Date: November 15th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Magenta public bath
correct
harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the mechanics of this. i can take two wolves AT LEAST, probably 3. one shitpit & a tmf doesnt even require plugging in the numbers.
Date: November 16th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Magenta public bath
dude they dont have fucking arms with hands or even tmf sized brains.
two wolves are fucking done here.
the issue with three is just how quick they could get me while i was taking them out one by one. they might be quick. but then again wolves are beta sissycucks so the other two might back off when i harrison-alpha the closest one.
Date: January 18th, 2015 4:24 AM Author: tripping ticket booth
real talk
u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon it and beat it pretty badly, probably kill it if you slammed its skull into the ground. it could also kill you if it got your throat, easily.
u vs. two ACTUAL wolves: settle down. they are much bigger, just as aggressive, even stronger bite and they kill shit to survive. they're experts at killing shit. Magnus Samuelsson would get his asshole ripped open in 2 seconds against two 150 pound wolves. So would that dude who played Gregor. They'll jump you, they'll outrun you, they'll bite your dick off, they'll lunge at your throat....like....they fucking love it. they absolutely love it and cant get enough.
Date: January 18th, 2015 4:22 AM Author: tripping ticket booth
real talk about the whole pitbull thing....don't pretend like it couldn't also kill you.
its a small thing and sure you could slam it hard enough to crack its skull open (even though it has a sturdy head for a dog its size), thrash it, toss it, etc....but it it gets you're neck your fucked.
Date: January 18th, 2015 4:32 AM Author: tripping ticket booth
just remember though...even though pitbulls are small and cant even squat 1 plate, they've got muscle wear it counts. and those jaws can break skin, they can probably break bone, they can bite your dick off, they can bite your balls off, and they can crush your throat. so like....one wrong move and it could catch you.
but if you got a good hold of it and slammed it into the ground as hard as you could a few times, you'd probably at least give it a concussion if not kill it.
Date: January 18th, 2015 5:22 AM Author: tripping ticket booth
it would last one kick yeah. sorry bro.
not saying it wouldn't get damaged badly but those things are sturdy. itd take a full on body slam...as in lifting the fucker over your head by the legs and slamming it full force into a hard surface to knock it out (or kill it).
Date: January 18th, 2015 5:33 AM Author: tripping ticket booth
well look...if the pitbull was just suspended there for you to kick it? yeah im sure youd break the ribs. im sure I would too (bro who "overstacks" the leg extension machine at the gym), even though yeah I don't doubt you kick harder than me. im sure even any fairly big fairly strong guy would.
but you just aren't going to land a clean kick to its ribs if its going after you. they're agile, and chances are you'll get some leg/face going in.
Date: January 18th, 2015 5:36 AM Author: Magenta public bath
again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit. those oafish motherfuckers running at me while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it