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David Foster Wallace on Elizabeth Wurtzel... 180

"One of his best short stories is about Elizabeth Wurtz...
marvelous startled elastic band
  01/06/13
ty
Titillating sanctuary travel guidebook
  01/06/13
yw brother
marvelous startled elastic band
  01/06/13
There were actually friendly IRL IIRC
beta tanning salon
  01/06/13
This is true. Franzen introduced them, lol.
well-lubricated peach casino windowlicker
  11/07/15
...
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
Jesus. That is literally unreadable.
nudist abnormal address
  03/30/15
...
sinister hot public bath
  03/30/15
and yet if it were poasted on XO it would have 90,000 blank ...
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
LOL, no. MOAR like "tl;dr...DING!fag"
trip rehab nibblets
  03/30/15
(xo 2007
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
Are there any really good zings though? I read like 2 pages...
Swashbuckling Philosopher-king
  03/30/15
Of course there are
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
...could you quote some? I'm not saying you're wrong. I wa...
Swashbuckling Philosopher-king
  03/30/15
Even the formatting is awful. Dense text, big paragraphs, a...
Swashbuckling Philosopher-king
  03/30/15
is he a good writer
vivacious area laser beams
  03/30/15
yes, and this is a 180 piece
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
last time i tried to read his books they were full of endnot...
vivacious area laser beams
  03/30/15
sorry for your loss
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
thank you
vivacious area laser beams
  03/30/15
I am desirous to describe the stimied, and unrequited, curio...
nudist abnormal address
  03/30/15
oh yes, such big words in this story. don't hurt your widdle...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
...
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
Its fucking terrible.
nudist abnormal address
  03/30/15
well, go back to game of thrones, then, bitch.
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
Ladies and gentlemen, the only-slightly-above-average litera...
excitant giraffe
  03/30/15
?
Curious striped hyena
  07/12/15
Rate the quality of writing of the OP ITT http://www.xox...
sinister hot public bath
  03/30/15
180
vivacious area laser beams
  03/30/15
ty
sinister hot public bath
  03/30/15
no, ty friend
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
for what?
sinister hot public bath
  03/30/15
for setting up that 180 i guess
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
by the way, i never bought that this was about wurtzel. i al...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
nevermind that it repeatedly uses feminine pronouns and the ...
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
i mean "about" in a fairly broad sense. e.g. if i ...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
2012, actually. and you seem dumb.
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
i really don't. if i seem that way to you, you must be looki...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
i see your point, but DFW was literally famous for pouring h...
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
i mean it's called "the depressed person" and he w...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
except he was depressed for entirely different reasons
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
that's possible, but i find it difficult to believe he didn'...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
...
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
Seems like a typical fgt response to rejection. No wonder th...
trip rehab nibblets
  03/30/15
Seems like he would have been awful to be around IRL
Motley coiffed den
  03/30/15
At least he apparently realized it and killed self
nudist abnormal address
  03/30/15
yet they call this a selfish act. why
ruby stead sound barrier
  03/30/15
franzen RUSHING to typewriter to crank out "Breakthroug...
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
180
nudist abnormal address
  03/30/15
...
nudist abnormal address
  03/31/15
I find DFW fanboys tend to be the most insufferable type of ...
Motley coiffed den
  03/30/15
i'm certainly no hipster neckbeard toolbag, bro
marvelous startled elastic band
  03/30/15
maybe he's thinking of tao lin fanboys or something
Exciting internal respiration
  03/30/15
I actually feel the opposite. Not a fan of his writing at al...
Cowardly bateful market filthpig
  03/30/15
guess we know who won that one
grizzly piazza becky
  03/31/15
I always thought that was his most overrated piece of work. ...
sick lodge
  07/12/15
i can't bear his fiction, technically it's good but it's too...
Talented disturbing stag film lettuce
  07/12/15
I don't for the life of me understand the whole "I like...
sick lodge
  07/12/15
I like Martin Amis and Robert Stone so maybe the emotional n...
Talented disturbing stag film lettuce
  07/12/15
His nonfiction as the same appeal as Adam Sandler slowly los...
sick lodge
  07/12/15
ha, that's a pretty good description... but I think it's loo...
Talented disturbing stag film lettuce
  07/12/15
yeah I liked the one on the Iowa State Fair. I'm just a...
sick lodge
  07/12/15
Maybe I'm not. I switched to nonfiction. I like ideas more t...
Talented disturbing stag film lettuce
  07/12/15
fiction has bigger ideas though Seriously, read "Lyn...
sick lodge
  07/12/15
I used to think so, but I feel like the genre's been exhaust...
Talented disturbing stag film lettuce
  07/12/15
The issue is excessive experimentation unbounded by standard...
godawful self-absorbed fortuitous meteor toaster
  07/12/15
...
Talented disturbing stag film lettuce
  07/12/15
DFW's goat work: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/p...
Floppy incel pozpig
  07/12/15


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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:20 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

"One of his best short stories is about Elizabeth Wurtzel.

After being rejected by the Prozac Nation author, Wallace wrote the 1998 story "The Depressed Person," basing the title character – the most unpleasant person on Earth – on her."

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/six-things-you-didnt-know-about-david-foster-wallace-20120827

Here is the piece itself:

http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/HarpersMagazine-1998-01-0059425.pdf

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380153)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Titillating sanctuary travel guidebook

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380409)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

yw brother

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380470)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: beta tanning salon

There were actually friendly IRL IIRC

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#22380489)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated peach casino windowlicker

This is true. Franzen introduced them, lol.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#29129865)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 5:47 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580741)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:05 AM
Author: nudist abnormal address

Jesus. That is literally unreadable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580754)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: sinister hot public bath



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580762)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:21 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

and yet if it were poasted on XO it would have 90,000 blank bumps and you'd be responsible for half of them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580773)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: trip rehab nibblets

LOL, no. MOAR like "tl;dr...DING!fag"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581914)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

(xo 2007

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581958)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Philosopher-king

Are there any really good zings though? I read like 2 pages before my eyes glazed over, and it just seemed to be a rant about an insecure girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581935)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

Of course there are

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581961)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Philosopher-king

...could you quote some? I'm not saying you're wrong. I want to see them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581972)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Philosopher-king

Even the formatting is awful. Dense text, big paragraphs, and every other line ends with a hyphenated word.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581876)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:11 AM
Author: vivacious area laser beams

is he a good writer

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580758)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:11 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

yes, and this is a 180 piece

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580759)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:18 AM
Author: vivacious area laser beams

last time i tried to read his books they were full of endnotes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580768)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:18 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

sorry for your loss

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580769)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: vivacious area laser beams

thank you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580775)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: nudist abnormal address

I am desirous to describe the stimied, and unrequited, curious feelings of affection that once were had by a person resembling something like me. They were ostensibly about a female, albeit a depressed one and it's unclear if her pater familias was even kind to her at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580770)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

oh yes, such big words in this story. don't hurt your widdle head, anon. maybe go back to posting about arrow or blacks or whatever until the pain goes away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580774)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580777)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: nudist abnormal address

Its fucking terrible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580780)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

well, go back to game of thrones, then, bitch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580781)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: excitant giraffe

Ladies and gentlemen, the only-slightly-above-average literary mind!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581896)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Curious striped hyena

?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310543)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: sinister hot public bath

Rate the quality of writing of the OP ITT

YLS made a mistake in admitting Elizabeth Wurtzel.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580761)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: vivacious area laser beams

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580766)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: sinister hot public bath

ty

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580772)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

no, ty friend

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580778)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: sinister hot public bath

for what?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580779)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:26 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

for setting up that 180 i guess

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580783)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:28 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

by the way, i never bought that this was about wurtzel. i always figured it was mostly about himself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580784)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

nevermind that it repeatedly uses feminine pronouns and the subject of the cartoons in the article look exactly like her. and that a major magazine matter of factly stated it was about her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580789)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:34 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

i mean "about" in a fairly broad sense. e.g. if i wrote a story about a paedomorphic female who posted on a racist law board, it could still be "about" me. you know?

and lol at believing rolling stone; it's 2015.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580792)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

2012, actually.

and you seem dumb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580795)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:41 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

i really don't. if i seem that way to you, you must be looking at things wrong. i suggest you improve that, friend, and come back to me when you have. i'm sure you'll gain more from talking to me then. shalom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580809)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

i see your point, but DFW was literally famous for pouring himself into random, banal shit. i don't think an article eviscerating Wurtzel is "about him", at least not to the extent you seem to suggest. she just happens to be where one of his darts landed.

actually, this piece may be more of a prophecy than anything. it could be argued that it is a preemptive response to the 21st century assent of the intolerable, self-absorbed shrew.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27580818)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

i mean it's called "the depressed person" and he was clinically depressed. that seems like a decent start to an argument that it was first-personal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581947)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

except he was depressed for entirely different reasons

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582001)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

that's possible, but i find it difficult to believe he didn't see snatches of himself in the character, or at least wonder if he was similar deep down. in fact, NOT to do so would be incredibly un-self-aware and un-anxious by his standards.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582014)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: trip rehab nibblets

Seems like a typical fgt response to rejection. No wonder the talentless hack blew himself away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581864)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Motley coiffed den

Seems like he would have been awful to be around IRL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581909)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: nudist abnormal address

At least he apparently realized it and killed self

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581971)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: ruby stead sound barrier

yet they call this a selfish act. why

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581977)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

franzen RUSHING to typewriter to crank out "Breakthrough: Realized DFW's Suicide was an Act of Grace" at 5wpm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581992)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: nudist abnormal address

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582087)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: nudist abnormal address



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27587886)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Motley coiffed den

I find DFW fanboys tend to be the most insufferable type of hipster neckbeard toolbags.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27581985)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: marvelous startled elastic band

i'm certainly no hipster neckbeard toolbag, bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582027)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

maybe he's thinking of tao lin fanboys or something

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582046)



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Date: March 30th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Cowardly bateful market filthpig

I actually feel the opposite. Not a fan of his writing at all but I think I'd get along well with him IRL and he seems like a good dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27582048)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: grizzly piazza becky

guess we know who won that one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#27587898)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: sick lodge

I always thought that was his most overrated piece of work.

My favorite of his works is "Lyndon," published in Girl with Curious Hair.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310522)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Talented disturbing stag film lettuce

i can't bear his fiction, technically it's good but it's too controlled, the nonfiction is so much better in my opinion (which I know I share with "guy in your MFA class" twitter

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310537)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: sick lodge

I don't for the life of me understand the whole "I like DFW's nonfiction better" camp. Everyone I meet says that and I always think they just can't appreciate good fiction with ambiguity.

I mean his nonfiction is ok I think. I like consider the lobster and tense present.

But Girl with Curious Hair? Come on now. It was fantastic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310570)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Talented disturbing stag film lettuce

I like Martin Amis and Robert Stone so maybe the emotional nuance of DFW's work is lost ofon me. For me even though his nonfiction is formulaic (it all rises from blips of cognitive dissonance--rage to self-righteousness--to a really bogus epiphany) it's appealing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310609)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: sick lodge

His nonfiction as the same appeal as Adam Sandler slowly losing his temper at the golf ball that wouldn't go to its home.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310625)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Talented disturbing stag film lettuce

ha, that's a pretty good description... but I think it's looser and has more feeling because of it. Did you read his EW piece on the Adult Video News awards or the Iowa State Fair? Those are pretty good

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310632)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: sick lodge

yeah I liked the one on the Iowa State Fair.

I'm just a fiction reader at heart. And I like work that takes risks and is hit or miss. I respect writers who experiment and fail.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310655)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Talented disturbing stag film lettuce

Maybe I'm not. I switched to nonfiction. I like ideas more than people, I guess

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310664)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: sick lodge

fiction has bigger ideas though

Seriously, read "Lyndon." It's my favorite of all of DFW's stories. My Appearance if good too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310671)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Talented disturbing stag film lettuce

I used to think so, but I feel like the genre's been exhausted. Maybe I'm looking at it in too political a way, but I feel like all the interesting experimentation has been crowded out by SJW politics

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310709)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: godawful self-absorbed fortuitous meteor toaster

The issue is excessive experimentation unbounded by standards.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310730)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: Talented disturbing stag film lettuce



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310734)



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Date: July 12th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: Floppy incel pozpig

DFW's goat work:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/sports/playmagazine/20federer.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153812&forum_id=2#28310597)