Date: October 7th, 2005 10:16 AM Author: Ocher provocative macaca ratface
you are confusing cut with style. if you are going to go that far why not say this guy being a douche pretty much disqualifies him from having a "nice haircut"
Date: October 7th, 2005 10:21 AM Author: Ocher provocative macaca ratface
then we've reached an impasse. I could get have the best haircut in the world but as soon as I load it with grease and slick it over like a nazi it becomes bad style. (arguably, some nazis do pull it off well).
Sorry, you're well within your rights to defend yourself from potshots, but this was great: "(which may or may not have ever had gel in it)." Way to play your cards close to your vest!
Date: October 7th, 2005 5:48 PM Author: Anal public bath chad
Who brags about being "social"? Good on you - you've probably gone to every bar review this year.
Without ever having met you in real life, I can pretty much guarantee I have cooler friends, perform awesomer feats, and pull much much hotter chicks than you do. The evidence is this thread and the gel on your head.
Date: December 23rd, 2005 12:24 AM Author: impressive feces
Are you BLACK???!!!!!! What are your other MONIKERS????????!!!
1. I am indeed Black....
2. As I have said before, I only post under ONE account....
Because I am Black, you assume that I shop at Walmart's, have enormous thighs, eat bacon, and walk slowly. That is racist. Yes, I will do well on the LSAT, in ls, and thereafter.... Also, I am a Virgin because of my moral, religious, and personal beliefs.... That may describe you, but I am not.... Anyhow, I am a virtuous virgin.... HTH. Also, if you are going to attempt to insult me, do so under your regular moniker....You need to read that thread again because I never said that "people tell me I look like a celebrity all the time". However, I have been told that I resemble (at least to some extent) quite a few celebrities, some more so than others.... Well, I am real.... Also, I have been a poster since December of 2003; if I were schtick, I would not have maintained the same persona for that period of time. My personality is the same IRL.... As I have said before, that has become particularly lame and trite.... Since I am a Christian, I really would hope to lead others to the path of righteousness.... If you are really engaging in such activities, then you are immoral, vile, and perverted and need to see the light.... No.... People generally find me innocent, sweet, adorable, and endearing IRL, mainly because I am small, I look young, and I sound young.... No.... Once again, I only post under ONE account.... HTH. IRL, people generally realize that I am intelligent, especially after talking to me.... Um, that is not me.... I never wear that type of hair style, that woman looks much older than I do, etc.... What is your problem? Um, no.... When I refer to "curse words", I am referring to profanity, such as the a-word, b-word, f-word, s-word, and d-word.... Furthermore, there have been people who, after being in a long-term relationship, did not remain virgins until marriage, although they wanted to do so.... However, that is not a problem for me because I am a virgin for moral, religious, and personal reasons.... I am also asexual and I have no sexual urges what-so-ever (I don't even masturbate), as I am empty in that regard.... HTH. Why do you harbor hostility towards me? I have not really responded to your posts prior to this thread, unless you posted/post under another moniker that I am unaware of.... I challenge you or any other poster to provide links to posts in which I have been inconsistent or made statements contrary to my espoused beliefs.... Guess what? You cannot because I have not faltered.... I am real and my xoxo persona is quite similar to my RL persona; the main difference is that I am more of an intellectual IRL.... Um, I often ask questions, in case you have not noticed.... Who are you and what is your point? Why do you find it necessary to include my moniker in your reply(ies)? Why are you perverting my thread? Anyhow, as I have said before, you are a hater because you harass me and harbor hostility towards me.... HTH. Seriously, I have naturally rather perky (especially for their size) 34D/DD breasts on a not fat body; if I wanted a guy to see my bare breasts, I could do so for a guy who is superior to you in every way and would love for me to do so, but I don't want and I will not do so.... Anyhow, I will take your post as a compliment.... Why are you such a racist and why do you always find it necessary to express disdain for me? Okay, but why are you racist? What factors have contributed to your racist attitude? No, you obviously post under another moniker as well.... Anyhow, your hostility is inane, idiotic, unnecessary, and uncalled for.... No.... Your posts reflect your actual attitude, at least to some extent; psychology has shown that to be the case.... I would rather be tortured, swim in water filled with leeches and piranhas, and then thrown into a pit of fire than to date you or anyone of your ilk. You post under multiple monikers and you are an insane psycho.... Anyhow, I am intelligent, although I am not a genius.... I am definitely NOT stupid.... I am definitely NOT stupid... I am definitely NOT stupid... My 120+ IQ, GPA, etc. disagree with that statement..... Well, the answer that you are probably expecting is watermelon; however, I do not like the taste of watermelon.... My favorite fruit is the pineapple....
Date: October 7th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Fluffy Electric Piazza
You don't want to be outed because you are afraid of RTB. I never personally attacked anyone, so I am not worried about it. You are an idiot for posting that here. HTH.
Date: November 11th, 2008 12:27 AM Author: Fluffy Electric Piazza
yea I think this was like the first month i posted here and I thought I was going to be president / save the world or something. In short I was somewhat douchetastic.
I was also friends with one of the guys in the picture (not RTB) and I felt bad for him.
Date: October 7th, 2005 7:01 PM Author: Trip Vengeful Step-uncle's House Idea He Suggested
i do think it's odd that they all seem to be sporting the "longish, gelled, parted down the middle in the front, somewhat curly" hairstyle. Think they got ready together, giving each other tips as they gelled?
also, it seems from the other pictures that the only acceptable attire is cargo shorts and tennis shoes with no socks.
Date: October 8th, 2005 9:46 AM Author: tan hell rigor
I think there's been way too much emphasis on the gel aspect of these dudes cuts, and not enough on the weird bangs, semi-longish thing. Where did that come from? Fucking douchebags.
Date: November 13th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: amber pit
PwNED to the max! btw what is it with these people defending those asswipes, they shouldnt be getting in pictures if they're so sensitive, also here is the top ten resons you know these guys are TTT masculinity-wise:
10)Polo shirt extremely sweaty
9) "yeah, those are snaps on my dress shirt, so what?" look
8) does it get more predictable than a redsox shirt...no
7)grow some fukin facial hair, somebody!
6) I may be wrong, but i think i know that bar...a gay bar?
5) no, definately a gay bar
4) aviators? really? great balls of flamers!
3) also, in your shirt? at night? leave 'em home
2) It's a dude behind the camera
1)....drum roll.......its not so much the gel, as it is the curly-cues!
Date: November 13th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: amber pit
im still trying to work out the kinks... btw what is it with these people defending those asswipes, they shouldnt be getting in pictures if they're so sensitive, also here is the top ten resons you know these guys are TTT masculinity-wise:
10)Polo shirt extremely sweaty
9) "yeah, those are snaps on my dress shirt, so what?" look
8) does it get more predictable than a redsox shirt...no
7) grow some fukin facial hair, somebody!
6) I may be wrong, but i think i know that bar...a gay bar?
5) no, definately a gay bar (revision: i have never been there)
4) aviators? really? great balls of flamers!
3) also, in your shirt? at night? leave 'em home
2) It's a dude behind the camera
1)....drum roll.......its not so much the gel, as it is the curly-cues!
Date: November 13th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: exciting plaza
OK, objectively, the two guys on the right have horrible hairstyles, and the guy on the left has wavy hair and he really can't do anything else except cut it off probably.
Date: November 13th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: exciting plaza
Another weird thing about this infamous picture is that it looks like at least two of them have heavily stained shirts. Or is that just bad picture quality.
Date: November 13th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: amber pit
if i had to venture a guess, i would say that the stain on the center guys shirt is from the guy on the rights exitedness, and in the words of my wise friend: the guy on the left's stain is "collateral damage"
Date: November 13th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: amber pit
no, though you are quite right, that man is quite possibly GOD, im saying that the guy wearing three different off-whites, and throwing the red ball, while allowing his left arm to dangle gaynously....is not fashionable, or remotely prestigious
Date: November 13th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: amber pit
under careful consideration of the above evidence, I am quite pissed that i do not attend HLS, as i would be sure to rake up the pussy (although im notsure that the girls there are any less tragic)- except for this one girl i know from undergrad at ucla, shes a 1L, and damn! she was a piece of ass (never hit it :(
Date: December 1st, 2005 11:28 PM Author: Anal public bath chad
The flabbergasting thing about your posts is this insistence that I live in embittered monkish celibacy while you're promenading around cambridge with the beer flowing, the laughter rollicking and a girl hanging on each arm - that somehow your greased coiffure and stained shirt makes *me* the loser
But you're right that I feel superior to you, and more than a little bit
Date: December 14th, 2005 10:31 PM Author: Glittery Incel Site
so which one of the gelheads is RTB? guesses? i'd bet on the blonde guy. the other two look too goofy. he's the only one who looks like he could (pretend to) be a badass.
Date: December 14th, 2005 10:50 PM Author: territorial azn church
not to sound like i'm supporting rtb or anything, because he does sound like a tool, but does anyone actually think evan-2001 is free of all fault here? he could have let this thread die a long time ago, but he keeps bumping it over and over again. so if there's a rash of assaults by the gelhead gang, it's not like he wasn't asking for it. i'm just saying...
Date: December 15th, 2005 12:13 AM Author: out-of-control grizzly wrinkle
evan-2001 is clearly an unpreftigiouf douchebag. Instead of going out with friends or fucking his non-existant girlfriend, he wastes time making fun of random people on XO.
Date: December 15th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: turquoise tanning salon ape
I thought this was a thread where people discussed stupid hls pictures (a la PCL). Man have I been missing out. This is soooo funny. RTB is a dickturd. Good job owning him evan. I hope you don't get outed and get your ass beat some day... well actually that would improve this thread ten fold!
Date: December 15th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: amber pit
surely this thred has broken the top ten funniest threads of all time....so losing a v5 job offer wont matter much in comparison. besides, these guys will be, what, third year associates at best by the time evan goes job-hunting...so they will have no pull what-so-ever.
Date: December 18th, 2005 7:28 PM Author: judgmental haunted graveyard reading party Subject: RTB - this will haunt you at every HLS class reunion forEVER
Date: December 19th, 2005 5:08 AM Author: judgmental haunted graveyard reading party Subject: He isn't, but he is doomed to relive the gel incident at every
reunion.
I have been out for almost 3 decades & trust me, some trivial & bone headed action is the one people always recall.
He'll be a paunchy middle-aged guy at the 20th and someone's spouse will tell him 'Oh sure - I've heard of you, you're the hair gel guy'
Of course, We are counting on you to keep the story alive.
Date: December 19th, 2005 10:40 AM Author: judgmental haunted graveyard reading party Subject: take it from a paunchy middle aged guy - there is no doubt
Date: December 20th, 2005 11:04 AM Author: judgmental haunted graveyard reading party Subject: legends don;'t need truth just what people recall & they
Supposedly one of the guys was out this weekend and someone came up to him with a printout of the pic to ask for an autograph. Did anyone else here about this?
saw reiner this afternoon at starbucks. he ordered a venti hot chocolate w/o whipped cream. the cashier called out the order but forgot the w/o whip part. drink maker girl gave reiner his drink but it had whip. he told her he had ordered no whip. she said ok i'll spoon it out for you. he said no dice, make it again. she was reluctant to throw out the drink. he mini-spazzed on her and said make it again or else give me my money back and i'm filing a complaint w/ the manager.
she made it again from scratch.
he took his drink and left in a huff.
[EDIT] it appeared no gel. maybe some hairspray, but not too much.
post pics of african american students wearing gel or else you are all a bunch of racists to exclude african americans from the festivities on this thread
Date: February 17th, 2006 6:44 PM Author: flirting preventive strike
The ironic thing about this thread it wouldn't have been nearly as funny if RTB hadn't shown up to defend his gelled honor. If he'd simply let it slide, the thread would be long gone by now. Instead, he's turned it into a classic and ensured that it will be bumped into eternity.
Date: February 19th, 2006 11:14 PM Author: submissive translucent degenerate
that is amazing, he actually edited out some of his posts...what a sissy, if you are going to talk all that shit, you can't back down now. I hope he is outted so I can laugh at him to his face
Date: May 18th, 2006 8:27 PM Author: charcoal curious nursing home ceo
this thread will live on for future xoxo-ers to enjoy... i have never read anything more hilarious than this. it has nothing to do with the characters involved-we all have our flaws. but the obvious mistake this guy made in trying to defend himself is just too funny.... i mean this thread has even extended beyond law students. hell, i show it to anyone that is willing to read it...
Date: July 13th, 2006 1:30 PM Author: Fluffy Electric Piazza
"I mean, you can't -- you guys are like rerun stories. This is just -- this is old stuff. I mean, it's like watching Sanford and Son, you know, you just, rerun after rerun after rerun."
Date: October 30th, 2006 5:14 PM Author: Metal Scarlet House Subject: Real Men of Genius at Harvard?
Do the makers of Budlight's "Real Men of Genius" radio adds read xoxohth? The other day I heard this one in the car and it made me wonder:
*Singer* "Real men of Genius~~"
"Today we Salute you Mr. Hair Gel over Geller" (Background singer)"Mr. Hair Gel over Geller~!"
"Less Ambitious men stop with 2-in-1 shampoo, but you put in countless hours, tireless dedication, and a 5 gallon drum of Industrial Adhesive." (Background singer)"Sticky Gooo~"
"Like a lacquered hedgehog or oily porcupine, What woman wouldn't want to run her fingers through your razor sharp stalagmites of hair." (Background singer)"Or is it Stalagtites~?"
"Wind, Water, stray bullets, even repeated hammer blows. Nothing can muss your immovable mane." (Background singer)"I've got a hair helmet~"
"So Crack open an ice cold Budlight o' Master of Mousse, and while you're at it, crack open another bucket of goo."
Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:08 AM Author: maniacal quadroon resort
While some men over-gel, others are desperately in need of gel, yet fail to gel. One such man is Renat from Section 2. The hair on the back of his head is always sticking straight up. Just a little bit of gel would do him so good.
Date: February 3rd, 2007 6:15 PM Author: Fishy nibblets Subject: Harvard Law School
The guy who looks like Matt Damon with Downs Syndrome needs to come back to HLS because 1L Renat Lumpau is still not using any gel. His hair is sticking straight up in back. This is not a professional look for Renat Lumpau and it's going to hold him back in his career if he does not do something about it.
Date: February 28th, 2008 8:11 AM Author: Infuriating sound barrier
i'm surprised you haven't posted a link to the head ram's profile at his firm. you were the one who told us all where he works. just think of all the noobs who don't have a face/haircut to put with this thread!