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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
khaki ratface
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Alcoholic Immigrant Mental Disorder
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
khaki ratface
  04/14/22
...
Frozen people who are hurt
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Crusty Fluffy Brunch
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
khaki ratface
  04/14/22
...
Crusty Fluffy Brunch
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Yellow adventurous french chef
  04/14/22
...
faglord
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
bateful reading party
  04/27/24
lol
Crusty Fluffy Brunch
  07/23/26
...
khaki ratface
  04/28/22
...
khaki ratface
  07/04/23
...
faglord
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Garnet coiffed point elastic band
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Nubile tank laser beams
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
khaki ratface
  04/27/24
?
Nubile tank laser beams
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
khaki ratface
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Nubile tank laser beams
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
khaki ratface
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Nubile tank laser beams
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Histrionic amber potus hall
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Nubile tank laser beams
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Histrionic amber potus hall
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Pearl Arousing Love Of Her Life Public Bath
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
dashing affirmative action
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Thriller talking gas station old irish cottage
  04/24/26
...
Infuriating Doctorate
  04/27/24
180
wonderful sex offender useless brakes
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
bateful reading party
  04/27/24
Honk honk
wonderful sex offender useless brakes
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Histrionic amber potus hall
  04/27/24
...
Exhilarant Dilemma
  04/27/24
...
Infuriating Doctorate
  10/08/24
...
misanthropic anal institution
  10/08/24
...
fuchsia massive meetinghouse
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Nudist cerebral messiness
  06/06/24
...
spruce step-uncle's house
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Jet Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
doobsian odious church building hominid
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Jet Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
doobsian odious church building hominid
  06/06/24
...
ferengi
  04/24/26
...
misanthropic anal institution
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
khaki ratface
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
khaki ratface
  09/14/25
...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  03/31/26
flame?
obsidian supple half-breed
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
khaki ratface
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
slate disturbing giraffe
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Chartreuse Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
slate disturbing giraffe
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Tripping degenerate
  04/24/26
...
Costumed haunted graveyard halford
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
khaki ratface
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
Costumed haunted graveyard halford
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
khaki ratface
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
Costumed haunted graveyard halford
  07/23/26
...
Crusty Fluffy Brunch
  07/23/26
...
ferengi
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/23/26
RIP
Chartreuse Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: khaki ratface

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Immigrant Mental Disorder

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: khaki ratface

Did this guy play college ball

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Frozen people who are hurt



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Crusty Fluffy Brunch

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: khaki ratface

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Crusty Fluffy Brunch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Yellow adventurous french chef

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: faglord



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: bateful reading party

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Crusty Fluffy Brunch

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: khaki ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: khaki ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: faglord



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Garnet coiffed point elastic band

whoever that is, sad outcome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Nubile tank laser beams

LJL at MDH being 41

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: khaki ratface

This was 100% MDH by the way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Nubile tank laser beams

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: khaki ratface

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Nubile tank laser beams

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: khaki ratface

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Nubile tank laser beams

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic amber potus hall

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Nubile tank laser beams

Georgia?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Histrionic amber potus hall

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Pearl Arousing Love Of Her Life Public Bath

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: dashing affirmative action

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Thriller talking gas station old irish cottage

Dat Lake Forest

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Infuriating Doctorate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: wonderful sex offender useless brakes

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: bateful reading party

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: wonderful sex offender useless brakes

Honk honk

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Histrionic amber potus hall

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant Dilemma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Infuriating Doctorate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: misanthropic anal institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: fuchsia massive meetinghouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Nudist cerebral messiness

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: spruce step-uncle's house



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Jet Mad-dog Skullcap

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: doobsian odious church building hominid

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Jet Mad-dog Skullcap

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: doobsian odious church building hominid

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: misanthropic anal institution



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: khaki ratface

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: khaki ratface

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: obsidian supple half-breed

flame?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: khaki ratface

This was 100% not flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: slate disturbing giraffe

How long will he be locked up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter

trump will pardon him

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: slate disturbing giraffe

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Tripping degenerate

actually not fIame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Costumed haunted graveyard halford



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: khaki ratface

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Costumed haunted graveyard halford

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: khaki ratface

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Costumed haunted graveyard halford

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: Crusty Fluffy Brunch



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: ferengi



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse Mind-boggling Faggot Firefighter

RIP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50021007)