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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
adventurous hilarious kitchen
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/14/22
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stirring purple church
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Appetizing patrolman roast beef
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/14/22
...
Appetizing patrolman roast beef
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
balding flushed juggernaut
  04/14/22
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passionate mischievous water buffalo legal warrant
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
disturbing out-of-control internal respiration whorehouse
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/28/22
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Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  07/04/23
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passionate mischievous water buffalo legal warrant
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
French indian lodge gaping
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Dull cheese-eating library
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/27/24
?
Dull cheese-eating library
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Dull cheese-eating library
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Dull cheese-eating library
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
honey-headed gaped weed whacker
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Dull cheese-eating library
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
honey-headed gaped weed whacker
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
comical ticket booth gaming laptop
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Violent Famous Landscape Painting Field
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
clear temple
  04/24/26
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Stimulating copper mother locus
  04/27/24
180
Mustard nowag
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
disturbing out-of-control internal respiration whorehouse
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Mustard nowag
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
honey-headed gaped weed whacker
  04/27/24
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curious insanely creepy resort
  04/27/24
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Stimulating copper mother locus
  10/08/24
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Deranged national trust fund
  10/08/24
...
Chestnut Impertinent Kitty Jap
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Crawly wonderful box office
  06/06/24
...
slate hairy legs bawdyhouse
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
splenetic telephone
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Henna marvelous rehab
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
splenetic telephone
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Henna marvelous rehab
  06/06/24
...
vigorous orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/24/26
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Deranged national trust fund
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  09/14/25
...
white abusive feces
  03/31/26
flame?
Laughsome area private investor
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Fantasy-prone House
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Hideous Police Squad
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Fantasy-prone House
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Kink-friendly wine degenerate station
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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vigorous orchestra pit keepsake machete
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: adventurous hilarious kitchen

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: stirring purple church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Appetizing patrolman roast beef

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Appetizing patrolman roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: balding flushed juggernaut

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: passionate mischievous water buffalo legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: disturbing out-of-control internal respiration whorehouse

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: passionate mischievous water buffalo legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: French indian lodge gaping

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Dull cheese-eating library

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Dull cheese-eating library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Dull cheese-eating library

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Dull cheese-eating library

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped weed whacker

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Dull cheese-eating library

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped weed whacker

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: comical ticket booth gaming laptop

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Violent Famous Landscape Painting Field

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: clear temple

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Stimulating copper mother locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Mustard nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: disturbing out-of-control internal respiration whorehouse

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Mustard nowag

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: honey-headed gaped weed whacker

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: curious insanely creepy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Stimulating copper mother locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Deranged national trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Chestnut Impertinent Kitty Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Crawly wonderful box office

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: slate hairy legs bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: splenetic telephone

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Henna marvelous rehab

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: splenetic telephone

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Henna marvelous rehab

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: vigorous orchestra pit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Deranged national trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: white abusive feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Laughsome area private investor

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted spectacular dysfunction

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone House

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Hideous Police Squad

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone House

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly wine degenerate station

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: vigorous orchestra pit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50021007)