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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Diverse Nubile Place Of Business
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Violent dark death wish
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Diverse Nubile Place Of Business
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Thriller university
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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The minds are not matched
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His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
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  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
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  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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  04/05/22
shots fired
rambunctious hell
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
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  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Diverse Nubile Place Of Business
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
lime voyeur piazza
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
brindle cheese-eating bawdyhouse
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
180 people who are hurt
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Thriller university
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
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  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
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  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
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how much you pay them?
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nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Violent dark death wish

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Thriller university

Getting blasted everyday

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: lemon internet-worthy step-uncle's house

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: saffron coldplay fan locale



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Thriller university

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Clear Whorehouse



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: stimulating kitchen



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: misunderstood comical persian regret



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Laughsome balding chapel boiling water



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Pink Overrated Gas Station Digit Ratio

The minds are not matched

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Jet lodge masturbator

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: carmine talented point



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Jet lodge masturbator

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Jet lodge masturbator

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Chocolate vigorous famous landscape painting temple

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Twinkling blood rage hall

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: aquamarine pontificating shrine

Height?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business

5'7" - 5'8"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Glittery yellow base son of senegal



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Magical Area Cuckoldry



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Iridescent Mewling Mad-dog Skullcap

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: rambunctious hell

shots fired

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Copper double fault

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: very tactful state boltzmann

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: lime voyeur piazza

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: brindle cheese-eating bawdyhouse

tallmos done here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: 180 people who are hurt

This is JJC, right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Thriller university

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: greedy library

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: very tactful state boltzmann

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Electric hospital

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Thriller university



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Bateful beta gunner weed whacker



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Ocher excitant theater



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: shimmering generalized bond

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Diverse Nubile Place Of Business



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: thirsty galvanic parlour ladyboy



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: thirsty galvanic parlour ladyboy

how much you pay them?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114491)