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Date: August 31st, 2009 2:54 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Who among you takes this shit deadly seriously?
Granted the terms "alpha" and "beta" approximate, in various ways, two polar ends of a continuum of male behavior (within a very limited universe of considered behaviors). Certain behaviors appear correlated with others that tend to cluster around one or the other poles.
However, there are at least three problems that I see with the overuse of these terms both on this board and the larger tubes.
First and most obviously, people - even men - are more complex than this. This isn't necessarily damning, because, like homo economicus, "alpha" and "beta" seem to be used largely as theoretical objects for the purpose of prediction rather than description. Or, at least, they would if properly used.
But the second problem is that they're never used this way. The terms are stretched far, far beyond their explanatory utility. "Alpha" and "beta" are used to provide reasons for literally every realm of male behavior, and they're usually unargued. If the terms were truly meaningful enough to account for the profligate modes of male behavior they'd be, well, more numerous. There would be shades of "alpha" and shades of "beta." But there aren't. There is one binary division. This isn't altogether fatal, either, but it certainly would seem to undermine the project. "Alpha" and "beta" should be used, if at all, as gesturing toward familial resemblances in behaviors, rather than as strict boundaries. But they're used in the second manner, and are now threadbare from overuse.
Probably the worst thing about these terms is that, not only is there no consensus, but there is vociferous opposition on what "alpha" and "beta" actually mean. Precious few behaviors will garner a supermajority of "180 alpha!" or "lol beta!" Each "alpha" comment invites a "beta" rejoinder, and an argument as to why the OP is, actually, beta to think that so-and-so is alpha. There is no principled way to decide, of course, since everyone who uses these terms seriously is an avowed MFE and alpha himself.
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Date: August 31st, 2009 2:57 AM Author: Cracking Slimy Rehab the thing is, anyone can be an alpha or a beta. by that i mean that in every given situation there is an alpha and one or more betas. and one can be an alpha in one situation, and a beta in the next (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636978) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 2:59 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale This is typical of why I find these terms so maddening. Not because of what you've said - I agree, to the extent possible with these words, that there is a such thing as "situational alphaness" - but rather that someone, whether they bother to or not, will think "NO, YOU'RE EITHER ALPHA OR YOU'RE NOT."
Who is to say who is misusing the word? Maybe this is a problem with all incipient colloquialisms, but it's frustrating enough to me to shunt it totally.
Plus, I have to say, another big reason I can't stand to see them used is because the person delivering them is usually a puffed-up blowhard who calls himself "alpha" and is, actually, stupid and a douche. And if an "alpha" brags on the internet, well, common sense tells me to doubt him. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:01 AM Author: Talented drunken ratface native this problem is much more general than the word alpha. language is vague dood. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636988) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:02 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Right, I guess my problem is with those who try to foist onto the terms more meaning than they're prepared to hold, as I tried to indicate in the OP. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636993) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:01 AM Author: Cracking Slimy Rehab relax, dood. you are acting like a beta (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636991) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:02 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale I'm relaxed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636997) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:04 AM Author: Cracking Slimy Rehab you have posted 1,000 words in this thread that indicate otherwise (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637002) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:04 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Where do I seem worked up? Show me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637003) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:06 AM Author: Cracking Slimy Rehab Date: August 31st, 2009 2:54 AM Author: askav
Who among you takes this shit deadly seriously?
Granted the terms "alpha" and "beta" approximate, in various ways, two polar ends of a continuum of male behavior (within a very limited universe of considered behaviors). Certain behaviors appear correlated with others that tend to cluster around one or the other poles.
However, there are at least three problems that I see with the overuse of these terms both on this board and the larger tubes.
First and most obviously, people - even men - are more complex than this. This isn't necessarily damning, because, like homo economicus, "alpha" and "beta" seem to be used largely as theoretical objects for the purpose of prediction rather than description. Or, at least, they would if properly used.
But the second problem is that they're never used this way. The terms are stretched far, far beyond their explanatory utility. "Alpha" and "beta" are used to provide reasons for literally every realm of male behavior, and they're usually unargued. If the terms were truly meaningful enough to account for the profligate modes of male behavior they'd be, well, more numerous. There would be shades of "alpha" and shades of "beta." But there aren't. There is one binary division. This isn't altogether fatal, either, but it certainly would seem to undermine the project. "Alpha" and "beta" should be used, if at all, as gesturing toward familial resemblances in behaviors, rather than as strict boundaries. But they're used in the second manner, and are now threadbare from overuse.
Probably the worst thing about these terms is that, not only is there no consensus, but there is vociferous opposition on what "alpha" and "beta" actually mean. Precious few behaviors will garner a supermajority of "180 alpha!" or "lol beta!" Each "alpha" comment invites a "beta" rejoinder, and an argument as to why the OP is, actually, beta to think that so-and-so is alpha. There is no principled way to decide, of course, since everyone who uses these terms seriously is an avowed MFE and alpha himself.
inb4 "lol beta"
Date: August 31st, 2009 2:59 AM Author: askav
This is typical of why I find these terms so maddening. Not because of what you've said - I agree, to the extent possible with these words, that there is a such thing as "situational alphaness" - but rather that someone, whether they bother to or not, will think "NO, YOU'RE EITHER ALPHA OR YOU'RE NOT."
Who is to say who is misusing the word? Maybe this is a problem with all incipient colloquialisms, but it's frustrating enough to me to shunt it totally.
Plus, I have to say, another big reason I can't stand to see them used is because the person delivering them is usually a puffed-up blowhard who calls himself "alpha" and is, actually, stupid and a douche. And if an "alpha" brags on the internet, well, common sense tells me to doubt him.
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:11 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Okay. But I'm not worked up.
I think, and kindly grant this, that any questioning of the "alpha/beta" distinction - even on grounds of use of the words rather than the value of the distinction - invites policing from the "alpha/beta" orthodoxy.
It is the questioning itself that must be called "beta," in order that the queen is protected from idle drones.
You've served your role. Well done. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 8:38 AM Author: buff generalized bond "It is the questioning itself that must be called "beta," in order that the queen is protected from idle drones."
I know you're trying to sound smart and mysterious, but this makes no sense. And hi Pensive, by the way. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:54 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale "Ignavum, fucos, pecus a praesepibus arcent." It's Virgil. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637533) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 2:58 AM Author: Abusive jap tending towards dominating=alpha. tending towards submission=beta (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636982) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:00 AM Author: Talented drunken ratface native concise solution to the "problems" presented (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636984) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:03 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Why not say "tending toward alpha = dominating, tending toward beta = submission?" Means the same thing and has the same explanatory power.
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:09 AM Author: Abusive jap not sure what this proves (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637017) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:09 AM Author: Judgmental garrison sound barrier he's saying that those terms have no explanatory power (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637019) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:10 AM Author: Abusive jap nvm. I am not trolling for a/b distinctions it is stupid (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637021) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:29 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (PUT UR AVATAR HERE: http://tiny.cc/OlVyw) beta. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637488) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:56 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale tyft
Do you really listen to Le Tigre btw? |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:03 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (PUT UR AVATAR HERE: http://tiny.cc/OlVyw) a little. there are multiple sources for a moniker: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigre
what's the source of yours? who are you? |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:06 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Ah. Never heard of anyone using the French to refer to anything but the band, but thanks.
Anyway my moniker has no meaning, and I'm not anyone else's alternative moniker or anything like that. Just a dood on XO. |
Date: August 31st, 2009 3:01 AM Author: concupiscible community account
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:02 AM Author: concupiscible community account (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636992) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:02 AM Author: supple nibblets the biggest "problem" is what is considered alpha behavior on this board - outward aggressiveness and acting like a "tough guy" in relationships - stems 99% of the time from deep insecurity. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636995) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:03 AM Author: Cracking Slimy Rehab nah, most people on this board consider alpha to mean a guy walks into a room and every girl wants to fuck him (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12636999) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:06 AM Author: supple nibblets that has nothing to do with behavior.
for instance some guy who lets his girlfriend hang out with male friends is a beta because she is totally fucking around on him - as opposed to jealous and insecure alphas who like to be paranoid and controlling of everything. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:08 AM Author: Cracking Slimy Rehab tbf, jealous and insecure is usually seen as territorial by women, provided it is aggressive enough (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637013) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:17 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Definitely an issue. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637041) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:03 AM Author: Internet-worthy theater stage I think alpha/beta theory describes the world pretty well. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637000) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:15 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale I think it's better explained by Haves and Have Nots. Or starred and unstarred Sneetches. Or TTT and HYS. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637032) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:17 AM Author: Internet-worthy theater stage Spoken like a true beta. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637039) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:18 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale tyft (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637042) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:04 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field The lawboards preoccupation with memes and labeling is a waste. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637004) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:16 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Typical tiny pink TTT prole poor striver trash beta 120 5'4" response. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637035) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:20 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637056) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:20 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field pwn pwn pwn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637057) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:25 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field Date: August 31st, 2009 3:04 AM Author: bothered ("College is for *PUSSIES*@!" - Rory)
The lawboards preoccupation with memes and labeling is a waste.
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:30 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field titcr (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637095) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 6:45 AM Author: Crimson fear-inspiring shrine cumskin i lol'd at this exchange more than i've lol'd at possibly anything on xo. nice. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637275) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 8:42 AM Author: buff generalized bond It wasn't really that funny. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637322) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 8:43 AM Author: Crimson fear-inspiring shrine cumskin don't you tell me what i find funny at 7 AM! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637324) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:30 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (PUT UR AVATAR HERE: http://tiny.cc/OlVyw) he *DIDN'T* respond back. beta. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637493) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:57 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field Yeah, you're probably still waiting by the phone for your ex to call. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12642168) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:56 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Elite Field Thanks, I think we made our point up there. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12642162) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:06 AM Author: Judgmental garrison sound barrier people on this board latch onto the alpha/beta meme in order to make themselves feel better about their failures with women. it's a bullshit theory. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637008) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:19 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale Why do you think it's so popular on the internet? Because doods on the internet suck with women? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637046) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:28 AM Author: Judgmental garrison sound barrier idk (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637086) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:25 AM Author: Talented drunken ratface native how would it make some beta feel better about his failures with women (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637075) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:27 AM Author: Judgmental garrison sound barrier They can shake their heads and complain about how women only want jerks. This makes it a problem women have rather than a problem they have. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637083) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:23 AM Author: out-of-control knife voyeur id :D were here this thread would be epic (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637068) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 3:24 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale He would military press me right through the floorboards of his mom's kitchen. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637074) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: bespoke curious trailer park This board is in love with clear-cut classification. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637507) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:00 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale It's annoying. It can be helpful, sure, but pick a less muddled division or expect the division to be of limited utility as a means of sorting. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637546) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:41 AM Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house goal in life I am sympathetic to OP, and certainly the terms, as they are used on XO, are in need of some refinement. But his criticism is much too facile. No categories are completely black and white, and there are some undoubtedly "alpha" behaviors and some undoubtedly "beta" behaviors. Just because there may be some gray areas in rare cases, doesn't mean the entire conceptual edifice must be discarded. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637512) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:58 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale No, I agree. As you'll notice, I'm not in favor of discarding them, but rather limiting their scope and using them to identify familial resemblance. Isn't that clear from the OP? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637541) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:46 AM Author: galvanic mahogany heaven Pretty beta analysis brosinski. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637521) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 10:58 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale tyty (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637542) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:01 AM Author: Ocher range alpha http://www.eatlikeanalpha.com/#/whats-an-alpha/
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:02 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale LOLOL
thanks much. great find. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:04 AM Author: Ocher range alpha I would be lost without Hardee's telling me how to eat like a man.
Also, Subway is very helpful by stating that Subway is Where Winners Eat, so I know not to eat somewhere that is for losers. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:07 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale I'm starting to think that the "alpha/beta" distinction was dreamt up by Madison Ave. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637566) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:11 AM Author: Ocher range alpha This is just the male version of advertisers telling women they're fat and ugly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637582) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:06 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (PUT UR AVATAR HERE: http://tiny.cc/OlVyw) what is the most ALPHA position on a basketball team? would it be a shoot-first PG like AI? a dominating SG like jordan? a shaq-like center? a versatile forward like lebron or magic? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#12637564) |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:09 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting locale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKTLLb80Ns
Q.E.D. |
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Date: August 31st, 2009 11:33 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (PUT UR AVATAR HERE: http://tiny.cc/OlVyw) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-VY5cC2jk
summary: panties get wet at alpha display of violent power |
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Date: September 28th, 2011 1:42 PM Author: dun doobsian masturbator (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#19060199) |
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Date: September 28th, 2011 1:49 PM Author: twinkling anal home fanboi it makes sense in the strictest sense, i.e., that if civilization were wiped out and we all broke off into bands of primitive hunter gatherers, the protypical "alpha" would emerge, mate with all the women, etc.
but that doesn't mean much, because we live in a complex social environment completely removed from such a situation. |
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Date: September 28th, 2011 1:57 PM Author: rusted razzmatazz prole beta (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1075328&forum_id=2#19060307) |