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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Glassy zippy theater stage
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
contagious dun goal in life
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
contagious dun goal in life
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
contagious dun goal in life
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
contagious dun goal in life
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
dp..
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
contagious dun goal in life
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
opaque boiling water lay
  01/11/06
<3
blue reading party
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
curious well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
blue reading party
  05/10/06
agreed.
curious well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Milky Erotic Kitchen Athletic Conference
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
opaque boiling water lay
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Milky Erotic Kitchen Athletic Conference
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
histrionic dopamine
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
opaque boiling water lay
  05/10/06
haha, noted
histrionic dopamine
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
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  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
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  05/10/06
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  07/19/06
Bump.
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  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Unholy library
  07/29/06
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Racy location
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
opaque boiling water lay
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
chestnut blathering home main people
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
opaque boiling water lay
  09/28/06
sure
chestnut blathering home main people
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
Orange house-broken temple
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
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  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
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  10/23/06
scoop
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Glassy zippy theater stage

A minor classic.

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: contagious dun goal in life

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: contagious dun goal in life

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: contagious dun goal in life

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: contagious dun goal in life

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

dp..

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: contagious dun goal in life

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)



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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: blue reading party

<3

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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: curious well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: blue reading party

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: curious well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

agreed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Milky Erotic Kitchen Athletic Conference

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Milky Erotic Kitchen Athletic Conference

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: histrionic dopamine

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: histrionic dopamine

haha, noted

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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Self-centered galvanic black woman

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)



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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: vivacious scourge upon the earth

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine laser beams

hi

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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: curious well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

Bump.

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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Unholy library

bump, nigga

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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Racy location

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)



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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: chestnut blathering home main people

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: opaque boiling water lay

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: chestnut blathering home main people

sure

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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: Orange house-broken temple

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)



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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: adventurous area

underrated. spoonculum man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)



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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: shimmering exciting office

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

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Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: blue reading party

scoop

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Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: Boyish Rigpig



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Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Stimulating nudist spot partner

120

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Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: passionate shivering messiness

180. One of my all time favorites.



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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: comical sadistic cruise ship

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

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Author: frum elite hairy legs hospital



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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: dashing karate nursing home

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Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
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