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you are...my fire. the one...desire, believe.

when i say iiiii want it that way
nyuug
  04/05/09
*ejaculates*
sapphire disturbing market
  04/05/09
die, chink
Trip set headpube
  04/05/09
You've changed.
nyuug
  04/05/09
impostor
bespoke big spot
  04/05/09
boobpolice
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
i have a stalker :(
nyuug
  04/05/09
pardon?
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
girl i met last night.
nyuug
  04/05/09
niiiiice
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just wa...
nyuug
  04/05/09
don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i woul...
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.
nyuug
  04/05/09
ugh
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
im going to try regardless.
nyuug
  04/05/09
yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good...
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(
nyuug
  04/05/09
You need to have a bit more patience with things.
flatulent casino
  04/05/09
well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently nee...
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
no, it pretty much is.
nyuug
  04/05/09
no, understanding women means more future sex.
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
lol that doesn't mean anything
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
who says that? what a weird thing to say.
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of m...
flatulent casino
  04/05/09
I might fuck her this afternoon.
nyuug
  04/05/09
Don't try anything crazy now!
indecent crusty cruise ship
  04/05/09
She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.
nyuug
  04/05/09
You gotta at least finger her then, dude. edit - need the...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.
nyuug
  04/05/09
I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to?...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ...
nyuug
  04/05/09
Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be fl...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
I'll keep you posted.
nyuug
  04/05/09
def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, ma...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out wit...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their be...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, tot...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
LOL I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to ...
nyuug
  04/05/09
please don't fuck this up. But Good Luck!
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
lol, this will not be the case. But keep thinking positi...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
wtf. Has she called you yet?
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
she facebook friended me overnight facebook IMed me AIM...
nyuug
  04/05/09
and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to ...
nyuug
  04/05/09
wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested i...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
im going to work her, don't worry.
nyuug
  04/05/09
I wish I had faith in you... Btw, don't be too nice to he...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to som...
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
i approve
Exciting maroon ticket booth
  04/05/09
this is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJj...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
nyuug
  04/05/09
oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
FUCK YO COUCH
nyuug
  04/05/09
ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!
indecent crusty cruise ship
  04/05/09
I'm so proud of him.
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
siiiick
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys so...
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very...
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?
bateful carmine associate
  04/05/09
accidentally call her Rowan
Balding business firm
  04/05/09
rofl
bateful carmine associate
  04/05/09
he'll wake up
Supple Heaven Generalized Bond
  04/05/09
i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-incli...
bespoke big spot
  04/05/09
i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i ...
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
later this evening: gf: "why do you keep checking y...
bespoke big spot
  04/05/09
*nods* *shakes head*
french old irish cottage brunch
  04/05/09
bump
soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested
  04/05/09
nyuug just outs himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...
umber site
  04/05/09


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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

when i say iiiii want it that way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338386)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: sapphire disturbing market

*ejaculates*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Trip set headpube

die, chink

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

You've changed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: bespoke big spot

impostor

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339821)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

boobpolice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

i have a stalker :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

pardon?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338404)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

girl i met last night.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

niiiiice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338413)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just want to anal then dump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338422)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i would recommend sleeping with her SEVERAL times at the very least so you can potentially become unsucky in bed and have a better chance of not waiting 21 years for the next one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338442)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338445)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

ugh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338449)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

im going to try regardless.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338452)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good luck bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338463)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: flatulent casino

You need to have a bit more patience with things.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338493)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently need from women, you just need to interact with one, ideally in a romantic way, on a regular basis so you learn more about them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338651)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

no, it pretty much is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338662)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

no, understanding women means more future sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338678)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Balding business firm

lol that doesn't mean anything

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338462)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

who says that? what a weird thing to say.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338470)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Balding business firm

Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "they don't have sex" but that just means they don't have sex with random guys. He just needs to get on her good side, earn her trust and he should be fine. But with nyuug, it's never that easy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338479)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: flatulent casino

True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of months she'll be down to sleep with him if she really does like him this much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

I might fuck her this afternoon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: indecent crusty cruise ship

Don't try anything crazy now!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338500)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

You gotta at least finger her then, dude.

edit - need the context of how she said it, buddy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338511)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338517)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to? It's somewhere between a great sign and a phenomenal sign, depending on context. You've got a fantastic oppontunity here bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338532)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be flirty back with her... let her make the strongest statements, though. That way she'll know you're interested but you don't risk coming off too over the top. And just play it natural, man - she's obviously really really into you, you're golden doing what you've been doing with her so far.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338543)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

I'll keep you posted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338557)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, man, great work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338593)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Balding business firm

Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out with him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338518)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it definitely would. if she's saying it out of nowhere... it's an incredibly good sign.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338522)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Balding business firm

I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their bed, that means I want to get close to him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, totally unprompted, it's an even better sign than otherwise. But it's obviously fantastic regardless.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338554)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Balding business firm

LOL

I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she's on her way over now??

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to head over.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338549)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Balding business firm

please don't fuck this up.

But Good Luck!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338560)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338670)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: Balding business firm

lol, this will not be the case.

But keep thinking positive! Confidence is the key.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338501)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Balding business firm

wtf. Has she called you yet?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338415)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

she

facebook friended me overnight

facebook IMed me

AIMed me

texted me (apparently)

will call me at 3PM



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338428)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Balding business firm

and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338433)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to some gay ass shit with her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338436)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Balding business firm

wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested in you. Do whatever it takes to get into her pants. Wife her up...then sex her up. Duh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

im going to work her, don't worry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338446)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Balding business firm

I wish I had faith in you...

Btw, don't be too nice to her. You'll end up just being her friend. But don't be too mean to her, else she'll be over you in a second. She likes you now. Please use this to your advantage.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to some event (i have no idea what you're talking about) that you'll really hate but don't be stupid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338448)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Exciting maroon ticket booth

i approve

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338406)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Balding business firm

this is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJjA

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

IM RICK JAMES BITCH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338414)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Balding business firm

oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338423)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

FUCK YO COUCH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: indecent crusty cruise ship

ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338627)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Balding business firm

I'm so proud of him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338636)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

siiiick

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338659)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys songs, but this is even better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338695)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Balding business firm

guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very moment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: bateful carmine associate

i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339831)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: Balding business firm

accidentally call her Rowan

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339838)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: bateful carmine associate

rofl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339853)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: Supple Heaven Generalized Bond

he'll wake up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339870)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339922)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: bespoke big spot

i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-inclined to pray to a god i don't believe in

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i was, kinda creepy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340055)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: bespoke big spot

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340065)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: french old irish cottage brunch

*nods*

*shakes head*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340069)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring outnumbered idea he suggested

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341096)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: umber site

nyuug just outs himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rZxCrb7iU



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341329)