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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: saffron corn cake

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: low-t fat ankles

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: twisted beady-eyed nursing home regret

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: garnet windowlicker stag film

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Ultramarine tattoo

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: racy set faggot firefighter



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker stag film

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Native Queen Of The Night



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Metal prole

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Ruby voyeur

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: vigorous station party of the first part

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Pungent half-breed trump supporter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: glassy mentally impaired meetinghouse

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Pungent half-breed trump supporter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2026 7:52 AM
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