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| Blathering Jap Home | 06/13/09 |
| Blathering Jap Home | 06/13/09 |
| Shivering queen of the night pocket flask | 06/13/09 |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478) |
Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Shivering queen of the night pocket flask this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Shivering queen of the night pocket flask Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Talented set [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Ocher Pozpig Circlehead underrated. 180 thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: grizzly sanctuary clown 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: Clear dingle berry ROFL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: hairraiser whorehouse potus This season sucks so far (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone jet idiot you're a faggot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Shivering queen of the night pocket flask you're really good at this dood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: Lime diverse school persian I want to be on YOUR team. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Light aromatic idea he suggested resort i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: thriller stage 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Blathering Jap Home (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring parlor volcanic crater This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Slippery sex offender 180. I'm speechless. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: Naked filthy nibblets cruise ship This thread is woefully underappreciated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Trip opaque goyim People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: Carmine Soggy Pit Halford (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Bespoke lake theater mother burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: Slippery sex offender 'The A team" retarded, yes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: Arousing autistic business firm 180 thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: Slippery sex offender cosign (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home This is my greatest triumph (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Mustard Provocative Incel Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: nubile gaming laptop dog poop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Mustard Provocative Incel its better than even your best one. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home I question whether you have even seen the show. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Mustard Provocative Incel okay, maybe it is second or third. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Blathering Jap Home pwn3d (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Spruce appetizing water buffalo faggotry This thread is overrated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Soul-stirring parlor volcanic crater wrong. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: Stimulating liquid oxygen 180 THREAD TYTY (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Soul-stirring parlor volcanic crater moar plz (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: Mauve Razzle Heaven Juggernaut Moar. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: federal bright police squad It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284) |
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Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: Stimulating liquid oxygen people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: Stirring Coffee Pot Gaping this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: Yapping purple station philosopher-king "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Crystalline brunch jew (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Medicated Arrogant Stead Filthpig why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Yapping purple station philosopher-king This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Medicated Arrogant Stead Filthpig obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Soul-stirring parlor volcanic crater BUMP (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402538) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:14 PM Author: Outnumbered lascivious yarmulke (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646053) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: hairraiser whorehouse potus Good times (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646193) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:37 PM Author: Sapphire Swashbuckling Location Bottom line: as long as you're no-offered, you're not going anywhere. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646204) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:39 PM Author: Fragrant submissive haunted graveyard omg tytyty (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12646224) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 10:06 PM Author: Free-loading Startling Lettuce Trump Supporter My name is Anthony Ciolli. I used to be a UPenn grad with a job offer, till...*man on phone*: "a lawsuit has been file against you, you've been served." When you're sued, you've got nothing -- no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city hasn't heard of you and will offer you a job. You do whatever work comes your way, you rely on ANYONE who's still talking to you. An online board full of racist law students and lawyers. An old friend who used to live in his mom's basement. Family too...IF you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're being sued, you're not going anywhere. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648898) |
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Date: September 1st, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Shivering queen of the night pocket flask 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12648931) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone jet idiot NICE. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652574) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Angry Mint Den 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652584) |
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Date: April 6th, 2011 10:58 PM Author: Shivering queen of the night pocket flask 180 180 180! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#17702761) |
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