I AM SGT. SPACKLER, YOU'RE SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR. FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL POST ONLY WHEN POSTED TO, AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOU'RE FILTHY KEYBOARDS WILL BE "SIR." DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?
NYUUG, DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CANNOT DO ONE MEASLY PULL-UP? GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF MY OBSTACLE COURSE! GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF MY OBSTACLE COURSE!