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If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, Never mak...
Dark Buck-toothed Lodge
  12/14/10
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Dark Buck-toothed Lodge
  12/14/10
the first version of that song actually came from way back i...
stimulating honey-headed native
  12/14/10
LOLOLOLOL It really is a timeless message. I prefer t...
Dark Buck-toothed Lodge
  12/14/10
yeah; it's a lot snappier. the original lyrics are fun to...
stimulating honey-headed native
  12/14/10
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Dark Buck-toothed Lodge
  12/15/10
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Tirant Lo Blanc
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Date: December 14th, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Dark Buck-toothed Lodge

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall.

As soon as he marries her

Then she starts to do

The things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,

You'll be happy for the rest of your life,

An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,

She'll always give you peace of mind.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Don't let your friends say

You have no taste,

Go ahead and marry anyway,

Though her face is ugly,

Her eyes don't match,

Take it from me she's a better catch.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Say man.

Hey baby.

Saw your wife the other day.

Yeah?

Yeah, she's ugly.

Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.

Yeah?. Okay.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

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Date: December 14th, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: Dark Buck-toothed Lodge



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Date: December 14th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: stimulating honey-headed native

the first version of that song actually came from way back in the 1930's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZnNwZyaGf8

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509098&forum_id=2#16815387)



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Date: December 14th, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Dark Buck-toothed Lodge

LOLOLOLOL

It really is a timeless message.

I prefer the Jimmy Soul version, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509098&forum_id=2#16815400)



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Date: December 14th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: stimulating honey-headed native

yeah; it's a lot snappier.

the original lyrics are fun to read, though:

I'm warning men be wise

In choosing your girlfriends take my advice

There is a lot to lose

For much depends on the one you choose

You like happiness, comfort in life, unity and a peace loving wife?

But that can only be

if you observe my philosophy

So if you want to be happy and live a king's life

never make a pretty woman your wife

If you want to be happy and live a king's life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

All you gotta do is just as I say

Then you would be jolly, merry and gay

That's from a logical point of view

Always love a woman uglier than you

Therefore from a logical point of view

Always love a woman uglier than you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

Ah mean, and very often cause his downfall

Soon as she marry there and then she'll start

To do the things that would break his heart

When you think that she's belonging to you

She's calling somebody else dou dou too

Therefore from a logical point of view

Is best to love a woman uglier than you

Therefore from a logical point of view

Always love a woman uglier than you.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,

You can be sure you'll be happy in all your life

She would never do things in a funny way

Or allow the neighbours to have anything to say

She wouldn't disregard her husband at all

By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul

So from a logical point of view

Is best to love a woman uglier than you

Therefore from a logical point of view

Always love a woman uglier than you.

Well, an ugly woman gives you your meals on time

And always try to make you happy in mind

At nights when you lay up on your cozy bed

She will coax, caress you and scratch your head

And like a bird call you nice names as "silver beak",

"Toy", "chick" or even "sucrier martinique"

So from a logical point of view

Is best to love a woman uglier than you

Therefore from a logical point of view

Always love a woman uglier than you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509098&forum_id=2#16815472)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:41 AM
Author: Dark Buck-toothed Lodge



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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Tirant Lo Blanc



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