Date: November 5th, 2026 2:38 AM Author: Anglo living on the Rez
yeah i dont care about them, interested in the white areas. are they taken over by asians? hispanics? segregated? towson vs Hoco? leftist catholics or leftists and catholics? episcopalians?
underrated city. amazing seafood, great music scene, beautiful by the water, full of chill creative people much less douchey than their neighbors in DC
i don't remember people being annoyingly lib like speech policing or anything. very blue but not like NIMBY elitist types for the most part like you find in the northeast. actually Columbia was founded upon like YIMBY principles, it's a "planned community" where the goal is for diff incomes, races, etc to all live in harmony. the public schools were great.
Date: November 5th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: alias.php
North BaltCo is where you want to be. Look at Stevenson (probably the most elite area outside the city), Loch Raven, Sparks, Hereford, Monkton, etc. I find the area around Loch Raven to be very beautiful. Two things to keep in mind: the furthest west you go, the more jews there will be, up and down the road from Pikesville to Reisterstown; and that Maryland was originally THE Catholic state. England dumped all the Catholics here. The state has such a ridiculous shape because the crown kept eating away at the borders because they hated the Catholics so much. Lots of the old money up county is Catholic, although it's not culturally dominant.
Date: November 5th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
Catholic HS is probably the weakest of the Catholic high schools. It's somewhere east of Baltimore and has a working class intake. If you want a good Catholic HS for your sons, the answer is either Loyola Blakefield or Calvert Hall. Former is fancier and richer, the latter is more rounded and cheaper. But seems like all the local Catholic bros went to one or the other.
Date: November 5th, 2026 4:03 PM Author: Tirant Lo Blanc
That stretch reminds me of NYC circa 1992. There are some attempts at hip restaurants, bars, etc., but the area is so aggressively ghetto it just makes it more sad.
Date: November 5th, 2026 2:50 AM Author: Junko Enoshima (JunkoEnoshima)
I went there once and I was like "This is it?" The show makes Baltimore seem like New York in scale, but I'm pretty sure you can see Camden Yards from Locust Point.
Date: November 5th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
Grew up in Baltimore. Baltimore proper, not some far flung suburb like Columbia that no one in Baltimore considers part of Baltimore. I'll give a short overview.
Midsize, managed declining American city that carries above its weight cultural and professional institutions, meaning for the upper middle classes it can be genuinely a land of pleasant living with relatively affordable housing and good private schools at a fraction of the cost of DC or NYC or CA. And parts of Baltimore (city proper) is beautiful neighborhoods after beautiful neighborhoods. Small and compact metro area means getting around is easy, everywhere is seemingly no more than 20 minutes away.
Flip side is extensive decaying to outright post-apocalyptic areas that stretch for miles after miles, with entrenched urban poverty that never improves. The transformation of the city from 1950 to present is something to behold. Politics is dysfunctional, the politics of people who want no change and the city will be a Democratic fiefdom longer than cockroaches surviving a nuclear bomb. Maryland is weirdly Democratic state, it's dominated by the Democrats who talk the talk but govern moderately, it's no Massachusetts despite similar voting breakdowns. I attribute this to the black voters, who are the biggest bloc in Maryland politics. They just want their share of the grift and aren't interested in progressive issues, so ultimately it's not a bad state for Republicans to live.
Like many midsize cities, Baltimore is intensely local. People tend to be from Baltimore. Where you went to high school, public or private, is still asked of elderly people. Parochialism is intense. There is no energy or dynamism. People say Baltimore has the personality and culture lacking of Phoenix or Atlanta or Dallas, but Baltimore also has no growth, no real economy of any note. It's a place to live, it's not a place to achieve things. That may matter to you, it may not. The one exception is Hopkins.
Date: November 5th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
BTW the poster above saying Towson is like Columbia tells you what you need to know. He knows nothing about Baltimore.
Towson is different. It's older, built around an existing county seat and commercial core, has a range neighborhoods from some of the most expensive in the region to more middle class 50s housing, altogether the classic east coast suburbs of an older city. Columbia is all post 1960s master planned cul-de-sacs and seemingly a long way from anywhere.
Date: November 5th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
Country/exurban. Horse farms fancy and modest, lots of little 1990s cul de sac off a winding country road and a handful of houses, some architecturally distinctive properties with acreages, lots of woods, lots of open space, some surviving actual farming farms. At the same time there's still a lingering redneck population in modest houses and even trailers in a hidden dell here and there.
I wouldn't call it rural properly but it's exurban. Can be genuinely pastoral. There's a popular bike trail that goes through beautiful valleys. New development is now heavily controlled.
frederick is really cool. probably getting to be a bit expensive but used to be cheap. their historical downtown is 180. i have a friend who lives on braddock mountain and he loves it.
used to be a far-flung dc exurb but is kind of a suburb now.
Date: November 5th, 2026 11:54 AM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
Can't speak to Leonardtown but Frederick is a very pretty historic town. Now surrounded by exurban housing on a significant scale, mucking up the once lovely countryside. It's an outer suburb of DC and has a commuter train.
I gather it's diversified a lot. 20 years ago the county would have been solid red between the rural population and the exurban Bush Republicans. Now it's pretty solid blue. Town itself has lots of Hispanics, who are now all over those small central MD and Pennsylvania towns. But if you're aiming for an affordable suburban lifestyle with newer shiny housing and with easy access to good nature and some hiking, Frederick isn't a bad option. The town itself has some eateries and breweries if that's your thing.
scholarship, esp re provincialism. i'm a traditional labor atty and have spent a good portion of my career at firms in baltimore, and EVERYONE knows each other, particularly in the labor world, which is small. to give an example, my first boss had to lay me off because he lost a big client. he was around 70 at the time, so he just hung it up then. he called the Center Club to see if they had a "retiree rate", and within two hours of him calling to ask that, he got a call from one of his clients to ask him what was up with him retiring. everyone knows everyone there.
I am a transplant to the area and have lived/worked in DC/Baltimore for years now. Live in the Baltimore burbs.
I agree that it's provincial but I think the "where'd you go to school" question is a bit overplayed. I've never really felt excluded from any professional circle or whatever just because I'm not a native. To the contrary it's been a welcoming place for me work wise. I've no doubt that some of this is I just never had an interest in pushing my way into old boys networks or whatever, but it hasn't been an impediment to doing what I want or making money. It's no more local than any other city outside of NYC/DC/LA/SF.
Energy or dynamism - I'm not really sure what you mean by that, it's an unhelpful blanket statement to make about a city. It's not NYC, but everyone knows that. There is incredible research going on at places like Hopkins, NIH, Applied Physics lab. Big defense contractors (both legacy and new) have major operations in the area. It's got a good, really robust economy compared to most midsize cities in the US. A lot of it is tied to DC or outside of Baltimore proper, but it's a true urban conurbation with very little to differentiate between metros.
Date: November 5th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
I was being a bit generalist. No one should expect to be excluded because they didn't grow up in Baltimore, it's a reflection of the limited turnover.
I live in LA and spent many years in London, Dubai and Singapore, and my role has me also spending a goodly portion of the year at various offices in the bigger cities across the US as well as London and elsewhere. There are personality differences between Baltimore and up and coming middle cities like Phoenix or Dallas. Corporate cities tend to be highly meritocratic, there's lots of opportunities and a focus on growth. You see this reflected in the metro area population. Baltimore's metro grew from 2.5M in 2000 to 2.8M today, a growth of 300k new residents. Compare that to 2.2M in greater Atlanta in the same time period, or 3.3M in Dallas. Even Tampa added 1M new residents in 25 years. No college kid says I want to move to Baltimore.
I had the Hopkins disclaimer at the end of my post. My father taught at Hopkins for decades and like most Hopkins folks, it was why he came to Baltimore. But as you conceded, parts of Hopkins like the APL is closer to DC, as are the defense contracting firms south of the city. It's a different world than Baltimore proper or the northern suburbs. Is it fair to say someone moving to Howard County to work for APL and a spouse who commutes to DC or Fort Meade is living in Baltimore? I don't think it is.
I would never say there's very little to differentiate between Baltimore and DC, another city I also spend a lot of time in due to work. They are structurally and economically different entities with wildly different demographics and purposes.
DC and Baltimore are different cities, but the lived experience of being somewhere in the DC/BAL blob is that you can look for jobs in both, work in either, have a spouse working in either, etc. That's what i mean when I said they're not really differentiated.
It's funny because some of your responses reflect a baked in "Smalltimore" view. (I am not saying that as an attack ) Like, why wouldn't Howard County or Anne Arundel county be viewed as greater Baltimore? The Census bureau views them that way based on commuting data. Severna Park and Ellicott City are Baltimore suburbs. You're talking about places that are literally 15-20 mins from the city center as if they're out of Baltimore's orbit. Would you draw those distinctions with Fort Worth and Dallas?
I also think the low turnover point holds truer for some areas and suburbs than others. In my burb, we have a TON of transplants who work for APL, university systems, fed gov. And many who also work in schools or state gov or whatever but moved from out of state. I only have a handful of close friends who grew up in the area--could be that transplants seek each other out, but my neighborhood also has a huge number of transplants (a lot from Buffalo for some reason?). But I expect that in places like northern Baltimore county (very nice, very rich ) its more homegrown.
Date: November 5th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: alias.php
I'd also like to add that
- Baltimore is still a top 10 port
- all of the U. of Maryland professional schools are here and in particular the UMB/UMSOM research complex is massive (although dwarfed by Hopkins, the largest academic research engine in the world)
- Baltimore City (not Annapolis) is the largest operational hub for MD state gov offices
- The steel plant and GM are gone but the redevelopment of Sparrows Point is exciting and dynamic
- A friend works for a company <10 people that builds drones in Balt City for the military to skeet shoot. Startup costs are low, expected salaries are reasonable, and there's ample access to light specialized manufacturing in the area
i grew up in bowie, which is in a nether region beteween dc and baltimore, but i always identified more as a "dc area" person. baltimore fucking SUCKS. back in the 90s, both bmore and dc were utter slums. by the early 00s, dc had essentially turned completely around into what you see today. baltimore just continued to get worse.
maybe the worst thing about bmore is its residents have a huge chip on their shoulders and act like it's a better city than dc, which is absolutely retarded. it's a dangerous shithole.
Date: November 5th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: alias.php
I live in Baltimore City, in the "White L." I had lived in DC but never got a good job and realized I could have a better life in Baltimore. I moved here eight years ago, bought a rowhome six years ago, and bought a small apartment building in the same neighborhood three years ago. Still don't have a good job happier about it living here.