Date: November 6th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
Random women will use any pretense to come up to me at the dog park or whatever and do all their pre flight checks which are basically questions to determine if you are a high value male or an aspie loser. Only if you get through this checklist can you begin to flirt and tease. It's so transactional and sexless. Even if there was a physical attraction at first they can talk their own pussy dry.
Date: November 6th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
What kind of dog is that he's so cute do you come to this dog park a lot its my first time I'm actually dogsitting for a friend she's in Italy doing a yoga retreat have you been to italy I've only been there 7 times I really miss it aren't the leaves pretty this time of year I love seeing them out the window while I work I work for salesforce but I work from home so they're flexibile what do you do is there a lot of travel do you love to travel I'm glad we americans can go abroad without apologizing now did you vote what a relief
Date: November 6th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
You can't "jump the queue" and say anything even remotely flirty like "you have such pretty eyes" or "I wanna sniff your armpits like a truffle hunting dog in Tuscany" cause their brain to pussy wiring is so degraded by ssris and birth control. You basically have to do nothing but show value and then hope maybe she'll become sexually attracted to you after a year or 2 of being in a relationship
Date: November 6th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
I have an old John Deere riding mower from 1985 that will only start if you fully charge the battery, spray starter fluid into the carburetor while turning the ignition, flip the blade motor on and off 7-8 times, and set the choke just right, and even then it takes about 30 attempts, and women make it look reliable