Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!
And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: Sticky Topaz Space
honey, honey.
please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.
i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?
Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM Author: galvanic seedy ratface casino
Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM Author: Slimy Ruby Forum
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!
Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM Author: Green soggy brunch
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.
Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM Author: Stirring genital piercing corner
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.
Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM Author: Racy Mahogany Alpha
man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.