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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
Spectacular mauve filthpig
  04/08/23
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Microsoft Product Anomalies
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Adventurous striped hyena macaca
  04/08/23
Jfc
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
Arousing pearl center degenerate
  04/08/23
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misunderstood stirring dragon stage
  11/14/24
Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
marvelous flickering really tough guy faggotry
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Adventurous striped hyena macaca
  04/08/23
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  04/09/23
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misunderstood stirring dragon stage
  04/09/23
sure bud
deranged hideous voyeur
  04/08/23
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khaki hairless menage
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
Balding saffron friendly grandma
  04/08/23
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stimulating poppy set gunner
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Pumonymous
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
animeboi
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Wine Fluffy Market Incel
  04/09/23
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misunderstood stirring dragon stage
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Slate dilemma
  04/12/23
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Naked Ultramarine Locus Selfie
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
Greedy racy nibblets coffee pot
  04/08/23
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Titillating Aqua French Chef Cuck
  04/08/23
Big if true
Amber out-of-control jewess station
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
Naked Ultramarine Locus Selfie
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
Spectacular mauve filthpig
  04/08/23
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stimulating poppy set gunner
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
Supple office
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
primrose legend scourge upon the earth
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
Supple office
  04/09/23
I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
primrose legend scourge upon the earth
  04/09/23
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misunderstood stirring dragon stage
  04/09/23
Jesus.
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  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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  04/10/23
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Talented tank
  04/10/23
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Greedy racy nibblets coffee pot
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Spectacular mauve filthpig
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
primrose legend scourge upon the earth
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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  05/01/23
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  05/10/23
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Balding saffron friendly grandma
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
Insecure Self-centered People Who Are Hurt Property
  05/10/23
new here?
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  05/10/23
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Adventurous striped hyena macaca
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Twinkling aromatic karate
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
primrose legend scourge upon the earth
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
Balding saffron friendly grandma
  05/10/23
throwaway?
Twinkling aromatic karate
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
Balding saffron friendly grandma
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
Twinkling aromatic karate
  05/10/23
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Balding saffron friendly grandma
  05/10/23
yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Insecure Self-centered People Who Are Hurt Property
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Insecure Self-centered People Who Are Hurt Property
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
wonderful plaza toaster
  05/10/23
SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
animeboi
  05/10/23
imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
Twinkling aromatic karate
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Spectacular mauve filthpig

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

Jfc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Arousing pearl center degenerate

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: misunderstood stirring dragon stage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: marvelous flickering really tough guy faggotry

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Maniacal Boyish Trailer Park



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: misunderstood stirring dragon stage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: deranged hideous voyeur

sure bud

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: khaki hairless menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Balding saffron friendly grandma

This is so fucked up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: stimulating poppy set gunner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Wine Fluffy Market Incel

brave of you to poast this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: misunderstood stirring dragon stage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Slate dilemma

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Naked Ultramarine Locus Selfie



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Greedy racy nibblets coffee pot

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Titillating Aqua French Chef Cuck



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Amber out-of-control jewess station

Big if true

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Naked Ultramarine Locus Selfie

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Spectacular mauve filthpig

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: stimulating poppy set gunner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Supple office

Tick tock spaceporn

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: primrose legend scourge upon the earth

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Supple office

You’re fucked pal

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: primrose legend scourge upon the earth

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: misunderstood stirring dragon stage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wagecucks roast beef

Jesus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Bateful Awkward Orchestra Pit Therapy

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Talented tank



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Greedy racy nibblets coffee pot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Spectacular mauve filthpig

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: primrose legend scourge upon the earth

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Spectacular mauve filthpig

couple weeks ago. you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Spectacular mauve filthpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Balding saffron friendly grandma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Insecure Self-centered People Who Are Hurt Property

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: mildly autistic public bath

new here?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Adventurous striped hyena macaca



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Twinkling aromatic karate

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: primrose legend scourge upon the earth

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Balding saffron friendly grandma

I can confirm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Twinkling aromatic karate

throwaway?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Balding saffron friendly grandma

I can't say more.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Twinkling aromatic karate

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Balding saffron friendly grandma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Insecure Self-centered People Who Are Hurt Property

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

new poaster, first day?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Insecure Self-centered People Who Are Hurt Property

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: wonderful plaza toaster

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Twinkling aromatic karate

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: wonderful plaza toaster

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Talented tank

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360620)



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Author: jade casino



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Talented tank



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: sadistic nudist house shitlib

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Violent temple fanboi



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Author: animeboi (.)

.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47548999)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Deep Coldplay Fan Boltzmann

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689636)



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Author: animeboi (.)

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360611)



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