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"But mom, outside is where the pitbulls are" askav lisped

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bull headed bronze useless brakes electric furnace
  06/22/14
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boyish private investor set
  11/12/14
ljl if you don't want to gas all pitbulls
Cyan odious site
  11/12/14
gas all pitbulls and yes i could beat up tmf and his sh...
Magenta public bath
  11/12/14
so you can beat up 1 shitpit
Cyan odious site
  11/15/14
correct harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the...
Magenta public bath
  11/15/14
yeah i mean the problem with shitpits is that dealing with t...
Cyan odious site
  11/15/14
dude they dont have fucking arms with hands or even tmf size...
Magenta public bath
  11/16/14
(liam neesons)
Cyan odious site
  11/16/14
i wish this were legal and xo could place bets. me vs. ...
Magenta public bath
  11/16/14
you probably also imagine you deadlift more than my gf. ...
Magenta public bath
  12/10/14
maybe non-askav people should sit this week out and give him...
Embarrassed to the bone sick boltzmann school cafeteria
  12/10/14
he go 0-100 RILL slow, rill slow
Magenta public bath
  12/10/14
this is what our research concluded, yes.
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
askav hasnt seen the results of our proprietary testing so i...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
real talk u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon ...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
i owned a dog that was bred to fight off multiple wolves at ...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
yeah like...the same way im beta as fuck around my dad but I...
tripping ticket booth
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Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
Also, wolves will work together to pwn your ass. One wolf w...
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boyish private investor set
  11/13/14
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boyish private investor set
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ivory stirring old irish cottage
  11/28/14
I'm for gassing pitbulls btw
ivory stirring old irish cottage
  11/28/14
cr. fuck shitpits but lol
ebony curious field nowag
  12/10/14
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Lilac swashbuckling deer antler puppy
  11/28/14
are we talking about pitbull the rapper?
Claret parlour
  12/10/14
sure throw him in the oven with the rest of em
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
real talk about the whole pitbull thing....don't pretend lik...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
no beta ass 5'9 pitbull can threaten me. im the man up in th...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
but yeah so ....back to reality. wait were not tal...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
just remember though...even though pitbulls are small and ca...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
it wouldnt last one kick much less me taking it to the groun...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
it would last one kick yeah. sorry bro. not saying i...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
all-state punter here. would love to try the accuracy a...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
well look...if the pitbull was just suspended there for you ...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit. those oafish m...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
"again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit." ...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
dem neandertal genetics never not not letting me down
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
need to cop dat 23andme and PP confirm dat BIG NEANDERTHAL D...
tripping ticket booth
  01/18/15
lol bro theres no doubt. ive got the biggest brow in west...
Magenta public bath
  01/18/15
my caveman brow so big I don't even need shades nigga.
tripping ticket booth
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Date: June 22nd, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: bull headed bronze useless brakes electric furnace



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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: boyish private investor set



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Date: November 12th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Cyan odious site

ljl if you don't want to gas all pitbulls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26702065)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Magenta public bath

gas all pitbulls

and yes i could beat up tmf and his shitpit at the same time

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26703821)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Cyan odious site

so you can beat up 1 shitpit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726890)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Magenta public bath

correct

harrison and i--both scientists--worked out the mechanics of this. i can take two wolves AT LEAST, probably 3. one shitpit & a tmf doesnt even require plugging in the numbers.

i really dont like raccoons though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726957)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: Cyan odious site

yeah i mean the problem with shitpits is that dealing with them when they're being aggressive is just chaos.

it isn't their strength, it's their speed.

that said, a large, strong man can dominate a shitpit. you will get torn the fuck up, but you can beat it or kill it if need be.

two wolves would rip you apart without much effort, i've gotta imagine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726974)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

dude they dont have fucking arms with hands or even tmf sized brains.

two wolves are fucking done here.

the issue with three is just how quick they could get me while i was taking them out one by one. they might be quick. but then again wolves are beta sissycucks so the other two might back off when i harrison-alpha the closest one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726987)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Cyan odious site

(liam neesons)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726992)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

i wish this were legal and xo could place bets.

me vs. tmf and shitpit.

rules: i lose if i tap. tmf loses when the shitpit is dead and he taps.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26727016)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Magenta public bath

you probably also imagine you deadlift more than my gf.

imaginations sure are cute.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902286)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sick boltzmann school cafeteria

maybe non-askav people should sit this week out and give him a chance to catch up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902635)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Magenta public bath

he go 0-100 RILL slow, rill slow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26902711)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:19 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

this is what our research concluded, yes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137692)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:20 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

askav hasnt seen the results of our proprietary testing so im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt but yes the science is pretty clear

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137694)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

real talk

u vs. pitbull: you could probably bludgeon it and beat it pretty badly, probably kill it if you slammed its skull into the ground. it could also kill you if it got your throat, easily.

u vs. two ACTUAL wolves: settle down. they are much bigger, just as aggressive, even stronger bite and they kill shit to survive. they're experts at killing shit. Magnus Samuelsson would get his asshole ripped open in 2 seconds against two 150 pound wolves. So would that dude who played Gregor. They'll jump you, they'll outrun you, they'll bite your dick off, they'll lunge at your throat....like....they fucking love it. they absolutely love it and cant get enough.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137699)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

i owned a dog that was bred to fight off multiple wolves at the same damn time.

dude was beta as fuck around me.

true story.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137736)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:21 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

yeah like...the same way im beta as fuck around my dad but I know I could beat the shit out of him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137756)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:31 AM
Author: Magenta public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137763)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Glassy 180 hall

Also, wolves will work together to pwn your ass. One wolf will distract you while the other one comes up from behind or the side for the kill.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#35480098)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Flushed Orchestra Pit Cuckoldry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26703830)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: boyish private investor set



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Comical autistic brunch turdskin



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: boyish private investor set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26711324)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: boyish private investor set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26726436)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:42 AM
Author: ivory stirring old irish cottage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815486)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:43 AM
Author: ivory stirring old irish cottage

I'm for gassing pitbulls btw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26815491)



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Date: December 10th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: ebony curious field nowag

cr. fuck shitpits but lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26903022)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 4:42 AM
Author: Lilac swashbuckling deer antler puppy



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Date: December 10th, 2014 6:30 PM
Author: Claret parlour

are we talking about pitbull the rapper?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#26903026)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

sure throw him in the oven with the rest of em

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137683)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

real talk about the whole pitbull thing....don't pretend like it couldn't also kill you.

its a small thing and sure you could slam it hard enough to crack its skull open (even though it has a sturdy head for a dog its size), thrash it, toss it, etc....but it it gets you're neck your fucked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137695)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:23 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

no beta ass 5'9 pitbull can threaten me. im the man up in this piece. i run shit here; they just live here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137698)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:26 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

but yeah so ....back to reality.

wait were not talking about the rapper are we? because yeah im sure he wouldn't stand a chance

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137701)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

just remember though...even though pitbulls are small and cant even squat 1 plate, they've got muscle wear it counts. and those jaws can break skin, they can probably break bone, they can bite your dick off, they can bite your balls off, and they can crush your throat. so like....one wrong move and it could catch you.

but if you got a good hold of it and slammed it into the ground as hard as you could a few times, you'd probably at least give it a concussion if not kill it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137707)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 4:59 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

it wouldnt last one kick much less me taking it to the ground

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137737)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:22 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

it would last one kick yeah. sorry bro.

not saying it wouldn't get damaged badly but those things are sturdy. itd take a full on body slam...as in lifting the fucker over your head by the legs and slamming it full force into a hard surface to knock it out (or kill it).

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137757)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:31 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

all-state punter here.

would love to try the accuracy and force of my kicks vs tmfs shitpits ribs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137762)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:33 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

well look...if the pitbull was just suspended there for you to kick it? yeah im sure youd break the ribs. im sure I would too (bro who "overstacks" the leg extension machine at the gym), even though yeah I don't doubt you kick harder than me. im sure even any fairly big fairly strong guy would.

but you just aren't going to land a clean kick to its ribs if its going after you. they're agile, and chances are you'll get some leg/face going in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137764)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:36 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit. those oafish motherfuckers running at me while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137766)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:41 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

"again, id love to test that out vs a shitpit."

well...as a FRIEND who is concerned about your safety, I'm not so sure that you ACTUALLY would.

"while my GARGANTUAN neandertal brain calculates precisely when and where to kick it

"

shit forgot about the Neanderthal brain. yeah youd win.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137768)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:48 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

dem neandertal genetics never not not letting me down

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137771)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

need to cop dat 23andme and PP confirm dat BIG NEANDERTHAL DNA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137775)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 5:57 AM
Author: Magenta public bath

lol bro theres no doubt.

ive got the biggest brow in west linn oregon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137779)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: tripping ticket booth

my caveman brow so big I don't even need shades nigga.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2600125&forum_id=2#27137782)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: boyish private investor set



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Author: boyish private investor set



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