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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle rambunctious wagecucks police squad Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.
1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.
Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.
See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003). |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM Author: At-the-ready Nursing Home Degenerate No one should vote for Greg Abbott. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM Author: insanely creepy church building nowag SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM Author: Motley institution Easy, chief. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM Author: insanely creepy church building nowag I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM Author: magical athletic conference (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM Author: balding affirmative action gaming laptop greg abbott is my dad (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM Author: Lascivious pearly set greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793) |
Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don) Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM Author: soggy state hominid i teared. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369) |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM Author: Cheese-eating step-uncle's house prole jfc, nay...
JFC! |
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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM Author: vibrant brass lay To be fair,
But they're also pretty tasty bro |
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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM Author: Magenta Codepig Point In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM Author: primrose fanboi home (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don) morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM Author: aromatic mahogany locale regret (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM Author: Soul-stirring chrome voyeur principal's office ITT: White people who love their dogs too much. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM Author: Electric purple resort marketing idea WTF (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Vermilion Therapy Rehab 120 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM Author: seedy ceo Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.
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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM Author: curious forum becky 120 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM Author: Learning Disabled Big Internal Respiration CAF (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM Author: comical avocado persian den This dude wrote that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM Author: twinkling useless brakes 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM Author: spectacular bearded associate http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM Author: twinkling useless brakes (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: propecia mathematica (uspo) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM Author: Vermilion Therapy Rehab I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM Author: Electric purple resort marketing idea (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM Author: dull fragrant ratface french chef Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556) |
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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM Author: Electric purple resort marketing idea (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM Author: Motley institution Nothing to see here! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM Author: Motley institution (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM Author: insanely creepy church building nowag NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM Author: At-the-ready Nursing Home Degenerate Is Greg Abbott a racist? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: bisexual skinny woman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: bisexual skinny woman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM Author: Heady national On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM Author: At-the-ready Nursing Home Degenerate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM Author: bisexual skinny woman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM Author: primrose fanboi home (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM Author: primrose fanboi home (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771) |
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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM Author: house-broken stage (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190) |
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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: passionate awkward property niggertits (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205) |
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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:10 PM Author: Historical American (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#50233239) |