate
  07/06/06
wear us polo assn shop at outlet malls
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/07/06
A good start, but all y'all missed: 1. 3L sodas 2. M...
federal space new version
  07/07/06
Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, thoug...
navy business firm
  07/07/06
I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto th...
federal space new version
  07/07/06
This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 ...
Self-centered really tough guy theater stage
  07/07/06
Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must b...
Vibrant Lay Generalized Bond
  07/07/06
All of these are credited except #7
Black razzle menage feces
  07/07/06
what's a 3l soda?
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
3 liter?
Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother
  07/09/06
i've never seen such a thing
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles...
Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother
  07/09/06
Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was fr...
exhilarant buck-toothed box office
  07/11/06
6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other famil...
pea-brained dull chapel
  01/30/07
did they watch?
confused indecent temple
  04/21/07
16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally assoc...
bright hominid fat ankles
  04/06/07
Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni. Try to use the...
Drab Mildly Autistic Rigpig
  07/07/06
Wow. You sound completely out of touch.
Pungent giraffe
  07/07/06
Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of ...
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievabl...
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this t...
Pungent giraffe
  07/07/06
it applies to allll of my family, both sides my immediate...
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
Is that b/c you're black?
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board...
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
with your booklearnin... Could you have made your Dad a l...
Pungent giraffe
  07/07/06
my dad was not part of my childhood
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*
Pungent giraffe
  07/07/06
daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a ster...
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
LOL
French dashing church building
  03/06/07
Me too.
Razzle-dazzle Sable Bawdyhouse
  07/09/06
Family that has been killed in a war bellies that hang over...
Irradiated avocado forum
  07/07/06
Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.
Self-centered really tough guy theater stage
  07/07/06
Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth Distrust the...
swollen walnut locus corn cake
  07/07/06
"Fat chicks." It never ceases to amaze me how a...
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons" very ...
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
Morals.
Irradiated avocado forum
  07/07/06
*chortle* You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, ...
Milky Indian Lodge
  07/07/06
I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people ...
trip messiness
  07/07/06
and what social rules are those?
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
titcr
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/07/06
'vote republican' bumper stickers
Nighttime library
  07/07/06
So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and ...
trip messiness
  07/07/06
A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance. "Yi...
Translucent haunted graveyard point
  07/07/06
Lots of unprotected sex.
INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY
  07/08/06
Read National Enquirer and other tabloids
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/08/06
Why do you suppose that is?
Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook
  07/09/06
Stupidity plus bad taste.
high-end fighting double fault whorehouse
  07/09/06
Kankles
naked heaven community account
  07/09/06
kankles r so waspy.
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/09/06
I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about ...
naked heaven community account
  07/09/06
whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman ...
brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine
  07/09/06
But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team wi...
insecure sanctuary
  07/09/06
shit in bags piss off the porch piss in bottles if it's la...
Sticky antidepressant drug
  07/09/06
An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children
lemon stead boistinker
  07/09/06
titcr
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)' Breathes ...
Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother
  07/09/06
1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's 2. 80's hair 3. thi...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
wonderful
Histrionic Charcoal Party Of The First Part Shrine
  07/11/06
kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
have night jobs as "minute men"
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
Bush/Cheney bumper stickers Support/Pray for Our Troops m...
know-it-all kitchen idea he suggested
  07/09/06
would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.
Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape
  07/09/06
a missing limb
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand ...
contagious church
  07/09/06
smoke or have tattoos period
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
cell phone cases
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/09/06
jobs as strip mall security guards
lime hospital
  07/11/06
use Vaseline as lube.
Red pozpig
  07/11/06
"work trucks"
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/11/06
CAR EDITION! a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid...
autistic brethren nowag
  07/11/06
sell plasma
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/11/06
eat at buffets diabetes
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/13/06
"Worst Type of American Whites" threads
Copper Foreskin
  07/13/06
Take fiber supplements
appetizing gaping
  07/13/06
listen to 3 doors down
Infuriating state internal respiration
  07/14/06
Wear hats with flames on them.
arrogant headpube degenerate
  07/14/06
i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pa...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  08/01/06
"Big Dogs" sportswear Wraparound shades Dial...
Misunderstood native
  08/01/06
i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters
Infuriating state internal respiration
  08/01/06
Ahh, Successories.
autistic brethren nowag
  08/01/06
roll their own cigs
Infuriating state internal respiration
  08/09/06
frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles
Infuriating state internal respiration
  08/09/06
Low tuition.
Dead Turquoise Institution
  08/10/06
Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but d...
hilarious persian
  08/14/06
ask what makes a poor
glittery meetinghouse police squad
  08/27/06
Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice Presi...
domesticated brunch old irish cottage
  08/27/06
Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair...
amber spot
  08/27/06
the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thin...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  08/27/06
most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class ...
aqua heady cruise ship faggot firefighter
  08/27/06
american cars
Infuriating state internal respiration
  08/27/06
oversized, dingy parkas
Infuriating state internal respiration
  09/20/06
watch daytime television
Infuriating state internal respiration
  11/19/06
live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if ab...
boyish henna hell love of her life
  11/19/06
Let Maury Povich determine paternity
insecure sanctuary
  11/19/06
lol
Infuriating state internal respiration
  11/19/06
spend more on their rims than on their homes.
boyish henna hell love of her life
  11/19/06
damn it. I have *all* of these things.
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  11/19/06
frog giggin'
Clear Blood Rage Knife
  11/20/06
glamour shots
Clear Blood Rage Knife
  11/20/06
Glamous shots? novel! What are those?
boyish henna hell love of her life
  11/20/06
The HIV
vigorous ladyboy
  11/20/06
pocket knifes
Infuriating state internal respiration
  01/30/07
a dead tooth and a factory job
Infuriating state internal respiration
  01/30/07
a revoked license
Infuriating state internal respiration
  01/30/07
Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 yea...
magical trump supporter
  01/30/07
...more sex than the losers here.
Vengeful University
  01/30/07
Go to church
vermilion comical area pistol
  01/30/07
Poors always pour the milk in first. Breeding tells.
Razzmatazz blue corner kitty cat
  01/30/07
*Poors always pour the milk in first.* wow, good call on ...
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been do...
Hateful blathering resort
  01/30/07
buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in th...
Elite school
  01/30/07
light fireworks
Elite school
  01/30/07
past the age of 13 I agree.
judgmental scourge upon the earth
  01/30/07
get arrested by the po-lice
Infuriating state internal respiration
  02/11/07
uncontrolled acne
Infuriating state internal respiration
  02/11/07
scraggly facial hair
Infuriating state internal respiration
  02/11/07
don't think 'saw' is a word
Infuriating state internal respiration
  02/11/07
black guys white girls
Infuriating state internal respiration
  02/11/07
support our troops and fetuses
Infuriating state internal respiration
  03/05/07
foreskin.
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  03/05/07
titcp
Infuriating state internal respiration
  03/05/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQw...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/06/07
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074Gevc...
awkward range
  04/06/07
at his wedding, yes
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/06/07
His cousin is pretty hot
Maroon sexy property
  04/06/07
buy hummer H3s
passionate chest-beating casino boiling water
  04/06/07
i vote pro-life bumper stickers bumper stickers
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/06/07
...
amethyst theatre selfie
  04/06/07
own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard de...
Unhinged orchid location yarmulke
  04/06/07
bluetooth earpieces.
aqua heady cruise ship faggot firefighter
  04/06/07
drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put t...
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/06/07
Have weddings on days other than Saturday
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
make threads about ny being too expensive
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
Or call things "expensive" period.
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.
Laughsome lake plaza
  04/21/07
you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me a...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only ...
Laughsome lake plaza
  04/21/07
oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbi...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
they don't, but at least i've been out of my state
Laughsome lake plaza
  04/21/07
oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every wester...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
and central and eastern
Laughsome lake plaza
  04/21/07
really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes t...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
wrong chain
Laughsome lake plaza
  04/21/07
*wipes tears of laughter away* *emails thread link to eve...
confused indecent temple
  04/21/07
Too lazy to read the other posts, but... Do: Beat each ot...
Cracking Senate
  04/21/07
DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!
confused indecent temple
  04/21/07
i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies....
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
one or more xoxo monikers.
ruinous phenotype
  04/21/07
Walmart McDonalds unkempt children, usually 4+ of them...
confused indecent temple
  04/21/07
lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt ...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches 2. Drives a Le...
talented house half-breed
  04/21/07
only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. ...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  04/21/07
*Clothing Edition* Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric b...
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
They order steak well-done.
Tantric set goyim
  04/21/07
premade mixed salad
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
With dressing in packets.
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
especilly ranch
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
misspell "especially."
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
pretend typos are spelling errors
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
touche :)
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
:) Do you ever say "touché" irl?
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
Yes.
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
tool
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/21/07
dude. *shakes head*
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
wanna date?
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/21/07
are you a rasquach h8er? I can't keep track of them any...
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never wo...
Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge
  04/21/07
sorry :( if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometim...
Sapphire Lettuce Parlor
  04/21/07
Quarterstaves Leather Armor Clubs Long Swords Stacks of ...
Bearded Wagecucks
  04/21/07
180^hizzla
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
Dress up for the Olive Garden Color coordinate their shoe...
Big useless volcanic crater market
  04/21/07
Go to food franchises in general.
racy claret hissy fit toilet seat
  04/21/07
Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its ...
Big useless volcanic crater market
  04/21/07
bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist. bad feet ...
magical trump supporter
  04/21/07
TVs in cars http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200...
bonkers stag film jap
  09/28/07
Zune
motley fuchsia useless brakes
  09/28/07
...
Infuriating state internal respiration
  12/09/07
awesome thread.
disrespectful ticket booth tank
  12/09/07
...
swashbuckling center macaca
  12/09/07
Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".
Adventurous Magenta Roast Beef Legend
  12/09/07
1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills 2. say things...
Free-loading mental disorder
  01/07/08
9. has a myspace
Infuriating state internal respiration
  01/12/08
use poors as a noun
Provocative background story mad cow disease
  01/07/08
1. Degree from Indiana 2. False hopes it will get them a ...
swashbuckling center macaca
  01/12/08
...
disrespectful ticket booth tank
  01/27/08
Always ask this question about new restaurants: "Did...
Indigo Multi-colored Theater Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/27/08
Things they do: Watch their little girl die in the car on...
Sepia Circlehead Rehab
  01/27/08
lolz dead poors are funny
onyx vivacious queen of the night
  01/27/08
don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science
Infuriating state internal respiration
  03/15/08
Live in ManhaTTTan ROFL
electric dysfunction
  03/15/08


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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

support the troops bumper stickers

cell phone belt clips

ill fitting nascar shirts



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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Chestnut Marketing Idea Newt

stfu n00b!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146893)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

Friends IRL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146894)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

Secondhand Carhartt clothing.

Trashbag over the missing window of their car.

"Big Johnson" or "No Fear" t-shirts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146911)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Spiderweb tats on the elbow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146940)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

Good call.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147026)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

The barbed-wire tats 'round the upper arm have become too popular with fanboi yuppies. Spiderweb tats are still a step beyond.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147072)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Opaque Harsh Pit Hairy Legs

180 for the no fear t-shirts. great reference.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147839)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted National Security Agency Shitlib

In high school we would head to pizza hut for lunch and they had one of those "claw" vending machines where you try to grab your goodies with the beg metal hand. My friend spent like 10 bucks trying to grab a cheap, knock-off hat in it that had "Not Scared" instead of "No Fear" printed on it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353874)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:15 AM
Author: magical trump supporter

"Big Johnson" t-shirts HAHAHA. 180 for the reference.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511099)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape

Confederate flag

Jesus fish

Fox News coffee mug

Rusted dryer on lawn

J.D. from Thomas M. Cooley Law School

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146934)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed stage

You confuse rednecks for poors.

A lot of those NASCAR fans with cell phone belt clips make more running a masonry business than most of us will ever make as a lawyer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147346)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:48 AM
Author: floppy pisswyrm skinny woman

Yes, but then they have to live in Boone, NC.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157158)



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Date: July 14th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Cobalt national associate

No. Southern states have some of the lowest per capita incomes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209349)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic gold french chef

WEAR JC PENNY SUITS PER LAW IS 4 LOSERS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887393)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: talented house half-breed

The vast majority of you are poors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977128)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Magenta Roast Beef Legend



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001829)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

diskmen instead of ipods

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146903)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: cyan arousing principal's office reading party

IPods are disgusting, ugly, poorish, and associated with pretentious trash. Discmen are just as bad, but don't have the negative associations.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147122)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

i'd rather be pretentious than a poor

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147141)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:53 AM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

kinda ironic since most of them will spend their meager paychecks on an actual copy of the cd, while ipod kids pirate their songs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156559)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Gallon jugs of off-brand pink "juice."

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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

it's called "drink". clearly you have never been poor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146913)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

I used to drink plastic gas station soda cups full of it with my potted meat. We just called it "juice."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146930)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:05 PM
Author: Self-centered really tough guy theater stage

awesome. outstanding feature of teh poors.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153742)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Hateful blathering resort

165. solid xoxo post. keep it up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512126)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: marvelous crawly home

LOL I adore the Dave Chappelle bit on this...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153768)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

juice? Fuck that, gimme some purple drink.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146918)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

TITMFCR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146924)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

YASMFRATS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147011)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: frozen cuck

Obviously, your experience is limited to chapelle.

In real life they call it juice.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147289)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

My experience centers mostly around poor white people, which I'm quite familiar with. Poor black people? Less so.

Also, it's a fucking joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147298)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: frozen cuck

Relax man...i'm just messing around. Maybe you're right..im more experienced blacks.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147321)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic public bath

drink grape soda

salt their watermelons

say "bling bling"



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146919)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

More expensive sneakers than you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146927)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Cream dragon

This is amazingly accurate

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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:58 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado forum

A+

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157336)



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Date: August 14th, 2006 11:57 AM
Author: Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33490

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436025)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: galvanic public bath

be black

have southern accent

eat oppossum

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146947)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

a fucking possum.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146993)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:32 PM
Author: White orchestra pit dog poop

southern accent is not by any means something that only poors have.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509619)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

shirts w/ dragons on them

baggy jean shorts

penchant for saying "i seen"

jnco jeans



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6146981)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape

Not only "I seen," but also "I says" (instead of I said). I hear this crap all the time from local poors.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147041)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:34 AM
Author: Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook

"We was."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149442)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:54 AM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

you is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156564)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother

jnco jeans - LOLOLOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171321)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

"Terrorist Hunting License" sticker on the back of their truck.

Irrational love of the Earnhardt family.

Buy "Miracle-Whip"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147006)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:03 PM
Author: lime hospital

Miracle Whip is teh good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153736)



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Date: July 8th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth tank

I seen 'em eat that shit with a spoon!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164450)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Buy lottery tickets

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147027)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

Bald head with copious facial hair.

Wearing a John Deere hat, sans irony.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147038)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: olive titillating water buffalo turdskin

first statement, on-point; second, not so much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147677)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Chew tobacco

Eat pork rinds

Go without health insurance

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147062)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

beef jerky

hair scrunchies



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147076)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 5:45 PM
Author: diverse station codepig

beef jerky is prestigious, you dolt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511076)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Wonderful base

Discredited.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885713)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: talking mewling cuckold personal credit line

long short-sleeve T-shirts with wolves on them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147078)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Also shirts with maudlin patriotic regalia, like eagles and cliffs and flags.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147098)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: talking mewling cuckold personal credit line

good call.

old navy flag t-shirt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147107)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: lavender mind-boggling immigrant

Shirts with Disney characters

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511346)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: bonkers stag film jap

SPINNING RIMS.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147084)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

They drive cars with broken trunks, and the trunks are kept in place with old trash can bungee cords.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147087)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: cyan arousing principal's office reading party

Post on XO pretending to be rich and "prestigious".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147093)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

Own a car that costs more than the house.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147103)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Slimy Nursing Home

only the rims cost more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147712)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Conduct yard sale or gargage sale

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147114)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

In which they sell shit like broken refrigerators and tattered, soil-stained baby clothes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147134)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

and used tampons

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147142)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Some of the shit they put on display is shameful, broken toaster ovens and chairs with three legs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147186)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

I've seen dog-eared romance novels from the early 70's.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147218)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

old navy

talks about her "personal trainer" from curves

hair that's obviously dyed

disney clothing

tweety bird shirts

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147120)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

your posts in this thread have been spot-on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147565)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Lay Generalized Bond

I agree with this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147585)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

because he is poor

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156569)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:04 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration
Subject: i live in indiana

upper middle class peolple and poors live side by side here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171769)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Supple Garnet Weed Whacker Address

Not just tweety bird shirts--> XXXL tweety bird shirts with black spandex tights and white socks; another common accessory is screaming over-nourished children.

I see these at Wal-marts nationwide.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513005)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: amethyst theatre selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147129)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape
Subject: Definitely

Also: "Friends don't let friends drive Chevys"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147181)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

I fucking hate those stickers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147190)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

She looks washed out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147130)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular halford organic girlfriend

This is not a very nice way to speak about those less fortunate, but I acknowledge your right to speak as you please.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147147)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

it's not because they're less fortunate. it's they way they conduct themselves

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171774)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Ruby metal sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

Have student loans

Think BIGLAW is a great salary

Have credit card debt

Rent places



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147149)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:21 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

i'm a total poor in this case.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887307)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

named wayde

icp apparel

prepaid cell phones

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147153)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

lol, do they still have prepaid cellphones? what a rip off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147168)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Some prepaid cell phones are a good deal if you rarely use your phone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147198)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:44 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed box office

I agree. I rarely use mine, and many poors have far more expensive cell phones than I do, along with two-year contracts that they'll have to charge to the 24.99% APR credit card.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183847)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape

"Buy American" stickers

Foil on TV antenna

Dine at Waffle House

Enlist in U.S. Army

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147164)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:42 PM
Author: domesticated brunch old irish cottage

Uh, Waffle House is supremely awesome. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509686)



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Date: January 27th, 2008 2:48 PM
Author: mischievous field quadroon

titcream

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229659)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Patches of tarpaper or black plastic on top of the leaks in the trailer's roof.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147208)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

watch cmt, fox, and spike (if they even have cable)

window mounted air conditioners

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147209)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

They can't locate NY state on a map and definitely can't identify Iraq.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147220)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

shop at jc penny and sears

go to olive garden for special occasions

have facial hair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147221)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

I border on a stunningly hickish/poor area of NY. Those kids can find NY on a map, but not much else, and that includes North.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147261)



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Date: July 10th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sable Bawdyhouse

Where in NY?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6177298)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:34 PM
Author: White orchestra pit dog poop

western NY has some filthy human garbage.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509636)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Be fat.

Women: wear sweatshirts with Winnie the Pooh appliqued on them.

Chew gum.

Have at least two televisions.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147222)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

It's true that the disgusting obese people tend to be low income

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147230)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Obese poors are often too poor to wear anything other than spandex or giant sundresses.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147238)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

Correct.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147251)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147278)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Keep large stack of reading material next to toilet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147243)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

I shamelessly read the Farmer's Almanac on the shitter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147256)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

I've always found reading on the toilet to be profoundly offensive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147266)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

WHHHHHHHHAT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147397)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Mark of a prole

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147452)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

It's because they have a very unhealthy diet and are obese, which causes abnormal bowel movements.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147260)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Put BYOB on wedding invitation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147258)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

and below that, "No shirt, no cake"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147270)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

On that note: Put a gift registry card in a wedding invitation.

Have a cash bar at a wedding.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147290)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

The gift registry is wal-mart and target (for splurges)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147300)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

walk around without a shirt, a la cops

guys are either obeses or skinny, pale little runts



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147284)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:36 PM
Author: White orchestra pit dog poop

i drive without a shirt sometimes, but at least i realize it's trashy as hell and not cool.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509644)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

At least one or two "vintage" cars from the 70's or earlier that they tried to "restore," but failed, and thus, the rotting shell of an Econoline or whatever is still up on blocks in the yard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147293)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

LMAO, I've always wondered what junker cars just sitting there were doing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147342)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

If you actually go up to a poor and ask him why the fuck he has cars up on blocks, he'll give some nonspecific answer along the lines of "I'm workin' on it, I'll fix 'er one day."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147374)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: cerebral wild stage

a number of these apply to me :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147313)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:37 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

I still pluck crawdads out of the river and throw them in a bucket when I go swimming, so that I can cook them up later. Old habits die hard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147326)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

What's the temperature of that water?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147367)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Usually cool or lukewarm. Depends on the season. But crawdads/crayfish are delicious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147384)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

Sounds like you got quite the prime real estate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147400)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

I sure did. I purchased the plot from a dying old man who wanted to divest his property quickly, and who apparently hated his son. I think he sold it to me for cheap just to spite his kid. It was a strange dynamic going on there, but I'm glad I stumbled into it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147421)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Lascivious dilemma cuckoldry

Recommend the perfect dipping sauce. Butter gets kind of old after a while

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147545)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Just add hot sauce and light creme to the melted butter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147562)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: cerebral wild stage

see, you're a little more country than me, petro.

i'm a little country but more ghetto, though i spent more time in the country (moved from city --> country when a kid)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147468)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Crawdads are fish bait, although they are fun to catch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147511)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Crawdads rightly have a special place in French cooking. Those shrimpy little lobsters are tasty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147542)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Bibles. So they can claim their poverty/ignorance is "God's Will."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147316)



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Date: April 7th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Plum Trust Fund

this didn't work

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7888221)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 5:57 PM
Author: Odious aquamarine becky

he's right about the bibles though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976807)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Bath towels with hotel/motel logos on them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147340)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Don't forget the music. White poors will have an old worn-out cassette tape of "Appetite for Destruction" somewhere around the house.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147347)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: Lascivious dilemma cuckoldry

kids

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147348)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:25 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

umm, that would be a negative ghostrider.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887321)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Pet dog has never been to the vet or eaten store bought dog food

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147350)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

pet dog period

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147360)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

or been neutered or spayed.

And male poors say "I cain't do that to another man" in reference to neutering his dog.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147366)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

So that's why you always see free puppy signs in bad parts of town

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147376)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Exactly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147385)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

"let it be" beetles t-shirts

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147357)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: amethyst theatre selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147379)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

Or a class ring from James Madison University

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147396)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: amethyst theatre selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147465)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

see below

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147473)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:43 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

It's pathetic how sheltered I am. I don't even get most of these. Even the blacks around where I live are somewhat well behaved.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147390)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

I should take you on a narrated white trash trailer tour.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147532)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

If it's anything like that Iraq and sub sahara africa tour, I'm in for a real treat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147551)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Odious aquamarine becky

that would be so awesome... a really obvious open-air safari bus with an announcer blatantly making fun of the white trash as they pass while all the tourists snap pictures and look through binoculars. i would totally pay to go on one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976817)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:10 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

"...and on your left, you will see the reticulated hilljack emerging from his double-wide dwelling, having already engaged in hunting and gathering behavior for the day, evinced by the mini-bag of Cool Ranch doritos in his hand."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976877)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Ultramarine Mood

This might be the funniest thing I've seen on this board yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977481)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:39 PM
Author: haunting transparent filthpig

shut the fuck up, you live in texas you fucking trailer park faggot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153601)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Bearded black woman hall

thank you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154936)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Canary kitty step-uncle's house

although you raise a good point, i still must agree that it is pathetic how sheltered :D is

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157904)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:02 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother

That took you a minute to realize.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171336)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:44 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Inability to tie a necktie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147394)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Wears a polyester clip on instead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147410)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:57 AM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

most college kids can't tie a necktie

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156582)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:58 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

doubt it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156589)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Pungent giraffe

WTF? My Dad taught me how to do that when I was like 10. Did your parents tie your tie for dances and stuff in highschool?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157397)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed box office

That's because of travesties such as student loans, state universities, need-based financial aid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183891)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Slate Puppy

i cant tie a necktie and def not teh poor. i get my woman to tie one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157387)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Old tattered couch is considered "lawn furniture"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147419)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

The trampoline is a busted old mattress out front that the kids jump on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147434)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

home equity loans

(lack of) flood insurance

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147449)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

Attend a state school

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147459)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:51 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Burn your own garbage

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147484)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Lay Generalized Bond

Awesome. We used to do this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147540)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

League bowling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147497)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:02 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

bowling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147576)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:53 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

Name their kids after a major deity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147498)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: bipolar gas station main people

have kids at 17 years old due to the magic of Jesus

think living in Florida is "making it"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147509)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:27 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

*think living in Florida is "making it"*

I'm a total poor!!!!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887330)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Eat government cheese

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147520)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:57 PM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed stage

Government cheese!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147536)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:55 PM
Author: Duck-like Friendly Grandma Dingle Berry

Empty, cracked old cases of Skoal scattered around the dirt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147525)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

I saw that at TAMU.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147566)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

net zero and similar isp's



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147533)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:56 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

Think we are at war with France

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147534)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Nighttime library

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157377)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:58 PM
Author: swollen walnut locus corn cake

Inexplicably have a southern accent, even when they have lived in the midwest their entire lives.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147553)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

omg yes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147558)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: magical trump supporter

nice. Reminds me of ppl I've met from Ohio.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977957)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

I know people from Syracuse, New York who do this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977965)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 10:59 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

tend to be angered easily

wic

paid disability

formula feed their kids

kool aid



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147556)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Wait'll your wife's saggy tits drag the floor. You might wish she'd bottled fed the kids.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147598)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: 180 hideous crotch trailer park

formula feeding your kids is fucking bad for them and anyone who does it without having to for medical reasons is a bad mother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153829)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

i saw white trash on the subway giving her child what appeared to be kool-aid in a bottle and off-brand "cheese puffs." i was properly horrified.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147611)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Kool aid in a bottle? WTF?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147624)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

it was bright red. it damn sure wasn't juice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147655)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Pedialyte. Buy some for your sickly bastard spawn.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147821)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

a) poor white trash don't know what pedialyte is.

b) you do not bring a dehydrated child onto the subway and feed them "cheese puffs."

kill self.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157781)



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Date: July 8th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook

Pedialyte is a rip off. Get Gatorade.

http://www.endonurse.com/hotnews/5ah261635288077.html



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164101)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:07 PM
Author: silver charismatic office fanboi

"The study was supported by a grant from The Gatorade Sports Science Institute."

hmmmmmmmmm........

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171792)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:00 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

Say things like:

"I'll tell you what"

"Fixin"



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147568)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

The biggest vacation in the history of the enitre family was to one of the following:

Disney World

Las Vegas

Some TTT cruise



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147599)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: swollen walnut locus corn cake

Get laid off

Love to hunt (to be fair, I do too)

Blame everything negative on "niggers"

Think cargo pants are dressing up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147600)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147609)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

Ha, yes. I know this strictly from reality TV. On this one Vegas reality show, this black dad took a family trip to Vegas to win enough money for a real vacation. He played craps.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147623)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:08 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Silver Dollar City vacations.

EDIT: This keeps posting to the wrong spot. I don't know why.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147633)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: naked heaven community account

I LOLed

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158093)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:52 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed box office

There's rich hunting (Teddy R., Dick Cheney, etc.) and there's poor hunting (gun rack on pickup truck).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183939)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

hooray on the third one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887343)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:05 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

the teenage girl poor has wavy hair that's bleached blonde and always looks wet and walks around with a 3/4" thick nokia cell phone from 1996 and uses it not only to talk, but to gesture and smokes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147606)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:06 PM
Author: Cream dragon

Sports jerseys that cost double their car payment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147617)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant fantasy-prone roommate

No savings and no rational plan to start saving

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147625)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

tries to cash checks at establishments that aren't banks

uses money orders frequently

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147642)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:09 PM
Author: Cream dragon

"Payday Loans"

Get your next paycheck NOW!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147645)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:10 PM
Author: Impertinent school cafeteria keepsake machete

Well, to be fair, it's hard to save money when you're poor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147647)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:11 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

Shut the fuck up, poor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147658)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed box office

And yet they can afford cable and a bigger TV than my family has.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183959)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:12 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

shiny hair gel

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147672)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: bull headed site gay wizard

Poors seem like the type of people who would fall for:

TEXT SEXY1 to 44338 and get hot text messages sent right to your phone!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147688)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:14 PM
Author: olive titillating water buffalo turdskin

husband met wife while both were serving weekends in "the guard"

first date at Denny's; makeout session afterward; guy chivalrously shares cig with woman

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147702)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:17 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

lol at "the guard"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147731)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:16 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

wears those god awful brown boots that peole like sketchers and american eagle make

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147721)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Cream dragon

Iron bars on house doors/windows. Iron bars are rusted/corroded, and would probably fail at protecting the occupants.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147788)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:25 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

no trespassing signs... as if.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147818)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:56 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed box office

Amazingly, the only people I have ever known to have those bars are my aunt and uncle when they had an apartment on Beacon Hill.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183990)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

uses computers at public library

owns a chevy astro van



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147802)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:26 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

thinks the soldier in iraq are protecting our freedom

thinks we should just blow iraq up

thinks kerry would have legalized gay marriage if he won



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147825)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:27 PM
Author: Cream dragon

Thinks liberals just want to take our money and give it to black people for fun

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147834)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:28 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

tats:

azn symbols

something like a flower on the back of a pale, skinny shoulder revealed by a halter top

ankle tats

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147852)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

watches america's funniest videos

watches pro wrestling and has a favorite pro wrestler

thinks getting dressed up is putting on a cheap polo, khakis, and sketcher boots

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147940)



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Date: July 5th, 2006 11:41 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

watches mad tv and blue collar comdey

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6147971)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 3:52 AM
Author: appetizing gaping

- Sheets instead of doors inside the house

- 5 HBO channels, Showtime, and Cinemax but no air conditioning

- Cheetos always available

- Warped trampoline from excessive sun exposure

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149368)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
Author: Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook

How the hell would a trampoline warp from sun exposure?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149457)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:51 AM
Author: appetizing gaping

http://www.funspot.com/trampoline_repair.php

"Trampoline repair becomes necessary after perimeter stitching deteriorates in the sun's UV-rays. Depending on your location and your trampoline's sun exposure, stitching typically lasts 3 to 8 years before failure."

Never doubt me.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156554)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook

What does that have to do with warping?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156572)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 3:00 AM
Author: appetizing gaping

Because I used to jump on it, and there were patches that would throw you in weird directions, because it was warped, presumably from uneven deterioration of stitching...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156598)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: navy business firm

These are mostly good. Surprised it took so long for someone to mention hunting.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149381)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 4:01 AM
Author: Scarlet abode coldplay fan

hybrids

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6149384)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 6:55 PM
Author: Pungent giraffe

Smoke cigarettes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6153698)



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Date: July 6th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Orange sickened parlour doctorate

Whatyoudreamof!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6154939)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

wear us polo assn

shop at outlet malls



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6156567)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:47 AM
Author: federal space new version

A good start, but all y'all missed:

1. 3L sodas

2. Miller High Life cans

3. Jello shots at memorial day picnic

4. 7 foot wide sat dish

5. "who needs boobs with an ass like mine?" t-shirt

6. purchasing any amount of meat in excess of 1 pound

7. troll doll stuck to dashboard

8. beanie baby collection in closet "increasing in value"

9. Holiday glasses/mugs from fast food restaurant

10. Footstools in living room

11. Reference to "mud room" or "rec room"

12. Unfinished basement

13. Set of "snow tires" in garage

14. piles of camel cash sitting around kitchen

15. Water on cereal instead of milk

16. Above ground swimming pool

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157156)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:52 AM
Author: navy business firm

Great. I never met anyone who poured water on cereal, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157161)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 8:56 AM
Author: federal space new version

I've only heard of that...i think it might be more ghetto than poor, to be honest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157174)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: Self-centered really tough guy theater stage

This is largely credited; however, it must be noted that $1 high life bottles at a bar with a patio and live music is one of the joys of life, and even the participation of a poor or two cannot ruin it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157250)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:56 AM
Author: Vibrant Lay Generalized Bond

Very good call on 3L sodas. I forgot they existed-- I must be losing touch with my roots.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157903)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 12:21 PM
Author: Black razzle menage feces

All of these are credited except #7

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6158052)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:53 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

what's a 3l soda?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171702)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:58 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother

3 liter?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171730)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:00 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

i've never seen such a thing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171742)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:02 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother

Are you serious? They just look like extra huge soda bottles.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171757)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 1:03 AM
Author: exhilarant buck-toothed box office

Mostly good, but the only place I heard of a mud room was from my mom, who had one in her 30-room house in Westchester when she was growing up.

Also, an unfinished basement is sometimes okay; until my family finished ours, it had a dirt floor (for its first 250 years of existence).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184046)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 9:58 AM
Author: pea-brained dull chapel

6 - My parents once bought a whole cow (with one other family) and had it butchered.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511387)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: confused indecent temple

did they watch?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976849)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:00 PM
Author: bright hominid fat ankles

16 is the epitome of poor... buying something normally associated with wealth but doing it cheaply.

also, cars that were once expensive but are now 15 years old and have no value.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885262)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:34 AM
Author: Drab Mildly Autistic Rigpig

Believe University of Phoenix is a real uni.

Try to use their degree in "Business Administration" from there to apply to HBS.

Nickname things that shouldn't be nicknamed (Coffee = Joe, Coors = Colorado Kool Aid, Gasoline = Go Juice)

Celebrate their farts. "Damn! Good One!!!!"

Still wear mullets.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157260)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:47 AM
Author: Pungent giraffe

Wow. You sound completely out of touch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157291)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:51 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

Did somebody mention big screen TVs that constitute half of their assets in worth?

Also, say "INsurance" instead of "inSURance."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157307)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:52 AM
Author: Nighttime library

So much of this stuff applies to my family, it's unbelievable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157311)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:56 AM
Author: Pungent giraffe

Grandma and Grandpa Skeletor would also fit nicely in this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157327)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: Nighttime library

it applies to allll of my family, both sides

my immediate family as well... i've always been considered the nigger sheep

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157333)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

Is that b/c you're black?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157342)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 9:59 AM
Author: Nighttime library

if i was black, i probably wouldn't be posting on this board.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157345)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Pungent giraffe

with your booklearnin...

Could you have made your Dad a lot prouder by making the All-State football team in highschool?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157351)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: Nighttime library

my dad was not part of my childhood

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157360)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Pungent giraffe

*whistles nervously, adjusts collar*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157365)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Nighttime library

daddy? DAAAADDDDY! ...where my chile support???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157374)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

LOLZ. I picture him staring darkly at the screen with a stern look on his face.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157380)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:03 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

REMISSPARENTINGPWN3D

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157368)



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Date: March 6th, 2007 12:16 AM
Author: French dashing church building

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714687)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sable Bawdyhouse

Me too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171836)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado forum

Family that has been killed in a war

bellies that hang over their belt

cheeto fingers

edit: i would continue this to say a minibag of chips or a soda in their hands at all times.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157353)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

Family now serving in I-RAQ is a huge one, currently.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157372)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Self-centered really tough guy theater stage

I assume you are excluding family that was killed in WWII.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157378)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

Yeah, WWII vets are common in classy fams.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157389)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: swollen walnut locus corn cake

Talk with the cigarette still in their mouth

Distrust the government for the wrong reasons

Work at a "plant" or a "shop"

Fat chicks



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157384)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:11 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

"Fat chicks."

It never ceases to amaze me how accurate this is. They should sell their blubber to the Eskimos or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157393)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:13 AM
Author: Nighttime library

"distrust the govt for the wrong reasons"

very accurate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157402)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:09 AM
Author: Irradiated avocado forum

Morals.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157390)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: Milky Indian Lodge

*chortle*

You're thinking of middle class midwesterners, dood. Poors are violent and negligent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157420)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: trip messiness

I think this is right. Poor people have morals, rich people have social rules.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157794)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

and what social rules are those?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887367)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157806)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Nighttime library

'vote republican' bumper stickers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157405)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: trip messiness

So does poor = everyone in America who is not both rich and from a city or a suburb?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157726)



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Date: July 7th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Translucent haunted graveyard point

A lower credit limit than me but a higher balance.

"Yiz"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6157785)



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Date: July 8th, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

Lots of unprotected sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164105)



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Date: July 8th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Read National Enquirer and other tabloids

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6164181)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: Exciting adulterous piazza travel guidebook

Why do you suppose that is?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171185)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: high-end fighting double fault whorehouse

Stupidity plus bad taste.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172327)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: naked heaven community account

Kankles

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171193)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:46 PM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

kankles r so waspy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171274)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: naked heaven community account

I've seen them overflow out of tennis shoes. Bothing about that woman said wasp.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171300)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: brindle concupiscible gaming laptop dopamine

whenever i think 'cankles,' i think middle-aged white woman with short, greying hair, a long skirt or khakis and loafers for folks with wide feet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171304)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:42 PM
Author: insecure sanctuary

But huge amounts of Powerball tix every drawing as a team with their coworkers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171255)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:47 PM
Author: Sticky antidepressant drug

shit in bags

piss off the porch

piss in bottles if it's late

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171276)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: lemon stead boistinker

An enormous brood of dirty, snot-filled children

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171314)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:13 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171827)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 4:08 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Mother

Looks like 'when cousins marry (and have kids)'

Breathes through their mouth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171374)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:29 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

1. nascar moms instead of soccer mom's

2. 80's hair

3. thinks pontiac g6s are "awesome"

4. camaros

5. four-wheelers

6. dirt bikes

7. brown lip liner rings

8. at least one dead tooth

9. the only ones in suits at weddings are the groom and best men

11. pajama pants

12. work boots

13. carpenter jeans

14. fossil is the holy grail of watches

15. short sleaved button shirts

16. if he even has a dress shirt, the collar has a button 17. in each corner

18. can be seen walking around with a generic bottle of water, thinking they're the shit for drinking bottled water

19. think dkny jeans is actual dkny

20. bleach stained clothing



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171925)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: Histrionic Charcoal Party Of The First Part Shrine

wonderful

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183983)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 5:38 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

kinves purchased off of qvc or hsn

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6171966)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

have night jobs as "minute men"



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172289)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: know-it-all kitchen idea he suggested

Bush/Cheney bumper stickers

Support/Pray for Our Troops magnets

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172303)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

would ride in a white limo or a hummer limo

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172705)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 7:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fragrant Ape

Throw a party when daughter finally gets her GED.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6172887)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

a missing limb

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173090)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: contagious church

drink lots of soda, watch soap operas, smoke non-name brand cigarettes, drive irocs or old camrys, watch nascar, have a broken piece of exercise equipment in their living room, go to county fairs, live in a trailer, eat tv dinners, have tattoos with signifcant others name (that they are no longer with), kids out of wedlock... need i go on?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173123)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

smoke or have tattoos period

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173178)



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Date: July 9th, 2006 8:24 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

cell phone cases



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6173181)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:53 AM
Author: lime hospital

jobs as strip mall security guards

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6183945)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Red pozpig

use Vaseline as lube.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6184062)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

"work trucks"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187079)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

CAR EDITION!

a bumblebee yellow, rusted 1993 Dodge Intrepid.

A mustang from the 1980s

A "pimped" Dodge Aries

A door of a different color than the rest of the car.

A Git-R-Done bumper sticker.

IROC...need I say more?

Jesus/abortion bumper stickers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187102)



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Date: July 11th, 2006 2:43 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

sell plasma

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6187113)



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Date: July 13th, 2006 3:24 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

eat at buffets

diabetes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199730)



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Date: July 13th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Copper Foreskin

"Worst Type of American Whites" threads

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199742)



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Date: July 13th, 2006 3:39 AM
Author: appetizing gaping

Take fiber supplements

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6199792)



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Date: July 14th, 2006 3:57 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

listen to 3 doors down



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209092)



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Date: July 14th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: arrogant headpube degenerate

Wear hats with flames on them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6209872)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

i saw generic velveta the other day. it was called "pasteurized cheese spread."

i also so a coon hunting liscense on a truck

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353776)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 2:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood native

"Big Dogs" sportswear

Wraparound shades

Dial-up internet access on 28.8K modem

Motivational posters at workplace - "Teamwork", "Excellence", etc.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6353880)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 3:06 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

i literally lol'ed at the motivational posters

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354036)



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Date: August 1st, 2006 3:08 PM
Author: autistic brethren nowag

Ahh, Successories.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6354064)



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Date: August 9th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

roll their own cigs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6404774)



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Date: August 9th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

frozen french toast/pancakes/waffles

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6405171)



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Date: August 10th, 2006 8:27 AM
Author: Dead Turquoise Institution

Low tuition.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6412804)



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Date: August 14th, 2006 12:10 PM
Author: hilarious persian

Spend thousands to have baby's name tattooed on chest, but don't pay child support.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6436107)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:25 PM
Author: glittery meetinghouse police squad

ask what makes a poor

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509578)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 12:43 PM
Author: domesticated brunch old irish cottage

Cannot name their state's capital and the current Vice President.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6509697)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: amber spot

Have a "college degree" in Air Conditioning repair from a place that advertises on the subway.

Still wear neon clothing

Go to Red Lobster whenever there is a big family celebration

Have a half-erased tattoo on their body (saving money to get the rest done)

waist-length hair

Have their own name, or a boyfriend or girlfriend's tattooed on their arm

Shop at Costco

Drink beer with every meal

Think "Reader's Digest" is sophisticated reading material

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510681)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 5:25 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

the red lobster sounds part sounds like more of a black thing

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510931)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: aqua heady cruise ship faggot firefighter

most of costco's clientele are middle to upper middle class suburbanites.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6510967)



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Date: August 27th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

american cars

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6511197)



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Date: September 20th, 2006 1:21 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

oversized, dingy parkas

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#6646503)



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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:34 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

watch daytime television

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030604)



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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: boyish henna hell love of her life

live in trailers and collect disability benefits, even if able-bodied.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030621)



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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: insecure sanctuary

Let Maury Povich determine paternity

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030633)



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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:46 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030730)



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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:39 PM
Author: boyish henna hell love of her life

spend more on their rims than on their homes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030666)



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Date: November 19th, 2006 11:40 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

damn it. I have *all* of these things.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030670)



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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:06 AM
Author: Clear Blood Rage Knife

frog giggin'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030946)



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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: Clear Blood Rage Knife

glamour shots

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030953)



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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:09 AM
Author: boyish henna hell love of her life

Glamous shots? novel! What are those?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030974)



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Date: November 20th, 2006 12:07 AM
Author: vigorous ladyboy

The HIV

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7030958)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 4:38 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

pocket knifes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511069)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 4:43 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

a dead tooth and a factory job

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511074)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

a revoked license

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511094)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:14 AM
Author: magical trump supporter

Furniture that still has the plastic on it (sometimes 10 years later).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511098)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Vengeful University

...more sex than the losers here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511102)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 5:57 AM
Author: vermilion comical area pistol

Go to church

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7511114)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue corner kitty cat

Poors always pour the milk in first.

Breeding tells.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512091)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

*Poors always pour the milk in first.*

wow, good call on this one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887389)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Hateful blathering resort

building a plane from a kit in the front yard. have been doing so and talking about it for 3-4 years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512143)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Elite school

buy used, usually incomplete encyclopedias that nobody in the house reads

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512741)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 3:15 PM
Author: Elite school

light fireworks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7512857)



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Date: January 30th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: judgmental scourge upon the earth

past the age of 13 I agree.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7513305)



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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:05 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

get arrested by the po-lice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582631)



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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

uncontrolled acne

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582633)



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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:09 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

scraggly facial hair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582634)



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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

don't think 'saw' is a word

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582640)



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Date: February 11th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

black guys white girls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7582641)



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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

support our troops and fetuses

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714416)



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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

foreskin.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714445)



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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

titcp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7714524)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2424346970054106074WFQwfl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885160)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: awkward range

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807105050054106074GevcCU

Um.

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2378757960054106074ZQxKPt

Is that dude getting married in a short sleeve flannel shirt?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885172)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:49 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

at his wedding, yes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885195)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:26 PM
Author: Maroon sexy property

His cousin is pretty hot

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885397)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: passionate chest-beating casino boiling water

buy hummer H3s

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885176)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

i vote pro-life bumper stickers

bumper stickers

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885419)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: amethyst theatre selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7885465)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Unhinged orchid location yarmulke

own cheap auto accessories like colored mats or dashboard decorations.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7886332)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: aqua heady cruise ship faggot firefighter

bluetooth earpieces.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887384)



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Date: April 6th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

drink miller lite, smoke cigarettes and weed, and then put their ashes in the empty beer can.

play "spades"

think reading Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf is cool if you're a white male

work at Friday's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, etc.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7887404)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

Have weddings on days other than Saturday

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976727)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

make threads about ny being too expensive

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976852)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

Or call things "expensive" period.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976867)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

no, a place like stockholm or copenhagen is truly expensive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976925)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

you're almost as cultured as grace kelly. care to tell me about the difference between sushi and sashimi?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976941)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

people in indiana wouldn't know the difference so it'd only confuse you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976950)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

oh i forgot, your passee chunky glasses and circa 1986 lesbian vests make you so worldly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976972)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

they don't, but at least i've been out of my state

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976999)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

oooh, look at me, i've visited every h&m in every western european capital there is.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977018)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza
Subject: and central and eastern

sorry kid, h&m is passe

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977038)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

really? because it looks like you buy all of your clothes there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977050)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Laughsome lake plaza

wrong chain

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977144)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: confused indecent temple

*wipes tears of laughter away*

*emails thread link to everyone i know*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7976907)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Cracking Senate

Too lazy to read the other posts, but...

Do: Beat each other up, get payday loans, buy shitty beer.

Have: Scabies, horse-track stubs, and babies.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977010)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: confused indecent temple

DS, you need to read this thread its too funneh!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977052)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

i've always wondered why they're so violent and have babies. probably because they're irrational due to their smaller brains.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977099)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype (eighties fan)

one or more xoxo monikers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977065)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: confused indecent temple

Walmart

McDonalds

unkempt children, usually 4+ of them, all under the age of 6, with a bun in the oven

wears the faded black spandex pants that stop mid calf + white ankle socks + cheap running shoes (ironic, cuz they never run anywhere) uniform

cheeto mouth

smokes half a cigaret, then puts out/saves it for later

crooked adult teeth



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977094)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

lol the cigarette thing always happens whenever i interrupt a gas station attendant's work break

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977121)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: talented house half-breed

1. Thinks Rolex is the pinnicle of watches

2. Drives a Lexus

3. Can't wait to get their "huge" biglaw salary

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977141)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

only brands known are rolex, armani, harvard.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977169)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

my brother had cancer and the radiation made him retarded. now he can't keep a job because he always gets in fights with people because he has something to prove. he also wears jorts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977189)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:39 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

*Clothing Edition*

Jorts, exclusively cargo pants, fabric belts, shirts by Akademiks, RocaWear, Sean John or just general no-brand stuff with pictures of money, currency signs, guns or cars on the front. Bandannas. Mesh hats sans irony. Multiple sets of hunting fatigues. Acid-wash jeans.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977762)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: Tantric set goyim

They order steak well-done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977822)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

premade mixed salad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977829)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:52 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

With dressing in packets.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977844)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

especilly ranch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977851)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

misspell "especially."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977857)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

pretend typos are spelling errors

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977895)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

touche :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977902)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:04 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

:)

Do you ever say "touché" irl?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977921)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

Yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977929)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:12 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

tool

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977968)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

dude.

*shakes head*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977973)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

wanna date?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977987)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

are you a rasquach h8er?

I can't keep track of them anymore. :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978007)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Burgundy Lodge

nah. i liked the premade mixed salad w/ranch tho. never would have thought of that one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978035)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Sapphire Lettuce Parlor

sorry :(

if it make you feel better, I like ranch sometimes, with chicken strips

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978120)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Bearded Wagecucks

Quarterstaves

Leather Armor

Clubs

Long Swords

Stacks of Arrows

Stacks of Crossbolts

Scrolls of Magic Missile

Scrolls of Identify

Minor Healing Potions

Notes Found on a Dead Body - Return to Nearest Innkeeper to Claim Small Reward

Small Gems

Wolf Pelts

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977883)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

180^hizzla

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977904)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: Big useless volcanic crater market

Dress up for the Olive Garden

Color coordinate their shoes/shirt/hat

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977977)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: racy claret hissy fit toilet seat

Go to food franchises in general.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977983)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Big useless volcanic crater market

Nothing wrong with going. I'd go to Olive Garden/etc if its close and I just want a cheap meal that I'm too lazy to make. Thinking its an event = poor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7977992)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: magical trump supporter

bad teeth/claim they are afraid of the dentist.

bad feet

wear flannel even when it is hot out.

wear a robe around the house.

save ketchup packets, salt & pepper, and plastic utensils from fast food places.

Use a clothes hanger as a as a tv antenna

Hangs clothes on the clothes line.

drinks tang, generic sodas (grape, strawberry, apple).

Watches televion stations in a language they don't know.

Thinks 10$/hr is alot to get paid



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#7978172)



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Date: September 28th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: bonkers stag film jap

TVs in cars

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/09/gpstv.jpg

Car balls

http://www.boudist.com/images/car-balls.jpg



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702465)



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Date: September 28th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: motley fuchsia useless brakes

Zune

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#8702480)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001764)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth tank

awesome thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001858)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling center macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001801)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Magenta Roast Beef Legend

Say "ignorant" when they mean "rude".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9001854)



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Date: January 7th, 2008 5:24 AM
Author: Free-loading mental disorder

1. have non-tax deductible cell phone bills

2. say things like "i only have 50 minutes left on my cell phone plan"

3. live within 2 blocks of a liquor store, with a check-cashing service

4. roll up their own cigarettes.

5. ask their friends "can i hit that" on the above mentioned cigarettes.

6. ask "how much gas you got in your car?"

7. drink beer in the park

8. drink beer in coin-operated laundry mats

9. updates their myspace more than once a month



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125098)



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Date: January 12th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

9. has a myspace

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152404)



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Date: January 7th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Provocative background story mad cow disease

use poors as a noun

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9125298)



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Date: January 12th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling center macaca

1. Degree from Indiana

2. False hopes it will get them a job paying over 40k/year

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9152408)



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Date: January 27th, 2008 10:36 AM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth tank



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228844)



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Date: January 27th, 2008 10:40 AM
Author: Indigo Multi-colored Theater Twinkling Uncleanness

Always ask this question about new restaurants:

"Did you get enough?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9228853)



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Date: January 27th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Sepia Circlehead Rehab

Things they do:

Watch their little girl die in the car on the way to the doctor from a simple strep infection because they can't afford insurance and can't afford to pay the doctor so they put off going hoping the illnes will clear up on its own.

This thread is disgusting.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229344)



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Date: January 27th, 2008 1:12 PM
Author: onyx vivacious queen of the night

lolz

dead poors are funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9229354)



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Date: March 15th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating state internal respiration

don't major in finance, econ, or a hard science

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481949)



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Date: March 15th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: electric dysfunction

Live in ManhaTTTan

ROFL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=448721&forum_id=2#9481952)