Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:09 PM Author: rose stage clown
I would like to put forth a cogent argument that seeks to explain why black people are angry and violent. I will use a case study:
Today I met a plumber we will call Earl. Earl is your standard black man: he is in his 40s, the whites of his eyes have that yellowish color, he has poorly kept negroid hair, he smokes, and when he speaks he is quite difficult to understand.
Earl was called to our office because someone clogged up the handy stall bowl. Unfortunately, said clogging occured last Thursday. The bowl was filled with a shit stew that fermented all Thursday night and turned into a vile, horrendous vicheysoises by Friday afternoon. The building crew was not equiped to handle a clog of this magnitude so they took a plastic garbage bag and put it over the toilet and proceeded to duct tape it to the point that it was hermetically sealed. The shit bisque cooked over the long weekend, was forgotten, and finally remembered this morning...this resulted in an emergency call to a plumber.
Enter Earl. Would you like to deal with this show? Certainly not. It probably doesn't help that I work in a very white collar office and as a result there are almost no negros there. Earl was therefore forced to concede that he was probably cleaning up The Man's white bred poop.
Now, how would you feel when you got home to your 350 pound loud mouthed black wife after dealing with that all afternoon? How about your eight kids stealing your Newports and finishing the last of the chitlins? You would probably toss back a few Hennessey and cokes and get really pissed off.
As a pissed off black man, you would feel entitled to free money from the government, permission to shoplift DVD's from BestBuy, and find it acceptable to stab any white person for more than three dollars.
This is why black people are angry. Lesson? Shit, flush, wipe, flush, wipe, flush, flush.
Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:24 PM Author: rose stage clown
if there WERE...that's the subjunctive you wanted there, nigs...you are speaking of things as you would like/wish them to be, but not as they are. thus, the subjunctive.
Date: February 23rd, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Razzle ruddy knife base
Hahaha. As someone who is 1/2 black, even I find this hilarious. Especially the "last of your chitlins" and "stab any white man for more than $3" bits. Genius.
Date: February 25th, 2005 3:06 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
What is with the yellowish tinge to the whites of the eyes? I see that a lot.
On the Greyhound, the blacks on board will almost never move for some reason. The common thing is pay for 1 seat, then sprawl over and take 3 so that other people who paid can't get a fcuking spot. I understand that the people doing this are probably not very fond of white people, but honestly, I've never met them and I've done nothing to them. Argh it's such a pain.
I have nothing against them because they're black, and there are plenty of nice black people like there are nice people of any race, but the rudeness and chip on the shoulder of these particular people are just dumb.
Date: February 25th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
i dont have a choice. the bus is chock full of them every single time. if you want to sit down, you'll have to sit next to one of those pissed off black people. wisconsin is like 2% black but that bus is like 99% black.
one of them, a few months ago, actually said "this part of the bus is just for black people" to the 1 other white person (aside from me). so much for Rosa Parks.
Date: February 25th, 2005 3:56 AM Author: provocative ruby rigpig giraffe
If 99% of the bus is black, why is it surprising that the people who don't move over for you are black? There's always a percentage of seat hogs on public transportation, regardless of race. You happen to be living on a route that serves people of mostly one ethnicity, so it's not too surprising that the seat hogs on your route are of that ethnicity.
If they're not moving over only for you, there might be another reason as well. Your descriptions of yourself make it sound like you're a really tall guy. People who are seat hogs tend to be even more reluctant to move over for big men than they are for smaller men or women.
Date: February 25th, 2005 3:58 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
i didn't say it was surprising, just that, on the buses i take, blacks seem less likely to move than people of other races, and are a hell of a lot more rude and pissy. i've been on other routes with mostly whites or asians or hispanics, and nothing like this happens.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:02 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
all last year, they had a route direct from Madison to my town, with mostly whites/asians/hispanics. this new one that i've taken all this year goes through Milwaukee, which is almost all black (and that's where the passengers are going, mostly, so they're black). so, i've been on both a lot.
but milwaukee is very, very run down and horrible. these people may well be from the ghetto areas of that city. maybe that is why they're so pissed off at a white person like myself.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:05 AM Author: provocative ruby rigpig giraffe
So this is a Greyhound type bus, not a city bus? How often do you go home? If you're only riding these buses once in awhile, is it possible that you've just had a few bad experiences that have stuck out in your mind and that the majority of the people on your bus don't actually have a problem with you?
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:09 AM Author: Drunken startling cuckoldry lodge
Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf or something? All the racist shit this afternoon was pretty fucking annoying. It wasn't offensive, but just stupid. If you're going to make the case that blacks are fucking dumbasses, do something entertaining.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:10 AM Author: provocative ruby rigpig giraffe
I think he's attributing too much of the behavior to racism, though. Most people who sprawl over bus seats when others need to sit down aren't racist, they're just pigs who have no consideration for people of any race.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:13 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
i've often heard people specifically refer to their dislike for whites when refusing a seat though. i'm not kidding. yeah this is greyhound. not enough blacks in my town to even 1/2 fill up a city bus.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:15 AM Author: provocative ruby rigpig giraffe
How many times is often? I can definitely believe that you ran into one asshole who has a problem with white people and said so out loud. It's hard to believe that people are regularly making racial comments to people they'll be sharing a bus with for the next few hours. I don't think that's ever happened on any of the city or greyhound buses I've taken.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:17 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
i take it you haven't been to milwaukee. i hate that city so much, it's such a shithole with residents to match, but all the buses run through there.
i don't know, i haven't counted them. several times though. and then there's other behavior, like nasty looks at whites or refusing seats to whites but not doing that stuff to blacks.
Date: February 25th, 2005 3:52 AM Author: bright mentally impaired corner
That has nothing to do with being black, that has to do with wanting your own seat. As someone who is a) very white and b) taken Greyhound many, many times, I assure you without reservation that it's little to do with being a pissed-off negro.
Date: February 25th, 2005 4:15 AM Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse national security agency
that isn't one person. that happens all the time, very explicit. and if they make room for other blacks but not for whites, it's also pretty obvious.
i mean turn it around...if 1 black guy got on a bus full of whites, and they make room for whites but not the black guy, the inference is pretty clear.
Date: March 3rd, 2005 8:48 PM Author: rose stage clown
I think egg and I can respect each other for what we are...artists. Though I do agree that many people can write, but few can draw robocop taking a shit and have the humorous instinct to stick him in there sans ass paper.
I will noodle a new story, but I think I better take the weekend to come up with something decent...I don't want to post crap.