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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: turquoise goyim q: "biggest regret in life?"
stabby: "that the abortion bins in delaware weren't more steeply sloped."
the wife saga. |
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Shattered. |
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Date: May 13th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Crawly alcoholic stead yarmulke Spousal abuse is high comedy.
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and stabby responded "I could go to Florida Costal. I still wouldn't be you. Does that help at all?"
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Date: May 13th, 2004 1:18 PM Author: Crawly alcoholic stead yarmulke Point taken.
But I'm mean to everyone and 93% of the people who post here are pieces of shit.
Alas, I digress. |
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Coherence, please. |
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Reread. |
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HTH. |
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Did I say this? |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: sick scarlet casino Subject: in "worse job: gyno at bryn-mawr or stabby's shrink?" thread Date: May 20th, 2004 3:53 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
I'm pretty crazy but, I still think being my shrink is a better gig...
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:54 PM Author: foodsnob
What would the relative pros and cons be of the gyne job?
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Date: May 20th, 2004 3:57 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer
Other than wadding through heaping mounds of untrimmed pubic hair to discover an unclean vagina torn agape by years of lesbian fisting, it would be great.
The Bryn Mawr job would suck too...
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(Stabby, your work on that LSD thread was amazing)
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I've got one. It's just developed beyond the pre-teen level.
(Stabby, your work on that LSD thread was amazing)
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Date: February 24th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: StabbyMcLawyer (http://www.whomikejones.com/)
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Nice life. |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Stirring business firm I thought he was my hero, but the fact that he deigned to post on LSD is more than disturbing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751057) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac circlehead shrine There was a couple week period when many posters went to LSD to destroy their souls and will, especially when they began shit-talking this board. Nothing to be ashamed of. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#3751152) |
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Date: September 5th, 2005 2:57 PM Author: Stirring business firm It's like God all of the sudden deciding to take on human form to walk amongst the lowliest of us.
Oh, crap, wait: that whole Jesus thing.
Never mind. |
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Date: March 13th, 2006 9:19 AM Author: Boyish lettuce When did his funny bone wither away? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#5324912) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: Appetizing bossy pervert woe that the mighty have fallen since PR days. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368369) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:54 PM Author: Gold scourge upon the earth menage Most of the shit in this thread isn't really very funny.
But I'm sure stabby had his moments...*looks away* *tugs at collar* |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Appetizing bossy pervert did you get a job at Bryan Cave? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368392) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Appetizing bossy pervert he probably gets Rams season tix or something. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368428) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: spruce excitant sanctuary regret that still wouldn't dull the pain of being stuck in st. louis. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368431) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:11 PM Author: Appetizing bossy pervert NOLA< Cleveland < Detroit < STL < Newark (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368448) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Gold scourge upon the earth menage Detroit<NOLA<Newark<Cleveland<STL
But close enough. They all suck. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: spruce excitant sanctuary regret yeah, that's the long and short of it, they all suck. i'm biased against st. louis, though, because i've never had to put up with living any of the other places. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368462) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Appetizing bossy pervert the people are rather obnoxious and provincial there aren't they? they are very insecure about the fact that their city has been reduced to a forgotten TTT. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368472) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:17 PM Author: spruce excitant sanctuary regret that's so true. it's so insular there...they distrust anyone who is not from there, and have such a chip on their shoulder about real cities. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=29571&forum_id=2#8368474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:25 PM Author: Appetizing bossy pervert its strange indeed, like no other American city, and i've been to almost all of them.
my ex-gf is from there. some of her friends were incredulous that she went to college at UC-Santa Cruz and contemplated a life on the west coast rather than as a knocked-up ex-catholic school girl with a cardinals fetish. |
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Date: July 11th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: spruce excitant sanctuary regret amen. i had never spent much time there until law school, and it's so weird. everyone's all grown up, still asking each other where they went to high school, and making snap judgments based on that.
st. louisans can't understand why people leave...but despite efforts to "revitalize", it's a dead town. i can't understand why people stay. |
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