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Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
it's not what it looks like
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
honey, honey. please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; ...
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide ...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. lo...
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
lol, provo?
adventurous arrogant brethren
  12/17/09
weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat o...
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
you're right. i'm sorry.
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't car...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
*texts audrey back*
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.
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pink laughsome den
  11/05/10
i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb."...
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Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout...
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what did I do???
Pearl messiness rehab
  12/17/09
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, an...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!
Pearl messiness rehab
  12/17/09
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's ju...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
*shrugs* *goes back to playing MW2*
Pearl messiness rehab
  12/17/09
*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears* *stomps out ...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
lulz
Talented Twinkling Roast Beef
  03/12/10
Wasn't me.
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  12/17/09
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best frie...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you...
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  12/17/09
I do!!! *squeals*
Slimy Ruby Forum
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180
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*slaps you in the face* Shut up bitch. I told you I don't w...
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  12/17/09
*casts eyes downward* *a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my f...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
See, we're both happier when you know your place.
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  12/17/09
*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*
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180 thread
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  12/17/09
I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE a...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
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  12/08/10
What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ag...
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  12/17/09
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that ...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for ...
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the b...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't gra...
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going...
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?
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  11/05/10
She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fau...
pink laughsome den
  11/05/10
lol true
pink laughsome den
  01/12/11
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pontificating home dysfunction
  07/03/11
That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.
outnumbered locale
  12/17/09
all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always...
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who wou...
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
nah men only cheat when their gfs say no
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably ab...
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move...
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.
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  11/05/10
holy shit askav you need better gfs
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
lol you ain't lyin'.
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
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  12/17/09
lol
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LOL
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Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
*raeps you*
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
*pwns you by having installed rapex*
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
PWN PWN PWN
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
*was raeping your butt*
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
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Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device....
Green soggy brunch
  12/17/09
*cums in your ass*
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
my gf would never pull this shit
Light French Gas Station
  12/17/09
I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
lol, as if i need prodding
Light French Gas Station
  12/17/09
girls that do shit like this are not really people
cowardly spot laser beams
  12/17/09
they're usually good for make-up sex
Sticky Topaz Space
  12/17/09
Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.
Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
posting in an epic thread
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  12/17/09
Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to part...
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  12/17/09
babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?
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  12/17/09
The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.
Violet Station
  12/17/09
That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conv...
Hairraiser Step-uncle's House
  12/17/09
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone ...
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  03/12/10
LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.
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  11/05/10
lolol
pink laughsome den
  11/05/10
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Hairraiser Step-uncle's House
  09/05/11
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Slimy Ruby Forum
  12/17/09
Why? *polishes husband of the year trophey*
vivacious jap
  12/17/09
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Slimy Ruby Forum
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Slimy Ruby Forum
  01/02/10
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Slimy Ruby Forum
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Slimy Ruby Forum
  04/09/10
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Fishy Stag Film Hominid
  04/15/10
this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)
lavender concupiscible chapel police squad
  04/15/10
still a 180 thread, really
lavender concupiscible chapel police squad
  11/05/10
fuck.
lavender concupiscible chapel police squad
  12/08/10
lolololol
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  05/10/10
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lurid anal narrative
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This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.
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pink laughsome den
  11/05/10
Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other gu...
Sick jewess
  11/05/10
HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.
arousing chrome deer antler
  11/05/10
I miss my girlfriend. :( She is nice. :)
vivacious jap
  11/05/10
holy fucking jesus this is EERIE
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  11/05/10
180 thread.
Mint gay wizard hall
  11/05/10
This is good work
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drunken hospital liquid oxygen
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shimmering beady-eyed mother gaming laptop
  12/08/10
Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.
pink laughsome den
  01/12/11
i love this thread
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  01/12/11
ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it tho...
pink laughsome den
  01/12/11
i feel ya
translucent supple macaca codepig
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Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! C...
pink laughsome den
  01/12/11
lol ty
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  01/12/11
tyft
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  01/12/11
is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex ...
olive electric field
  01/12/11
no
pink laughsome den
  01/12/11
i can think of very real examples of that
Alcoholic School Twinkling Uncleanness
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pontificating home dysfunction
  06/04/11
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  07/03/11
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Provocative reading party
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pontificating home dysfunction
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lurid anal narrative
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olive electric field
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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578614)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

it's not what it looks like

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578616)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!

And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578627)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

honey, honey.

please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.

i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578652)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. look at whatever you want.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578691)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578730)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: adventurous arrogant brethren

lol, provo?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578737)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat of faith!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578770)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

you're right. i'm sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't care about me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578762)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

*texts audrey back*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578765)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: amethyst legend faggotry

oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579428)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: pink laughsome den



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477167)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: Razzle dun background story nowag

i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb." This shit was great

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911875)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: galvanic seedy ratface casino

Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917703)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Pearl messiness rehab

what did I do???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578643)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Pearl messiness rehab

JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578650)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578672)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Pearl messiness rehab

*shrugs*

*goes back to playing MW2*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578686)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears*

*stomps out of room into bathroom, locks door*

*sobs weakly*

*texts picture of my tits to guy who flirted with me at a bar*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578698)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: Talented Twinkling Roast Beef

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367826)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: avocado center cumskin

Wasn't me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578629)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: avocado center cumskin

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Hundred-dollar bills

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578688)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

I do!!! *squeals*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578742)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling cuckold

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579458)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Duck-like place of business



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Mint gay wizard hall

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477618)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: galvanic seedy ratface casino

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917705)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: galvanic seedy ratface casino

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: cowardly spot laser beams

*slaps you in the face*

Shut up bitch. I told you I don't want to hear it. Now clean this fucking house.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578651)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

*casts eyes downward*

*a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my face*

*turns and walks to linen closet*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578678)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: cowardly spot laser beams

See, we're both happier when you know your place.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578719)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: pontificating home dysfunction



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Dark fragrant electric furnace

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578681)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: deranged fuchsia keepsake machete crackhouse

180 thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578693)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: bisexual cruise ship

Don't be mad, baby

*starts erotically massaging your shoulders*

*lands little kisses on the back of your neck*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578738)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578746)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578804)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578822)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: low-t orchid orchestra pit



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: bisexual cruise ship

What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ago...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578824)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578837)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for rootin' for a team like that...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578855)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the bus a man grabbed my ass and I didn't pull away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578865)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't grabbed my ass since high school football (no homo)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578882)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578890)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Silver Big-titted Parlour

MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477978)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fault.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477992)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

lol true

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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: pontificating home dysfunction



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: outnumbered locale

That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578791)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always says yes to sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who would hide it best?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578813)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

nah men only cheat when their gfs say no

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578823)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578842)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578857)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Mint gay wizard hall

This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

holy shit askav you need better gfs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578832)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

lol you ain't lyin'.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578848)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Disrespectful Boyish Institution Love Of Her Life

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578929)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: unholy associate

lol

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036907)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: olive electric field



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: translucent supple macaca codepig

true lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036915)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Mint gay wizard hall



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: gay bbw



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: gay bbw



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: wonderful rose bawdyhouse yarmulke



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19689577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

*commits to a life of celibacy*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578899)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

*raeps you*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578900)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

*pwns you by having installed rapex*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578908)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

PWN PWN PWN

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578910)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

*was raeping your butt*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578918)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with your vaginal muscles. in your ass, it would just go further up your rectum into your bowels.

*gleefully fucks your ass*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578939)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Green soggy brunch

you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device.

*reports you to the fbi*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578951)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

*cums in your ass*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578953)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Light French Gas Station

my gf would never pull this shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578921)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578930)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Light French Gas Station

lol, as if i need prodding

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: cowardly spot laser beams

girls that do shit like this are not really people

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578937)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Sticky Topaz Space

they're usually good for make-up sex

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578943)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum

Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578981)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: drunken hospital liquid oxygen

posting in an epic thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House

Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to participate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579464)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: Maniacal french chef

babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579526)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: Violet Station

The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579530)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House

That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conversation almost verbatim. Fun times.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579570)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM
Author: Stirring genital piercing corner

:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368976)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic flirting ticket booth doctorate

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477229)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

lolol

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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: vivacious jap

Why?

*polishes husband of the year trophey*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583258)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:50 AM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum



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Date: January 2nd, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:28 AM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: shimmering beady-eyed mother gaming laptop

sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the <3

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368089)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: Slimy Ruby Forum



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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: Fishy Stag Film Hominid



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Date: April 15th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible chapel police squad

this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14722023)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible chapel police squad

still a 180 thread, really

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477160)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible chapel police squad

fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762779)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: lavender concupiscible chapel police squad

lolololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639706)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: drunken hospital liquid oxygen



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Tripping fat ankles address

This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457533)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: pink laughsome den



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Sick jewess

Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other guys there?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477243)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: arousing chrome deer antler

HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477572)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious jap

I miss my girlfriend. :(

She is nice. :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477590)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Startling menage

holy fucking jesus this is EERIE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477608)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Mint gay wizard hall

180 thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477638)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: grizzly motley athletic conference

This is good work

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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: drunken hospital liquid oxygen



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: shimmering beady-eyed mother gaming laptop



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036857)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: translucent supple macaca codepig

i love this thread

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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:57 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036874)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: translucent supple macaca codepig

i feel ya

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! Current gf shtick, when it sucks, sucks for different reasons.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036923)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: olive electric field

lol ty

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic School Twinkling Uncleanness

tyft

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: olive electric field

is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex who's stomping her foot on the word "MAD"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036931)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: pink laughsome den

no

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic School Twinkling Uncleanness

i can think of very real examples of that

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:48 PM
Author: curious stock car coldplay fan



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Date: June 4th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: pontificating home dysfunction



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: Bright Judgmental Office Candlestick Maker

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411866)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: Racy Mahogany Alpha

man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.

ATD? wtf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411894)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: Provocative reading party

you know what to do brother

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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: pontificating home dysfunction



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 2:20 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: Slippery cuck son of senegal

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911871)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:23 AM
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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: galvanic seedy ratface casino

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917702)



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Provocative reading party



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: pontificating home dysfunction

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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:17 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: olive electric field

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19771755)